Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:45 am

Pseudo wrote:The breakfast menu at the Espy read "bircher muesli, rolled oats with dried fruit, nuts and seeds".

What arrived was a small portion of plain rolled oats, unsoaked, with 4 strawberries for garnish. No dried fruit, no nuts, no seeds.

"Bircher muesli" my hairy white arsehole.


The Espy are cereal offenders on matters like this....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:06 am

am Bays wrote:
Pseudo wrote:The breakfast menu at the Espy read "bircher muesli, rolled oats with dried fruit, nuts and seeds".

What arrived was a small portion of plain rolled oats, unsoaked, with 4 strawberries for garnish. No dried fruit, no nuts, no seeds.

"Bircher muesli" my hairy white arsehole.


The Espy are cereal offenders on maters like this....

It's the mother of all problems. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:18 am

Magellan wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Pseudo wrote:The breakfast menu at the Espy read "bircher muesli, rolled oats with dried fruit, nuts and seeds".

What arrived was a small portion of plain rolled oats, unsoaked, with 4 strawberries for garnish. No dried fruit, no nuts, no seeds.

"Bircher muesli" my hairy white arsehole.


The Espy are cereal offenders on maters like this....

It's the mother of all problems. ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:59 am

2 pubs in Robe and neither of them have West End draught on tap! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:02 pm

carey wrote:2 pubs in Robe and neither of them have West End draught on tap! :evil:

Can we get Victoria to annexe the town?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:08 pm

heater31 wrote:
carey wrote:2 pubs in Robe and neither of them have West End draught on tap! :evil:

Can we get Victoria to annexe the town?



The stupid chick behind the bar (who I might add was frigging smoking hot) said and I quote "Why would we have Victorian beer on tap"

F**k me I nearly fell over.

Stupid part was on tap they had 'Little creatures' and some honey shit beer. I wasn't happy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:10 pm

carey wrote:2 pubs in Robe and neither of them have West End draught on tap! :evil:


Move this to the things I rate thread please
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:12 pm

MW wrote:
carey wrote:2 pubs in Robe and neither of them have West End draught on tap! :evil:


Move this to the things I rate thread please



Robe its self should be in that thread. Beautiful place. Just shit beer on tap! ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:49 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:20 pm

Pizza bars that no matter how many times you tell them when you order "NO OLIVES" - still manage to slip one or two on.
I loathe them and I can smell it, even if there's even only one on the pizza the minute I open the box.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:35 pm

People who hate olives. I have a jar in the fridge at work, always have stock, just in case I forget a smoko snack I've got something to nibble on at smoko break. The boss complains the office smells all "olivey". Bad luck.

Love 'em. Put 'em on everything. Ask for extra on my pizzas!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:36 pm

Spargo wrote:Pizza bars that no matter how many times you tell them when you order "NO OLIVES" - still manage to slip one or two on.
I loathe them and I can smell it, even if there's even only one on the pizza the minute I open the box.

I'm with you, a great way to ruin a good pizza, they bring nothing to the table, only good for lego wheel replacements.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:10 pm

Booney wrote:People who hate olives. I have a jar in the fridge at work, always have stock, just in case I forget a smoko snack I've got something to nibble on at smoko break. The boss complains the office smells all "olivey". Bad luck.

Love 'em. Put 'em on everything. Ask for extra on my pizzas!!


same same (except I don't keep a jar in the frudge)

I'd even put this as a pre-requisite on my online dating thingy - if I had one :lol:

"Must love olives" - but only kalamatas, green or stuffed olive lovers need not apply :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:16 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:People who hate olives. I have a jar in the fridge at work, always have stock, just in case I forget a smoko snack I've got something to nibble on at smoko break. The boss complains the office smells all "olivey". Bad luck.

Love 'em. Put 'em on everything. Ask for extra on my pizzas!!


same same (except I don't keep a jar in the frudge)

I'd even put this as a pre-requisite on my online dating thingy - if I had one :lol:

"Must love olives" - but only kalamatas, green or stuffed olive lovers need not apply :lol:


As if you dont!

If I was single I'd be all over them. Me and the missus were both lamenting the fact that we got together before Tinder was a thing.

The funny thing is up until Monday, she thought Tinder was a dating app.......for relationships and stuff :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:25 pm

I just dont understand Tinder

What has the world come to when you have to go online to get a root.

Why can't people go to pubs like we did in the old days?

Upstairs at Joppies was a haven, as was Players :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:28 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I just dont understand Tinder

What has the world come to when you have to go online to get a root.

Why can't people go to pubs like we did in the old days?

Upstairs at Joppies was a haven, as was Players [emoji38]

Ask your friend Leah ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:29 pm

She's bloody 36, going on 21 :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:30 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I just dont understand Tinder

What has the world come to when you have to go online to get a root.

Why can't people go to pubs like we did in the old days?

Upstairs at Joppies was a haven, as was Players :lol:


Im sure you could do that still.

But now if you just wanna get it in without spending $100 on entry and drinks, buying prospective roots drinks (only for them to leave with someone else.)

Plus you don't have to risk getting your feelings hurt when approaching someone. You know they're looking for the same thing, they've seen you and seen something they want.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:49 pm

HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I just dont understand Tinder

What has the world come to when you have to go online to get a root.

Why can't people go to pubs like we did in the old days?

Upstairs at Joppies was a haven, as was Players :lol:


Im sure you could do that still.

But now if you just wanna get it in without spending $100 on entry and drinks, buying prospective roots drinks (only for them to leave with someone else.)

Plus you don't have to risk getting your feelings hurt when approaching someone. You know they're looking for the same thing, they've seen you and seen something they want.


Spend $100 on drinks and interact with someone who you can see, get a sense of them, get to know them or masting off at home looking at a 3 inch picture of someone taken 10 years and 25 kg ago and you don't even know them. Hmmm....I'll be at the bar, thanks.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:51 pm

It's definitely a generational thing I think.
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