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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:22 am

Steven Bradbury on thin ice over bad crack at West Coast function

WHILE West Coast yesterday launched this year's campaign for glory with the slogan "We're inspired", the troubles of its most recent premiership still linger.

The Eagles, who on Saturday play Adelaide in the final of the pre-season NAB Cup, were given a jolting reminder of the controversy that tainted their 2006 premiership when guest speaker Steven Bradbury uttered a tasteless joke about fallen star Ben Cousins.

In an address to a room full of West Coast players, officials and sponsors, the 2002 Winter Olympics gold medallist was detailing the amount of time he had spent training before his freakish success - all his rivals fell in the 1000m speed skating final - when he quipped about Cousins, who is reportedly in poor health in his battle with drug abuse.

Bradbury reputedly stunned the crowd when he said:

"The only person who would have spent more time on the ice than me was Ben Cousins."
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Columbo » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:24 pm

Booney wrote:Steven Bradbury on thin ice over bad crack at West Coast function

WHILE West Coast yesterday launched this year's campaign for glory with the slogan "We're inspired", the troubles of its most recent premiership still linger.

The Eagles, who on Saturday play Adelaide in the final of the pre-season NAB Cup, were given a jolting reminder of the controversy that tainted their 2006 premiership when guest speaker Steven Bradbury uttered a tasteless joke about fallen star Ben Cousins.

In an address to a room full of West Coast players, officials and sponsors, the 2002 Winter Olympics gold medallist was detailing the amount of time he had spent training before his freakish success - all his rivals fell in the 1000m speed skating final - when he quipped about Cousins, who is reportedly in poor health in his battle with drug abuse.

Bradbury reputedly stunned the crowd when he said:

"The only person who would have spent more time on the ice than me was Ben Cousins."



May have gone over better at a Freo show!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:35 am

Booney wrote:Steven Bradbury on thin ice over bad crack at West Coast function

WHILE West Coast yesterday launched this year's campaign for glory with the slogan "We're inspired", the troubles of its most recent premiership still linger.

The Eagles, who on Saturday play Adelaide in the final of the pre-season NAB Cup, were given a jolting reminder of the controversy that tainted their 2006 premiership when guest speaker Steven Bradbury uttered a tasteless joke about fallen star Ben Cousins.

In an address to a room full of West Coast players, officials and sponsors, the 2002 Winter Olympics gold medallist was detailing the amount of time he had spent training before his freakish success - all his rivals fell in the 1000m speed skating final - when he quipped about Cousins, who is reportedly in poor health in his battle with drug abuse.

Bradbury reputedly stunned the crowd when he said:

"The only person who would have spent more time on the ice than me was Ben Cousins."


He's getting in for his book launch "How to win friends and influence people".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:30 am

The guy on sports centre prenouncing sachin tendulkers name

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:56 pm

when one of the other sales reps at work says he is going out to see a customer so he will be out all afternoon........


........and then teh customer he is meant to be seeing rocks up to our office, but no sign of the sales rep
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:08 pm

Johno6 wrote:when one of the other sales reps at work says he is going out to see a customer so he will be out all afternoon........


........and then teh customer he is meant to be seeing rocks up to our office, but no sign of the sales rep


I can believe that! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:36 pm

Johno6 wrote:when one of the other sales reps at work says he is going out to see a customer so he will be out all afternoon........


........and then teh customer he is meant to be seeing rocks up to our office, but no sign of the sales rep


All Sales Reps know a lie is only as good as the people ( meant to be ) involved. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Things that make you laugh

Postby overloaded » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:09 pm

WADH for dobbing her in
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby scoob » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:58 pm

overloaded wrote:WADH for dobbing her in


I'm glad he had the courage to speak out, massive problem women breaking into houses and orally raping us... Just wish I the same courage to speak out and one day put an end to it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:40 am

*cough* I wonder if she will have a word to my wife *cough*
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby scoob » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:57 am

dedja wrote:*cough* I wonder if she will have a word to my wife *cough*


It is true OL has been leaving his doors unlocked and front porch light on?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby story of my life » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:35 am

overloaded wrote:WADH for dobbing her in


surely this type of outrageous behaviour should be encouraged
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:44 pm

My aunt's car is for sale for $8000 on carsales.com.au, and some idiot sends an enquiry offering $5000.

Haven't stopped laughing for the last 10 minutes!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:03 pm

So my bid has been rejected?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby the big bang » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:54 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:So my bid has been rejected?



told ya mate, shoulda offered at least $5,300
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Squids » Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:06 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:04 pm

one of the companies i work for, has a supervisor who has no idea about the modern awards and industrial relations, twas a silly move by the company to put him in that position where he has alienated himself against the 16 staff he manages :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:27 pm

Is there 16 staff jealous of his position?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:30 pm

Booney wrote:Is there 16 staff jealous of his position?



not one of the 16 wanted his position
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