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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:54 pm
by The Ash Man
The Johos seem to frequent my area a lot.
They have stopped knocking after I cranked Slipknot and answered the door in my jocks one Saturday morning.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:55 pm
by The Ash Man
While I'm here, people that have ads in the messenger and then do not answer their phone or call back and the ones that do don't rock up to give a quote when they say.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:05 pm
by Lightning McQueen
The Ash Man wrote:While I'm here, people that have ads in the messenger and then do not answer their phone or call back and the ones that do don't rock up to give a quote when they say.

I rang up about a car I seen on Gumtree about a year ago where the dude said "Sorry, that was sold a few weeks ago".
I put the phone down as I kept looking at other ads and then said "What sort of F***wit keeps their f***ing ad on f***ing Gumtree 3 weeks after selling their stupid F***ing car, f***head!!!!!!!!
My daughter looked over at me and said "Dad, you might want to hang your phone up".

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:26 pm
by carey
Listening to all this Adam f**king Goodes shit. I'm sick of hearing it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:05 pm
by wristwatcher
carey wrote:Listening to all this Adam f**king Goodes shit. I'm sick of hearing it.



This x infinity and you're not even on Facebook.

It's banned from our house and even at work today I asked could we please not discuss it and bang 5 minutes into a webinar the lecturer brings it up :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:14 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:57 pm
by jackpot jim
People that say Goodes deserves respect because he's won 2 Brownlows and is a 2 time premiership player.
WTF has that got to do with anything? It has NOTHING to do with the issue at hand.

Oh, and Goodes as well. Please Please Please dont come back and play and allow the crowd to get back enjoying their day at the footy by being allowed to BOO without fear of being called racists.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 1:00 am
by wristwatcher
jackpot jim wrote:People that say Goodes deserves respect because he's won 2 Brownlows and is a 2 time premiership player.
WTF has that got to do with anything? It has NOTHING to do with the issue at hand.

Oh, and Goodes as well. Please Please Please dont come back and play and allow the crowd to get back enjoying their day at the footy by being allowed to BOO without fear of being called racists.


Very well put Jim =D>

I got told on this forum I was white trash for not caring if people boo. It's going to be nice for the people who pay $50 to watch the people who make $500,000 to be able to express themselves in the way it has been done for 158 years without any racial or political crap.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:44 am
by Wedgie
People that can't read and get on their high horse about something that never happened, sometimes for months.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:41 pm
by wristwatcher
Wedgie wrote:People that can't read and get on their high horse about something that never happened, sometimes for months.


I hate that too :)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:06 pm
by The Ash Man
Hearing about Adam Goodes 24 ******* 7

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:31 pm
by wristwatcher
Broken F@cken Ribs :(

It hurts when I.............do anything!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:44 pm
by Lightning McQueen
wristwatcher wrote:Broken F@cken Ribs :(

It hurts when I.............do anything!

Get them removed

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:48 pm
by Footy Chick
It'll make you look thinner.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:47 pm
by Failed Creation
Why did I promise to attend my niece's calisthenics performance tonight?

This will be hours of my life I'll never get back...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:03 pm
by Jase
Failed Creation wrote:Why did I promise to attend my niece's calisthenics performance tonight?

This will be hours of my life I'll never get back...

Rookie Mistake....

Calisthenics is just another name torture....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:56 am
by RustyCage
Winter. This constant rain/drizzle can clear of any time it wants

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:12 pm
by HH3
I like this weather

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:55 pm
by The Ash Man
The old local gossip across the road complaining that I ripped a tree out today will putting in new retaining walls. It was a 2.5m piece of shit looking paperbark ffs.
After she complained to me she went 2 doors up to talk to the other bitch that has nothing better to do

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:19 pm
by The Dark Knight
HH3 wrote:I like this weather

Brings everyone down to your skill level ;)