Things that give you the sh1ts

[Mic]

Went to the bank street deli many moons ago after a night on the turps and went to get some breakfast.
On the menu was......Cornflakes $3.00.........with milk $4.00

......with spoon $4.50?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Went to the bank street deli many moons ago after a night on the turps and went to get some breakfast.
On the menu was......Cornflakes $3.00.........with milk $4.00

......with spoon $4.50?

they are a joke in that place

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

Went to the bank street deli many moons ago after a night on the turps and went to get some breakfast.
On the menu was......Cornflakes $3.00.........with milk $4.00

......with spoon $4.50?

they are a joke in that place

Who gets to keep the plastic dinosaur outa the cereal box then?

[Mic]

Went to the bank street deli many moons ago after a night on the turps and went to get some breakfast.
On the menu was......Cornflakes $3.00.........with milk $4.00

......with spoon $4.50?

they are a joke in that place

Who gets to keep the plastic dinosaur outa the cereal box then?

They raffle it off, tickets are $2 each.

[wycbloods]

Asking for a coke at a pub and getting a pepsi . If they don't have coke as the pre-mix then just tell me and i will buy it in the bottle. I can't stand pepsi it tastes like sh!t.

[Booney]

Asking for a coke at a pub and getting a pepsi . If they don't have coke as the pre-mix then just tell me and i will buy it in the bottle. I can't stand pepsi it tastes like sh!t.

You should still be at work,not at the pub..

[wycbloods]

Asking for a coke at a pub and getting a pepsi . If they don't have coke as the pre-mix then just tell me and i will buy it in the bottle. I can't stand pepsi it tastes like sh!t.

You should still be at work,not at the pub..

It was for lunch booney i need a decent lunch as you know .

[johntheclaret]

Went to the bank street deli many moons ago after a night on the turps and went to get some breakfast.
On the menu was......Cornflakes $3.00.........with milk $4.00

......with spoon $4.50?

In a dish...$6.00

[mighty_tiger_79]

trying to listen to race 9 angle park on radiotab

they waited on Kilmore gallops who were 4 minutes late

the dogs jump a 35 second race and they go to the gallops

[JAS]

The price of printer ink cartridges.

I've got a fairly basic colour printer...nothing fancy and the two ink cartridges cost about £26 for the two...tried other brands ie cheaper equivilents and they won't work. Saw an add in a glossy for a highstreet electrical shop for another printer that uses the same cartridges for £20 (not on offer or anything and included ink).

So it would be cheaper for me to buy a new printer and then throw the lot away and buy another new printer every time it runs out of ink

Regards
JAS

[Psyber]

The price of printer ink cartridges.

I've got a fairly basic colour printer...nothing fancy and the two ink cartridges cost about £26 for the two...tried other brands ie cheaper equivilents and they won't work. Saw an add in a glossy for a highstreet electrical shop for another printer that uses the same cartridges for £20 (not on offer or anything and included ink).

So it would be cheaper for me to buy a new printer and then throw the lot away and buy another new printer every time it runs out of ink

Regards
JAS

Yes, I had a cheap Canon SP200 - when it ran out of ink I bought a cheap iP1200 as it cost less than replacing cartridges.

[TroyGFC]

The price of printer ink cartridges.

I've got a fairly basic colour printer...nothing fancy and the two ink cartridges cost about £26 for the two...tried other brands ie cheaper equivilents and they won't work. Saw an add in a glossy for a highstreet electrical shop for another printer that uses the same cartridges for £20 (not on offer or anything and included ink).

So it would be cheaper for me to buy a new printer and then throw the lot away and buy another new printer every time it runs out of ink

Regards
JAS

Ive been buying new printers every time ink runs out for years. Its a joke that ink cost that much!!!

[Pseudo]

At my semi-regular morning coffee joint a humorous sign had been erected on the counter, explaining that coffee prices had gone up because the cows were charging more to express.

I don't see how the price of a long black should have been affected by this, but it was

[am Bays]

Having to ring the Port Power office's to confirm a booking at a seminar next Tuesday and having to listen to that infernal bloody song whilst on hold for ten minutes. Obviously the receptionist was out and I had to wait for her to come back from scuffing her moccasans and re-touching her make-up to match her flannie and winnie blue packet...

But I "showed" them he he , started singing "We've got the Power to choke, we are a big joke...."

I'm sure they broken a UN Charter inflicting that song on the rest of us free speaking populace of Adelaide...

[heater31]

this is one that really got my goat a few days ago........

Ignorant c**ts who do not offer their seat or move over for little old ladies on public transport

[Rik E Boy]

Asking for a coke at a pub and getting a pepsi . If they don't have coke as the pre-mix then just tell me and i will buy it in the bottle. I can't stand pepsi it tastes like sh!t.

That's what you get for ordering soft drink in a **** pub. Get a clue!

regards,

REB

[Psyber]

Asking for a coke at a pub and getting a pepsi . If they don't have coke as the pre-mix then just tell me and i will buy it in the bottle. I can't stand pepsi it tastes like sh!t.

That's what you get for ordering soft drink in a **** pub. Get a clue!

regards, REB

It could be worse - if you order a whisky in a pub, you may get Vat 69! I did it once many years ago.

[Brock Landers]

Asking for a coke at a pub and getting a pepsi . If they don't have coke as the pre-mix then just tell me and i will buy it in the bottle. I can't stand pepsi it tastes like sh!t.

That's what you get for ordering soft drink in a **** pub. Get a clue!

regards, REB

It could be worse - if you order a whisky in a pub, you may get Vat 69! I did it once many years ago.

One of the few cases where getting a 69 when not ordered would disappoint.

[Booney]

On my way to a client today,going along Greenhill Rd

" Parking $10 "

[wycbloods]

On my way to a client today,going along Greenhill Rd

" Parking $10 "

It is robbery i reckon.