We're all doomed!!!

[JAS]

"Worst rapture EVER."

According to the BBC Radio News it's not due to start for another 2hrs 10 mins So still time to practice the old 'head between the legs and kiss your butt goodbye' thing

Regards
JAS

What about now?

Yeh talk about an anticlimax...at least those of you who are still bendy enough to put head between legs and kiss your own butt had a fun filled evening...ah well we shall eagerly await the next one.

I'm starting to think it might have been a typo and we're actually waiting for The Great Rupture.

Regards
JAS

[JAS]

Hold the front page folks.

They've just said on the news that the 'nutter' has been found and he's very sorry but he got his dates mixed up.

So keep 21st Oct 2011 free in your diaries

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religio ... wrong.html

Regards
JAS

[bulldogproud2]

Come on guys, be fair.
Am sure the 'Rapture' was not supposed to be the end of the world but where the 'Chosen 12 000' are taken up into heaven. Are we sure that did not happen?? Could explain why Port's crowd was only 16 000.

[Pseudo]

Bump.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/brea ... 6167266353