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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:14 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
I had some old guy beep me to go through a red light......pleeeeez



plus now with new job driving in morning traffic....I ******* hate it

You leave a little gap and bang its ******* gone by someone cutting in

we have the worst drivers

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:36 pm
by Spargo
The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:49 pm
by Jim05
Spargo wrote:The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:54 pm
by Jim05
bennymacca wrote:Last year I was a passenger on the autobahn quite a lot. Obviously because of the lack of speed limits, at any point you could have a car doing 200+ up your arse if you stick in the left lane, so you only used it for overtaking and then got back quick smart. It worked brilliantly. Basically it was a 100kph lane for trucks etc, one or two lanes where cars would do up to 150, and then the left lane was a little scary haha.

Yep, quite an experience. Borrowed a car at Frankfurt Hahn Airport to head to a World Cup game and it was this gutless Opel, got out on to the Autobarn and wound the thing up to just over 200 clicks which took an eternity and next minute my wife who was in the back seat starts pissing herself laughing. I look over and this old granny in a Merc C class is going past me like im standing still :D

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:05 pm
by daysofourlives
Jim05 wrote:
Spargo wrote:The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious


We can all thank Adam Goodes for that

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:35 pm
by cracka
daysofourlives wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Spargo wrote:The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious


We can all thank Adam Goodes for that

Apparently global warming is his fault too. :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:14 pm
by Footy Chick
I stubbed my toe this morning.

My first thought was "screw you Adam Goodes, this is your fault"

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:49 pm
by daysofourlives
cracka wrote:
daysofourlives wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
Spargo wrote:The AFL contacting the four clubs that are playing Essendon the remainder of the season, requesting players don't sledge them re drugs/injections etc
You know, all the things they DID DO.

Yeah, have to agree. Sledging is great and it should be open slather. Think the AFL is getting a bit precious


We can all thank Adam Goodes for that

Apparently global warming is his fault too. :roll:


Well why do you think the AFL asked those clubs not to sledge Essendon then smart ass?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:39 am
by Psyber
Jim05 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Last year I was a passenger on the autobahn quite a lot. Obviously because of the lack of speed limits, at any point you could have a car doing 200+ up your arse if you stick in the left lane, so you only used it for overtaking and then got back quick smart. It worked brilliantly. Basically it was a 100kph lane for trucks etc, one or two lanes where cars would do up to 150, and then the left lane was a little scary haha.

Yep, quite an experience. Borrowed a car at Frankfurt Hahn Airport to head to a World Cup game and it was this gutless Opel, got out on to the Autobarn and wound the thing up to just over 200 clicks which took an eternity and next minute my wife who was in the back seat starts pissing herself laughing. I look over and this old granny in a Merc C class is going past me like im standing still :D


You should see this 70 year old in his Renault Megane RS 265.
(Although I've slowed down a bit now I'm back sitting on 6 demerit points again.)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:09 pm
by Q.
Missing out on a Nordburger breakfast because some **** took forever to decide on his order.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:51 pm
by HH3
Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:05 pm
by Footy Chick
HH3 wrote:Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30


Geebus. is there anything you haven't injured?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:12 pm
by wristwatcher
Q. wrote:Missing out on a Nordburger breakfast because some **** took forever to decide on his order.



You're in the wrong thread. This goes in "People who deserve a snaaap kick to the heeeeeead"

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:13 pm
by wristwatcher
HH3 wrote:Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30



Don't tell me you did this in round 18 of the C grade :shock:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:30 pm
by The Dark Knight
Q. wrote:Missing out on a Nordburger breakfast because some **** took forever to decide on his order.

There is a special place in hell for these people, f**k them c**ts

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:42 pm
by HH3
wristwatcher wrote:
HH3 wrote:Suspected MCL tear. Hoping for a grade 1 but who knows. Never had a knee injury.

Off to the docs at 2.30



Don't tell me you did this in round 18 of the C grade :shock:

Yep. 2 quarter yesterday. GGs big FF fell across my knee as he tackled me.

Tried to come back on but turning one way just had no strength.

Heaps of pain last night. I can walk, but slowly, and cant bend my leg very much

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:54 pm
by Brodlach
Good luck mate, hope it's just a sprain

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:11 pm
by HH3
Thanks mate. Hoping for a sprain too.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 4:47 pm
by Spargo
No doubt there'll be another self indulging thread dedicated to said injury....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:59 pm
by Q.
wristwatcher wrote:
Q. wrote:Missing out on a Nordburger breakfast because some **** took forever to decide on his order.



You're in the wrong thread. This goes in "People who deserve a snaaap kick to the heeeeeead"

I probably should have walked in earlier than 10:58am, but by the same token Nordburger could have been a little flexible about making from the breakfast menu at 11:03am.