Damn you auto correct.

Anything!

Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:20 am

----Hi chef just to let you know your very hungover daughter will be coming to dinner tonight straight after work I'll be there for 5630 thanks :) xx
No problem. I wiol betaking the dog for his wa@k in the park about 6. Let yourself in Xxxxx
----Wa#k in the park???!!!! X
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:05 pm

Your mom's probly cool.
----Yeah ... she's awesome :) I have a problem I can't solve and sheep fix it ... Like when I was disability, try were nasty and aggressive to meover phone, so I sucked my mom on them hahaha.

----Sicked* oh god that was n
bad.

----That autocorrect is getting uploaded hahhaa
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Jul 23, 2014 12:02 pm

Theres a bunch of wild d@#ks flying over my house and quacking!!!!
----LOLO reread what u just typed
Shitshitshit LMAO
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:29 am

----Oh ok
----What u watching now
Golden gorillas
GIRLS lmao
----Lmfao
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:16 am

I have ice cream, whipped cream, and chocolate sauce
Molly is here
Come manage with us!
----I was hoping you would ask :) I think you both are so sexy and I'd love to.
----Be there soon
Oh s#$t
Carl I meant Mangia as in Italian for eat
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:39 am

Whoever put that s#@t on did it legit
----Haha I believe it :P
Still think it was u, cause ur the only one who would know how to make a balloon animal ... It's like orgasm.
**** origami ! F@#king auto correct !
----HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! So many horrible horrible things I could say
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:28 am

Tell the dog peed on it
----Lol alright
----Denniissss ! Alisha would like to know if you'll be ready to be pimped up ina half halr?
----Ohh picked* not pimped Imao
Muahahahahaha I'll be pimped too. And yep!!
----Lmao ughh auto
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:34 am

----What's up?
Not much, I've just been sucking pen is all day
----That's good for you...
Oh dear god shucking pen is
PEN IS
Peanuts!!!
Piece of s##t phone
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:38 am

----I love thunder so much
I know me too! Except when it makes my dog bark, so usually only when I'm outside
----My dad barks too, we have to comfort him
I'm so sorry, I imagine his manly vocal chords cause much more commotion than a small dog
OH DID YOU MEAN DOG
----YEAH NO DUH
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:14 am

Haha I always wear sweats to babysit
----Lol but it's the first time to meet them so I don't want to be like. "hi I'm a slob and I'm here to ignite your children while I watch tv and eat your tasty snacks"

----Oops, Clearly I meant "ignore" and not "set fire to"

Hahahahahahaha
Please don't light them on fire - that looks bad on me
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:17 am

----was weeding some more and saw it chillin, I thought if I left it alone...I guess the rules have changed!! He stung me twice :( A!!HOLE
that's not nice I'm gonna come like him in his little bee wiener!
holy s@#t kick not like hahah
----Hahahahahahaha the most perfect autocorrect!
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:21 am

----hey can you get pregnant before you come over today?
what.
----OH MY GOD. I meant to ask if you could get pringles at the grocery store
----pringles the chips NOT pregnant gahhhh
omg ahh hahahahahaha
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:51 am

Thinking of you <4
----Was watching game of throbs with mon ^^
----thkfiffhhgh
----GAME OF THROBS
----A song of boners
----AHAHAHA
Just fell off my bed, You're amazing
----Laughing so hard
Best autocorrect yet xD
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:36 pm

----Can you go to the store and buy me some C@#K ADOODLE DO!!
----Hahaha laughing do hard right now. I meant coke a cola
----So not do
----But seriously can you go get me some coke?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:09 pm

We should go see the phantom of the opera on broadway when we get there!!
----Omg yes! that would be fun! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE INSIDE YOUR MOM
----Omg *mind lamo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm DYING
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WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:45 am

----My inner thighs hurt.
Mine are good... I have genital soreness.... My arms are tired.
----Genital soreness?!?!? Lol
GENERAL ... GENERAL ... fml ... Auto correct is a DAMN dirty b*tch ...
Oh my god .I can't breathe
----I'm dying over here!!!! I just read it to everyone ... they're laughing too!!!!
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:50 am

Did you accidently unplug my c@#k last night?
----... Uh. I believe pulling it out is standard procedure finishing so no. It was not an accident but you did that yourself.
Lol I meant my c@#k. My alarm c@#k
----Oooh I didn't know it had an alarm. What has to happen to happen to set it off?
....my alarm clock
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:49 am

----Yeah my morning was s@#tty ... and the rest of the day was hot ... Monterety is good.
----This morning I choked a goat and pissed in my coffee
Lol!!
----LOL NO I choked on TOAST and SPILLED my coffee... f@#king spell check
I like the other one better!!
----You would ... hippy
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:31 am

----Lmao!! I was about to call the police and file a missing persons report
Finishing BK right now then coming back
----Gavin was showing me his balls and I said don't worry daddy is getting something for us to cut them off. He said "oh thank god"!
----Nails not balls. Omg Worst autocorrect ever!!
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:30 am

Hey, when should you be here?
----I'm on my way right now I'm visiting Angies kids in space and then I'm picking you up
----So that was the best autocorrect so I sent it anyway
----Hahahaha it was supposed To say Andrews kittens
Lol Well good luck in space ... hehehe
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