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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:17 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
bennymacca wrote:i guess that means i have to be the joker? the shit jack nicholson one?


that's blasphame, Jack was a very good Joker, possibly the best they had.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:57 am
by mighty_tiger_79
well at the time i saw this, it belonged in the Things that make you laugh thread

however on the radio this morning I heard something that has just potentially killed my new business entrepreneurial venture.

Last Friday I saw an old bloke riding a gopher with another gopher being towed behind him.

the previous day I walked up to the shops and had a kangaroo hop past me, so I made sure someone saw the gopher being towed in case my sanity was going to be questioned


now the RAA have decided to offer footpath assistance to the gophers :twisted:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:17 am
by Footy Chick
haha! I couldve told you that - but it's only been in the last couple of weeks, we've been trialling it for ages as there was only company offering it and we were getting a heap of requests for it from our older members.

i think it's now included in your normal road service cover.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:48 am
by Spargo
This weather- I'm sweating where I shouldn't be sweating.
Anyone who likes this heat should be certified.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:03 pm
by dedja
I like the heat ...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:06 pm
by Spargo
The prosecution rests.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:10 pm
by dedja
8)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:28 pm
by Booney
The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:45 pm
by stan
Booney wrote:The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....


Also its tit Thursday in the city. Seriously, get down to the mall guys, its thing of beaty today.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:47 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
stan wrote:
Booney wrote:The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....


Also its tit Thursday in the city. Seriously, get down to the mall guys, its thing of beaty today.


they are out and about everywhere! 8)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:22 pm
by MatteeG
stan wrote:
Booney wrote:The heat? Meh....

The sweat? Mmmmm....


Also its tit Thursday in the city. Seriously, get down to the mall guys, its thing of beaty today.



*

I see what you did there....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:30 pm
by Johno6
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:well at the time i saw this, it belonged in the Things that make you laugh thread

however on the radio this morning I heard something that has just potentially killed my new business entrepreneurial venture.

Last Friday I saw an old bloke riding a gopher with another gopher being towed behind him.

the previous day I walked up to the shops and had a kangaroo hop past me, so I made sure someone saw the gopher being towed in case my sanity was going to be questioned


now the RAA have decided to offer footpath assistance to the gophers :twisted:


I accidently walked behind a guy getting interviewed on camera at the Elizabeth shopping centre.

now I know what they were talking to him about, coz he was in a gopher and I heard her mention RAA


imm gonna be on TV, ill be famous

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:13 pm
by The Ash Man
Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:50 pm
by Groover
The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.


Is there anyone in government (at any level) that is likeable at the moment?
Clear out the lot and start from scratch IMO


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:04 am
by tipper
The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.


i think i read somewhere that she has been trying to get elected for years. she has been a member of both the libs and labs, but failed to convince either of them to let her be a candidate (i wonder why...), and now she has gotten in with the help of the PUP she is just burning them. palmers own fault though, he should have seen it coming with her history

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:55 am
by stan
The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Hey she only be there till she meets her rich well hung husband. Until then its pretty funny besides the fact that he bull shit party holds the balance of power.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:24 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
stan wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Hey she only be there till she meets her rich well hung husband. Until then its pretty funny besides the fact that he bull shit party holds the balance of power.



so she will be there for quite a long time it would appear...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:52 pm
by stan
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
stan wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Tom Koutsantonis. Absolute flog.
While on the topic, Jacqui Lambie, what an attention seeking whore she is.

Hey she only be there till she meets her rich well hung husband. Until then its pretty funny besides the fact that he bull shit party holds the balance of power.



so she will be there for quite a long time it would appear...

I think she would actually relax a bit after a good root to be honest. Im not sure I'd put my hand up though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:31 pm
by dedja
well someone has to take a hit for the team ...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:42 pm
by Spargo
dedja wrote:well someone has to take a hit for the team ...

They reckon about 10 pints is the difference between a dog and a fox....