Things that give you the sh1ts

[heater31]

our new team assistant manager.

He speaks to us like we're 8 years old and have no idea what we're doing.

and he has a low monotone voice which does my head in.

Why do you need an assistant manager? Are you lot a football team

More pay for less responsibility I guess too

[Footy Chick]

We worked perfectly fine without one before. Our little corner here has worked pretty autonomously for years and you can already tell he's a micromanager.

[Footy Chick]

trucks that catch on fire in peak hour

[LaughingKookaburra]

Being on a ******* plane tomorrow night from Perth to Bali for the entirety of the Hawks v Crows game. Not complaining about the destination one bit however.

[Footy Chick]

I'll be at a quiz night.

I love a good quiz night but it's poo timing.....won't even be able to look at phones for fear of being labelled a cheat!

[heater31]

I'll be at a quiz night.

I love a good quiz night but it's poo timing.....won't even be able to look at phones for fear of being labelled a cheat!

I'm going to text you regular updates so you can read them later on

[LaughingKookaburra]

I remember when Virgin Jets used to have Foxtel on them that you can swipe the credit card and get access to it. This would have been perfect!!!

[Lightning McQueen]

trucks that catch on fire in peak hour

I just seen the remains of the truck, it was a fair wreck.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

trucks that catch on fire in peak hour

Saw that luckily heading east to Vale Park, cut through Manningham thank Christ

[HH3]

Entering hour 2 of food shopping...

[Brodlach]

The last week of footy has been terrible for my clubs

Cmon Westies

[whufc]

The last week of footy has been terrible for my clubs

Cmon Westies

Hopefully it only gets worse tomorrow!!

[Brodlach]

The last week of footy has been terrible for my clubs

Cmon Westies

Hopefully it only gets worse tomorrow!!

[RustyCage]

Reserves prelim at Richmond Oval. Ran out of food by quarter time

[bennymacca]

getting swooped by magpies whilst going out for a ride

One of them chased me a solid 200m.

Swooped me once, so obviously i shat my pants and start going faster.
It was a downhill section, so just nailed it and was going 40+kph, but this bloody magpie wouldnt stop chasing, swooped me 3 or 4 times before it finally gave up.

Worst thing was the sun was at such an angle that I could see the shadow of the magpie the whole way! It was like a horror movie.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Duel on a bike - benny?

[BoundaryRider84]

getting swooped by magpies whilst going out for a ride

One of them chased me a solid 200m.

Swooped me once, so obviously i shat my pants and start going faster.
It was a downhill section, so just nailed it and was going 40+kph, but this bloody magpie wouldnt stop chasing, swooped me 3 or 4 times before it finally gave up.

Worst thing was the sun was at such an angle that I could see the shadow of the magpie the whole way! It was like a horror movie.

If you've meet Benny is person, you would know that this would have been hilarious to watch. Worth the attendance fee alone ;-)

[heater31]

Somethings never change.........like starting to write University Essays 8 hours before the deadline


only 1500 words to go

[wristwatcher]

Somethings never change.........like starting to write University Essays 8 hours before the deadline


only 1500 words to go

Sean Connery once had that problem and in his furious effort to finish a book fell from the shelf and hit him in the head meaning he missed the deadline.

After pondering the incident in his thick accent he said "I only have my shelf to blame"

I hope this helps

[Brodlach]

Sounds like you're in a real bind, I'm sure you will have it covered though