Jimmy_041 wrote:fisho mcspaz wrote:You know whose arse I really don't like, though? I mean an arse that keeps getting its own headlines and such, so evidently people think it's fair awesome - Kim Kardashian's. Or maybe it's just that I don't like what it's attached to. Anyway, every time I see it, I just think of that person in Florida who got sued for injecting concrete and bits of rubber tyres or something into people's arses. Hers looks as solid as a bloody rock. I think it was Bridget Jones' Diary where someone said 'Men want a bottom you can park a bicycle in' - well, I wouldn't want to park my bike in there even if I had a bike, because I'd probably never get it back.
You crack me up Fisho
You sure you're not a bloke....
I'm sure. If I seem like a bloke it's probably because my dad always wanted a son but there was only me and my sister, and so I was sort of the substitute boy and went to the footy with him and went camping and fishing and hiking and all that stuff. I was never given the pink frilly bedroom or any of that as a kid. Plus until I was ten my mum cut my hair just like Grug so most people probably thought I was a boy anyway, and maybe all of that's carried over into my adulthood.

