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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:09 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The pain in the arse drug dealing centrelink rorting neighbours moving out a couple of weeks ago.

Their replacement: A lesbian couple.


The dream couple or the big hairy type?

I've only seen one of them outside of the car, mid 20's and pretty tidy.

Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:15 pm
by Brodlach
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The pain in the arse drug dealing centrelink rorting neighbours moving out a couple of weeks ago.

Their replacement: A lesbian couple.


The dream couple or the big hairy type?

I've only seen one of them outside of the car, mid 20's and pretty tidy.

Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?


They were wearing these

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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:26 pm
by amber_fluid
PatowalongaPirate wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The pain in the arse drug dealing centrelink rorting neighbours moving out a couple of weeks ago.

Their replacement: A lesbian couple.


The dream couple or the big hairy type?

I've only seen one of them outside of the car, mid 20's and pretty tidy.

Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?


Don’t spoil the story........

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:26 pm
by Lightning McQueen
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:28 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Don’t spoil the story........

The wife asked me a while back how I viewed lesbian relationships........................"in hi definition" wasn't the answer she was looking for.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:28 pm
by JK
This is starting to sound like American Pie 2

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:28 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


Coincidence I’m sure you were sitting out the back while they were at the same time

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:29 pm
by Magellan
Good luck snatching a look, just make sure you don't clam up if you've get the chance to flap your gums at them.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:31 pm
by DOC
Do they speak English or Gaelic?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:33 pm
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


They were recruiting for their team?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:34 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
now he has to place a few strategically placed holes in the fence to see through whilst enjoying the entertainment area :D

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:40 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:now he has to place a few strategically placed holes in the fence to see through whilst enjoying the entertainment area :D

My gutters will be clean :lol:

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:45 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


Coincidence I’m sure you were sitting out the back while they were at the same time


We were there first :D

It's a pity summer has ended.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:46 pm
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


Coincidence I’m sure you were sitting out the back while they were at the same time


We were there first :D

It's a pity summer has ended.


So you came first? Hardly surprising :lol:

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:49 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:
So you came first? Hardly surprising :lol:

No one told me it wasn't a race.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 4:12 pm
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


See if you can get a look at what sneakers they wear.
Apparently they’ve brought out a new range in lesbian sports shoes - “Dikey”
Unfortunately 10,000 pairs have been called backed because the tongues weren’t long enough...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 4:13 pm
by Brodlach
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


See if you can get a look at what sneakers they wear.
Apparently they’ve brought out a new range in lesbian sports shoes - “Dikey”
Unfortunately 10,000 pairs have been called backed because the tongues weren’t long enough...


Boom Tish!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:17 pm
by Corona Man
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Do you know they are Lesbians or are you hoping they are Lesbians?

Being involved with womens cricket and footy the trends are pretty easy to follow and pick out.

Like I said, I had only seen one of them but the wife has seen them both and had a brief chat, she was the one that told me.

There is only a fence that separates their outside entertainment area to ours, it was pretty much confirmed while we were sitting out there last night.


See if you can get a look at what sneakers they wear.
Apparently they’ve brought out a new range in lesbian sports shoes - “Dikey”
Unfortunately 10,000 pairs have been called backed because the tongues weren’t long enough...


I read somewhere that many lesbians are involved in the flooring game, in particular floor boards...... after-all, its all just tongue in groove stuff...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:28 am
by Booney
98 octane for 99.9c/l

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 6:24 pm
by Pseudo
Beer o'clock. Especially today.