Australia Day Celebrations

[Media Park]

Music Max, carton of beer and a bbq with MAL.

The perfect Aussie Day......

(no 20/20)

You have a recent love affair with Mally... Does he reciprocate.

[overloaded]

Music Max, carton of beer and a bbq with MAL.

The perfect Aussie Day......

(no 20/20)

You have a recent love affair with Mally... Does he reciprocate.

most times

[devilsadvocate]

Hottest 100 on the beat box.
Lamb roast, cooked on the BBQ.
Blow up pool in the back yard.
Enough booze for 10 men.
4 best mates over.

Gettin' rinsedeh!

sounds like a similar party

only difference we have about 20 to 30 people. about 5 blow up pools and the chicks only get 5min an hour in the pools.

My mind's in overdrive...why do the chicks only get 5 mins an hour?

[CENTURION]

Hottest 100 on the beat box.
Lamb roast, cooked on the BBQ.
Blow up pool in the back yard.
Enough booze for 10 men.
4 best mates over.

Gettin' rinsedeh!

sounds like a similar party

only difference we have about 20 to 30 people. about 5 blow up pools and the chicks only get 5min an hour in the pools.

My mind's in overdrive...why do the chicks only get 5 mins an hour?

coz it's for blokes only.

[whufc]

Hottest 100 on the beat box.
Lamb roast, cooked on the BBQ.
Blow up pool in the back yard.
Enough booze for 10 men.
4 best mates over.

Gettin' rinsedeh!

sounds like a similar party

only difference we have about 20 to 30 people. about 5 blow up pools and the chicks only get 5min an hour in the pools.

My mind's in overdrive...why do the chicks only get 5 mins an hour?

coz it's for blokes only.

sounds abit gay!

[Leaping Lindner]

I will be wearing a flag made in China that has another country's flag in the top left hand corner as a cape. Apparently that makes me Australian as.

[Q.]

I will be wearing a flag made in China that has another country's flag in the top left hand corner as a cape. Apparently that makes me Australian as.

Don't forget to spew and piss on it.

[Leaping Lindner]

I will be wearing a flag made in China that has another country's flag in the top left hand corner as a cape. Apparently that makes me Australian as.

Don't forget to spew and piss on it.

And I'll be spewing and pissing Japanese owned beer on it!..... It's good to be Aussie.

[smac]

Careful not to hide the southern cross tattoo on your neck with that cape.

[Dirko]

I will be wearing a flag made in China that has another country's flag in the top left hand corner as a cape. Apparently that makes me Australian as.

Don't forget to spew and piss on it.

And I'll be spewing and pissing Japanese owned beer on it!..... It's good to be Aussie.

While wearing Brazilian made thongs, Chinese made shorts and a tank top made in Thailand....

[Leaping Lindner]

Thinking of wearing an Australian flag as a cape. Don't ! You could end up looking like this.

[Lightning McQueen]

Got the Friday off aswell, looking forward to it as it's my daughters birthday.
Tomorrow will be spent chilling.
Out on the patio, we'll sit.

[Leaping Lindner]

Got the Friday off aswell, looking forward to it as it's my daughters birthday.
Tomorrow will be spent chilling.
Out on the patio, we'll sit.

[Johno6]

its my mums bday so doing family steez

[dedja]

Tomic is having a fun day today ...

Not suggesting he's in the wrong without knowing the facts, but maybe he could wait until he has a full licence before buying a M3.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/nati ... 6254631114

Teen tennis ace Bernard Tomic ''feels guiltless'' after being booked twice by police today, his lawyer Lex Bell says.

Mr Bell, the former Gold Coast mayor, rushed to the Tomic family home after the 19-year-old was stopped by police twice in two hours for allegedly breaching a restricted licence to drive his high-powered $150,000 BMW M3, The Gold Coast Bulletin reports.

The Wimbledon quarter-finalist and P-plater, who has a special licence allowing him to drive the high-powered car, has claimed he is the victim of police harassment after being pulled over several times while driving the distinctive vehicle.

He was pulled over by police at Broadbeach earlier today with girlfriend Donay Meijer in the passenger seat.

Tomic came to police attention again earlier this afternoon and he was followed home from Surfers Paradise by a siren-blaring patrol car after allegedly refusing a direction to pull over.

Police officers were seen waiting outside his Gold Coast home.

They have been accused of "un-Australian" actions by Tomic's father John, who had an angry confrontation with officers in his driveway.

Tomic, who emerged briefly to talk to reporters, said he had done nothing wrong.

In a brief interview with Seven News, Tomic claimed police "wanted to hit me."

"I don't know what's wrong ... it's like I killed somebody," he said.

"They've given me three tickets and one officer feels like he wants to get me and it's not a good feeling.

"It's all happened on Australia Day when I am trying to have fun with my mates."

Tomic said he was allowed to drive on the roads even though he had a restricted licence.

[southee]

Tomic is having a fun day today ...

Not suggesting he's in the wrong without knowing the facts, but maybe he could wait until he has a full licence before buying a M3.

orange one at that!!!

[dedja]

... and he wonders why the cops notice him on the road

[Footy Chick]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN IF:

* You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
* You're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something.
* You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'.
* You believe the 'L' in the word 'Australia' is optional.
* You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.'
* You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
* You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
* You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
* You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.
* You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'.
* You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast spread. You've also squeezed it through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.
* You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
* Beetroot with your Hamburger... Of course.
* You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again' And "Living next door to Alice".
* You believe that the confectionery known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.
* You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.
* Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
* You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, While 'scuse me' is always polite.
* You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
* You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle and a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.
* Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.
* You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'.
* You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'.
* When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
* You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto, goodo etc.
* You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere...no matter where you actually are.
* You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it tastes like shit. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.
* You have, at some time in your life, slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume.
* You've only ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you REALLY mean it.
* You know that the barbecue is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the Salad.
* You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.
* You understand what no wucking furries means.
* You've drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.
* You own a Bond's chesty. In several different colours.
* You know that roo meat tastes pretty good, But not as good as barra. Or a meat pie.
* You know that some people pronounce Australia like "Straya" and that's ok.
* And you will forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand!!!

[CENTURION]

**** oath.

[The Sleeping Giant]

I will be wearing a flag made in China that has another country's flag in the top left hand corner as a cape. Apparently that makes me Australian as.

No, you'll be wearing your try hard Ramones gear, and your rose coloured glasses. Some things never change.