Things that make you laugh

[Bum Crack]

The reviews on this page:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

They are hilarious. The athlete had me in stitches.

[Brodlach]

Richmond are typically our bitches, they have not improved for 5 or more years and I expect to account for this bunch of also-rans this Sunday.

This comment by Booney from the Power thread. If they are your bitches, how bad are the Power after yesterdays effort (or non effort)

[Booney]

Thanks, not the first time I've been wrong and wont be the last...

[Pseudo]

The reviews on this page:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

Funny how things go round these days - was just about to post this, after thinking it would appeal to you Pseudo

^ a thing that made me laugh

Either you know my sense of humour, or we both have closeted metrosexual tendencies

[heater31]

The reviews on this page:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

Funny how things go round these days - was just about to post this, after thinking it would appeal to you Pseudo

^ a thing that made me laugh

Either you know my sense of humour, or we both have closeted metrosexual tendencies

For my own enjoyment I'm going with the latter

[Rik E Boy]

Richmond are typically our bitches, they have not improved for 5 or more years and I expect to account for this bunch of also-rans this Sunday.

This comment by Booney from the Power thread. If they are your bitches, how bad are the Power after yesterdays effort (or non effort)

LMAO I just put a reference to that in the 'things I rate' thread. Quality work ha ha.

regards,

REB

[zipzap]

The reviews on this page:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

Funny how things go round these days - was just about to post this, after thinking it would appeal to you Pseudo

^ a thing that made me laugh

Either you know my sense of humour, or we both have closeted metrosexual tendencies

LOL. Probably a little of both, but sincerely it was the clever use of witty wordage that had me thinking of you

[Pottsy]

The reviews on this page:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

Holy shit. Tears. I've got tears.

[Footy Chick]

A girl that sits next to me at work said that the above is possibly the funniest thing she's ever read - rivalling such works as David Thornes Missing cat email...

[Squids]

[Booney]

A girl that sits next to me at work said that the above is possibly the funniest thing she's ever read - rivalling such works as David Thornes Missing cat email...

The prose on the bottom of page 1...

[OnSong]

Richmond are typically our bitches, they have not improved for 5 or more years and I expect to account for this bunch of also-rans this Sunday.

This comment by Booney from the Power thread. If they are your bitches, how bad are the Power after yesterdays effort (or non effort)

LMAO I just put a reference to that in the 'things I rate' thread. Quality work ha ha.

regards,

REB

The athlete's review. OMG.
Couldn't read it silently. I was cacking myself. Gee whizz.

[Psyber]

An amusing sideline on the Global Warming issue - Dinosaur farting...
At least the good news is that the world recovered spontaneously.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/worl ... -uk-study/

In all they may have emitted a total of 520 million tons (520 Tg) per year of global methane emissions, a level that is comparable to the total given off today by animals and industrial activities, the study authors said.

Currently 80 million metric tons of methane are produced annually by global livestock, making up about 28 percent of global methane emissions from human-related activities according to the US Environmental Protection Agency.

"A simple mathematical model suggests that the microbes living in sauropod dinosaurs may have produced enough methane to have an important effect on the Mesozoic climate," said Dave Wilkinson of Liverpool John Moores University. "Indeed, our calculations suggest that these dinosaurs could have produced more methane than all modern sources -- both natural and man-made -- put together."
About 150 years ago, before modern industry took hold, methane emissions were about 200 Tg per year, less than half that of the Mesozoic Era.

[fish]

An amusing sideline on the Global Warming issue - Dinosaur farting...

Thankfully matches weren't invented back then...

Even funnier than the fart story itself was the guy at work who read the article and suggested that dinosaurs are responsible for the climate change we are currently experiencing!

[The Sleeping Giant]

Apparently they are. Think about it.

[gossipgirl]

Apparently they are. Think about it.

up north they are a bit slow

[fish]

Apparently they are. Think about it.

TSG I assume you are joking.

Atmospheric methane has a half-life of around 7 years, meaning that it breaks down relatively quickly in the atmosphere:

After 7 years 50% remains
After 14 years 25% remains
After 21 years 12.5% remains
After 50 years only 0.71% remains
After 100 years a tiny 0.005% remains

The dinosaurs of the Mesozoic Era last wandered the earth about 65million years ago - I don't have a calculator that has enough decimal places to show how little of their fart methane still exists in the atmosphere today, but it is significantly less than buggerall!

[Pseudo]

Two words for you fishy:

FOSSIL FUEL

keep thinking....

[fish]

Two words for you fishy:

FOSSIL FUEL

keep thinking....

Ah now I get it - very funny.

[GWW]

The channel 7 journo not knowing the name of the Sunrise co-host he was talking to.