Things that give you the sh1ts

[Psyber]

I would be hightly resistant to taking non-steroidal anti-inflammatories, or anti-cholesterol medications, as they have too many nasty side-effects.
[I won't take codeine either, because it converts to morphine in the body and is one of the most widely used addictive substances in Australia.]

So in other words you are damned if u do and damned if u dont.
I only take what my cardiologist perscribes for me .Plus fish oil tabs and calcium tablets .But I do also need to take paracetemole tablets 8 hrs a day walking lifting carrying gets to much for the arthritis .

I take Glucosamine which seems to help, despite conflicting published studies, and I use paracetamol if I need any form of analgesic, but I am fortunate I only have a dodgy medial cartilage in my right knee and minor Sacro-iliac pain - both due to old injuries. It just the ones I mentioned above are just too potentially toxic for my liking, and I try to avoid anything highly addictive.

[JAS]

JAS is a girl !!!

I dare you to ask her to show you her boobs

All you girls get ya boobs out

haha...this girl doesn't...not condeming those that do, just never been my kinda thing...but then I'm a freak cos I don't like Bidget Jones, Sex in the City or Chippendales and I'd rather watch rugby union, footy or even cricket than go to a hen night...and before you ask no I'm not one of those that wear comfortable shoes either

Sorry Micky I assumed everyone knew I was a female by now

Regards
JAS

[Mickyj]

JAS is a girl !!!

I dare you to ask her to show you her boobs

All you girls get ya boobs out

haha...this girl doesn't...not condeming those that do, just never been my kinda thing...but then I'm a freak cos I don't like Bidget Jones, Sex in the City or Chippendales and I'd rather watch rugby union, footy or even cricket than go to a hen night...and before you ask no I'm not one of those that wear comfortable shoes either

Sorry Micky I assumed everyone knew I was a female by now

Regards
JAS

MickyJ is sometimes a weeee bit slow and I only asked cause they egged me on .So Jas and Falcon Chick wont be SAFooty's answer to the beautiful people
And JAs would be short for Jasmine ?
Its all good people

[Mickyj]

I would be hightly resistant to taking non-steroidal anti-inflammatories, or anti-cholesterol medications, as they have too many nasty side-effects.
[I won't take codeine either, because it converts to morphine in the body and is one of the most widely used addictive substances in Australia.]

So in other words you are damned if u do and damned if u dont.
I only take what my cardiologist perscribes for me .Plus fish oil tabs and calcium tablets .But I do also need to take paracetemole tablets 8 hrs a day walking lifting carrying gets to much for the arthritis .

I take Glucosamine which seems to help, despite conflicting published studies, and I use paracetamol if I need any form of analgesic, but I am fortunate I only have a dodgy medial cartilage in my right knee and minor Sacro-iliac pain - both due to old injuries. It just the ones I mentioned above are just too potentially toxic for my liking, and I try to avoid anything highly addictive.

Funny enough I can not take Glucosamine just like anti Flam meds they all give me the runs.
Fish oil works well I know when I have stopped taking it .
Cheers

[Dogwatcher]

Know it alls who constantly make silly noises in your office.

[JAS]

MickyJ is sometimes a weeee bit slow and I only asked cause they egged me on .So Jas and Falcon Chick wont be SAFooty's answer to the beautiful people
And JAs would be short for Jasmine ?
Its all good people

No worries

Can't answer for FC but my name rarely appears in sentences with 'beautiful people' haha...but in my own defence I may not have the looks and charm of Sarah Jessica Parker but I could probably still organize the best damned cricket tea you've ever eaten
Btw they are just my initials...it's J for Jackie.

Regards
JAS

[Dirko]

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sex and the City gives me the 5hits.....

[Mickyj]

MickyJ is sometimes a weeee bit slow and I only asked cause they egged me on .So Jas and Falcon Chick wont be SAFooty's answer to the beautiful people
And JAs would be short for Jasmine ?
Its all good people

No worries

Can't answer for FC but my name rarely appears in sentences with 'beautiful people' haha...but in my own defence I may not have the looks and charm of Sarah Jessica Parker but I could probably still organize the best damned cricket tea you've ever eaten
Btw they are just my initials...it's J for Jackie.

Regards
JAS

Cool JAS
There are two people I can not stand in the entertainment industry one is Sarah Jessica Parker.To write the other name my eyes would fill with blood and no need to say more.
Here is a link i posted in the TNA thread (just remember its all wrestling kayfabe )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFbXDaXVGjs

[JAS]

MickyJ is sometimes a weeee bit slow and I only asked cause they egged me on .So Jas and Falcon Chick wont be SAFooty's answer to the beautiful people
And JAs would be short for Jasmine ?
Its all good people

No worries

Can't answer for FC but my name rarely appears in sentences with 'beautiful people' haha...but in my own defence I may not have the looks and charm of Sarah Jessica Parker but I could probably still organize the best damned cricket tea you've ever eaten
Btw they are just my initials...it's J for Jackie.

Regards
JAS

Cool JAS
There are two people I can not stand in the entertainment industry one is Sarah Jessica Parker.To write the other name my eyes would fill with blood and no need to say more.
Here is a link i posted in the TNA thread (just remember its all wrestling kayfabe )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFbXDaXVGjs

Ahhhhhh...I see what you mean about 'beautiful people' now...sorry I don't watch wrestling so I'd never heard of them. Think I'll stick to being 'Mrs Doyle' (Father Ted) would probably be too expensive to change now anyway ...but I'm sure they are lovely people away from the camera

...and to stay on topic
the cost of major plastic surgery and the price of vanilla pods gives me the sh1ts

Regards
JAS

[Mickyj]

MickyJ is sometimes a weeee bit slow and I only asked cause they egged me on .So Jas and Falcon Chick wont be SAFooty's answer to the beautiful people
And JAs would be short for Jasmine ?
Its all good people

No worries

Can't answer for FC but my name rarely appears in sentences with 'beautiful people' haha...but in my own defence I may not have the looks and charm of Sarah Jessica Parker but I could probably still organize the best damned cricket tea you've ever eaten
Btw they are just my initials...it's J for Jackie.

Regards
JAS

Cool JAS
There are two people I can not stand in the entertainment industry one is Sarah Jessica Parker.To write the other name my eyes would fill with blood and no need to say more.
Here is a link i posted in the TNA thread (just remember its all wrestling kayfabe )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFbXDaXVGjs

Ahhhhhh...I see what you mean about 'beautiful people' now...sorry I don't watch wrestling so I'd never heard of them. Think I'll stick to being 'Mrs Doyle' (Father Ted) would probably be too expensive to change now anyway ...but I'm sure they are lovely people away from the camera

...and to stay on topic
the cost of major plastic surgery and the price of vanilla pods gives me the sh1ts

Regards
JAS

lol

[zipzap]

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sex and the City gives me the 5hits.....

Thank you! Yess!!! What the hell is the fuss about? Slappers in frocks with dogs in bags going on hot dates - groundbreaking!

I love the fact this thread has gone for over 100 pages - speaks volumes about us!

[Mickyj]

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sex and the City gives me the 5hits.....

Thank you! Yess!!! What the hell is the fuss about? Slappers in frocks with dogs in bags going on hot dates - groundbreaking!

I love the fact this thread has gone for over 100 pages - speaks volumes about us!

Sarah jessica Parker is enough to turn you off sex anywhere let alone in the city

[Booney]

Sarah Jessica Parker

[Mic]

A**holes sitting in front of you in planes who, when you are already sitting uncomfortably squashed in your Economy seat, recline their seat back as far as it goes.

[Mickyj]

Sarah Jessica Parker

Thanks Booney I will have nightmares for months now
At least you didn't put a picture or mp3 up from Celine Dion Id be sick for weeks if you did !!

[mighty_tiger_79]

A**holes sitting in front of you in planes who, when you are already sitting uncomfortably squashed in your Economy seat, recline their seat back as far as it goes.

thats when you dig your knees into there back

the other annoying thing was watching fox on virgin flying back from QLD and the couple in front, the woman decided to put her hands behind her head on the seat which proceeded to cover my screen needless to say i told her where to go!!!!!!!!!

[Pseudo]

Sarah Jessica Parker

[Psyber]

Sarah Jessica Parker

Good sketch Booney, well done and expressive. Did you draw it?

[Booney]

Sarah Jessica Parker

Good sketch Booney, well done and expressive. Did you draw it?

Ye......No. Wish I did.

[Footy Chick]

Things that give me the shits today 18/06/2008

1) sleeping through an alarm
2) Losing my Oakleys
3) Forgetting to buy cheap petrol because Im running late
4) Barely being able to move because my back is F******d
5) Getting to work to find an abusive email from my football club accusing me of sabotaging Past Players day..they've gone too far this time..
6) consequently recieving another letter from the football club to advise me that due to a sudden potential conflict of interest, they will no longer let me help out another footy club for 3 weeks as a trainer. It was minuted in a previous meeting that there was no problem with this. Gee, luckily I cant bend over, hey?
7) Everyone in SA is bloody re-financing! Makes my job VERY busy.
subsequently forgetting a change of clothes for grassroots tonight, so now I have to drive ALL the way home, get changed and drive ALL the way back to Thebby, that's after I pay close to $1.70 per litre for petrol. refer # 3.

It's only 4.20pm, Im sure I'll be able to add to this list by the time I go to bed tonight.

**edit** Drove home after Grassroots and realised I forgot to buy cat food. As a result there are now 2 cats meowing at me constantly and following me in the hope they'll get fed.

i'm going to bed now.. thank god this day is over.