Things that make you laugh

[Johno6]

Why am I not surprised.....

[Booney]

Why am I not surprised.....

I should have written that too.

[smac]

#garyputlandfacts.

Hilarious!

[Squids]

How everyone slows down to about 35 when going under the underpass on Henley Beach Road.

[Booney]

How everyone slows down to about 35 when going under the underpass on Henley Beach Road.

I know! Slow down, open all the windows and drop it into sports mode, go down at least two gears and tromp it to get sound coming back in the car, Top Gear style.

[mighty_tiger_79]

the footage of ch 7 closing the leadership challenge showing Abbott behind the ch 9 camera crew i think, watching rudd getting interviewed by Karl and half turning to the camera that was on him, smirking and giving a wink

[heater31]

How everyone slows down to about 35 when going under the underpass on Henley Beach Road.

Heading out of town I agree totally. Blatant revenue raising by the state government

[Zelezny Chucks]

Smac's tongue in cheek reply in the Jonathon Brown thread, went through to the keeper on a few.

[smac]

Which was quite deflating - so I thank you very much!

[the milky bar kid]

Ww teeing off!

[Footy Chick]

This gave me a bit of a giggle:

Truer words were never spoken.


 Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

 Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

 Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

 Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.

 Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

 Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

 Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

 Law of Bio-Mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 Law of the Theatre & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

 The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

 Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

 Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

 Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

 Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

 Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

[Dirko]

How everyone slows down to about 35 when going under the underpass on Henley Beach Road.

Heading out of town I agree totally. Blatant revenue raising by the state government

Been under it 3 times this week, all 3 times, a car has been done

[Zelezny Chucks]

How everyone slows down to about 35 when going under the underpass on Henley Beach Road.

Heading out of town I agree totally. Blatant revenue raising by the state government

Been under it 3 times this week, all 3 times, a car has been done

I remember, when they were building the underpass, noticing that 2 weeks before work started they installed the red light camera at the Henley Beach Rd/West Tce intersection capturing traffic going into the city...

[Magpiespower]

Moving back to Adelaide...

[beef]

Moving back to Adelaide...

I was going to put that in things that sh!t me, MP moving to adelaide

[Dogwatcher]

When someone replies to an email thinking you are someone else and slags you off.
Then you play along with them for three or four emails before saying "Maybe you should look at who you're emailing".

[Booney]

When someone replies to an email thinking you are someone else and slags you off.
Then you play along with them for three or four emails before saying "Maybe you should look at who you're emailing".

Yeah, sorry about that mate. I thought I was emailing Dogwhisperer.

[CoverKing]

When someone replies to an email thinking you are someone else and slags you off.
Then you play along with them for three or four emails before saying "Maybe you should look at who you're emailing".

Lol good one

[Dogwatcher]

When someone replies to an email thinking you are someone else and slags you off.
Then you play along with them for three or four emails before saying "Maybe you should look at who you're emailing".

Yeah, sorry about that mate. I thought I was emailing Dogwhisperer.

Whatever.

[Dogwatcher]

I like the bit in the email exchange where I wrote, "I've heard he's a bit of a prick ".
They replied with, "Yes - a prick. The perfect description. You are good with words".
I was also described as belligerent.

I figured I should fess up as to who I was and gave them the email address of the person who I knew she was trying to communicate with.

Haven't had a reply as yet.