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the old guy at work eats like he is a 6 year old kid, but then comments on my food almost every single day
I want to wipe my balls on his food before he eats it so bad

woodublieve12 wrote:

HH3 wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:I'd rather watch Portia Di Rossi than Rosie O'Donnell...

Yeah but if its Rosie or nothing...I'm gonna have a peek.

i would have to agree...

Too right, in the same way some like to attend the scene of a car accident. You know you shouldn't be there, but...

Back to my sis in laws partner....

Watching 60 minutes a while ago... It was about gay marriage... A quick reminder, sis in law and her are getting "married"

Idiot said : I don't care if they legalise it..
Me : Then why are you having a wedding...
Idiot : *silence....


spaz

woodublieve12 wrote:Back to my sis in laws partner....

Watching 60 minutes a while ago... It was about gay marriage... A quick reminder, sis in law and her are getting "married"

Idiot said : I don't care if they legalise it..
Me : Then why are you having a wedding...
Idiot : *silence....


spaz

Are you any good at writing scripts? It sounds like you could make a sitcom about this muppet...

The lesbian at my work has been saying how her and her GF are planning to have a child.. and in the same breath mentions how she hates kids

What is wrong with these people?! Is this some sort of attempt at "sticking it to the man"? "Oh look we may be gay but we can still have kids (even though we hate them)"

I just feel like bitch slapping her

They had an egagement party. Biggest waste of time ever. Not that i don't like to celebrate love...

But the whole reason for the party (IMHO) was to get coin...

The day after the party they were sitting in the lounge going through the presents, and spaz kept saying how all these presents were for her, she was trying to be funny. but know one laughed... And you could tell when she thought the coin she got wasn't enough she'd be annoyed,..

She also stated that the engagement party shouldn't be called that it should be called "Happy (insert her name her) day"...

And FC i'm not very good at it but if i was it would be instantly dismissed due to the fact people will find it to unbelievable....

Phantom Gossiper wrote:The lesbian at my work has been saying how her and her GF are planning to have a child.. and in the same breath mentions how she hates kids

What is wrong with these people?! Is this some sort of attempt at "sticking it to the man"? "Oh look we may be gay but we can still have kids (even though we hate them)"

I just feel like bitch slapping her

Watch out, if she's dykey she probably hits harder than you

Footy Chick wrote:Watch out, if she's dykey she probably hits harder than you

Wouldn't need to be a dyke to be able to do that

Got told this by my brother, while they were waiting in the waiting room when my wife was giving birth to our first...

Spaz : Can we just find out if its a boy or girl so we can go?
My bro :
My wifes best friend :

there is more from this day but i'll save them for another time...

It was the first time my brother met her, he said he has never disliked someone so fast

Phantom Gossiper wrote:The lesbian at my work has been saying how her and her GF are planning to have a child.. and in the same breath mentions how she hates kids

What is wrong with these people?! Is this some sort of attempt at "sticking it to the man"? "Oh look we may be gay but we can still have kids (even though we hate them)"

I just feel like bitch slapping her

turkey slap perhaps!

woodublieve12 wrote:Got told this by my brother, while they were waiting in the waiting room when my wife was giving birth to our first...

Spaz : Can we just find out if its a boy or girl so we can go?
My bro :
My wifes best friend :

there is more from this day but i'll save them for another time...

It was the first time my brother met her, he said he has never disliked someone so fast

Maybe you should have a word to your sis-in-law, that if she and "biggus dipshittus" ever decide to have a child (hopefully they don't you have to prepare yourself for that eventuality) suggest maybe it is your sis-in-law" who should provide the egg.

For the sake of mankind the other one's DNA should not be allowed to be replicated in any way shape or form!

Failed Creation wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:Back to my sis in laws partner....

Watching 60 minutes a while ago... It was about gay marriage... A quick reminder, sis in law and her are getting "married"

Idiot said : I don't care if they legalise it..
Me : Then why are you having a wedding...
Idiot : *silence....


spaz

Are you any good at writing scripts? It sounds like you could make a sitcom about this muppet...

It's time to play the music....

regards,

REB

Whilst on topic, apparently Nike have introduced a new line of lesbian footwear.
They're called "Dykey", unfortunately there was a recall on 10,000 pairs because the tongues weren't long enough...

Failed Creation wrote:I'd rather watch Portia Di Rossi than Rosie O'Donnell...

Now there's a man I'd hate to fight.

Bum Crack wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:I'd rather watch Portia Di Rossi than Rosie O'Donnell...

Now there's a man I'd hate to fight.

He'd have a bigger dick than most of us blokes put together.

Failed Creation wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:I'd rather watch Portia Di Rossi than Rosie O'Donnell...

Now there's a man I'd hate to fight.

He'd have a bigger dick than most of us blokes put together.

He has dick holes in his underwear

The stupid moron is at it again!!! In preperration to probably the worst organised "wedding" she is in charge of ordering the bridesmaid dresses!!!!!

Which you think would be a simple task.... Anyways moron decides now must be the time to ordering even though they aren't specially made dresses and it only takes 3-5 working days to get here... The measure up my wifes older sister which is fair enough. But my wife says there is no point measuring me up and it's best to wait til after i have the child (wife is now 39 weeks) anyways that didn't sit well with her and we found out last night that she has already ordered my wifes dress!!! It's a SIZE 20!!! Yes SIZE 20!!! SIZE F******* 20.... That would be far to big for my wife now!! My wife isn't a stick and but c'mon!!!

This fat fat piece of sh*t just because she feels like rubbish she must make others feel the same!!!

Another one is she said when this moron met my sis in law she was a size 10!!! The way she said it she blames my sis in law for eating everything in sight and ballooning into something that resembles Jabber the Hut!!!

I bloody hate this bitch!!!

Ffs

What would be quite funny is if your wife did wear the michelin man dress out of spite.

now there would be comments and the sniggering going on

but you drink up at the reception and just as the speeches are winding up you make your way to the mic and explain the whole debacle to the audience and perhaps share one of your many stories so the whole audience can understand the moronic behavior of this person!!

haha yeah she should definitely still wear it I reckon!!

If you get me on the invite list WUB, I'll wear the dress...