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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby OnSong » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:46 pm

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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby gadj1976 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:51 pm

Adelaide Crows and Port Power football clubs wound up due to lack of interest.
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Mister Meaner » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:53 pm

fish wrote:GLENELG WIN A FINAL

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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Media Park » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:15 am

South Adelaide def Central Districts

Andrew Hilditch resigns

Ricky Ponting retires
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Darth Vader » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:26 pm

ATM fees abolished.
...Banks ordered to stop making money and just hand it out
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Q. » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:29 pm

Mister Meaner wrote:Economic boom forces Government to implement three-day weekend for all workers


The Bolshi in me likes this :lol:
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby locky801 » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:12 pm

S.A. Footy Net in line for Gold Logie for great entertainment value :D
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby best on hill » Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:16 pm

'riewoldt and dawson first in australia to gay marry'(why else does dawson have a condom in his hand in the photo)
'port adelaide win 30 million in xlotto'(out of debt for 3 years)
'state govenment ban net fishing in SA gulfs'(it has worked everywhere else thay have baned it)
'port adelaide wins AFL and SANFL grand finals'(2011 i wish)
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Sky Pilot » Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:02 pm

Education revolution to hit Port Adelaide. Students to learn grammar and spelling
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby LMA » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:12 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:Education revolution to hit Port Adelaide. Students to learn grammar and spelling


Wod be preety ard coz ther is no skools in poet adelede
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby LMA » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:16 pm

Kevin Pietersen reveals his real name: Media Park
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby JAS » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:21 pm

LMA wrote:Kevin Pietersen reveals his real name: Media Park


Somehow that just makes the boast about sex in an airborn public toilet even less classy than it is already.

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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:22 pm

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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Darth Vader » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:44 am

Fevola signs with Eagles
-Oval Avenue to be widened
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Media Park » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:58 pm

JAS wrote:
LMA wrote:Kevin Pietersen reveals his real name: Media Park


Somehow that just makes the boast about sex in an airborn public toilet even less classy than it is already.

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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby cripple » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:25 pm

ricky nixon's manager defends his client over st kilda schoolgirl affair.
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Media Park » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:26 pm

cripple wrote:ricky nixon's manager defends his client over st kilda schoolgirl affair.


how thick can that guy be?
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby cripple » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:29 pm

Media Park wrote:
cripple wrote:ricky nixon's manager defends his client over st kilda schoolgirl affair.


how thick can that guy be?


at least he is wearing a clean pair of jocks in the video. dont think he will be getting any new young clients anytime soon. This case has a bit of the Ari Gold's about it.
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Darth Vader » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:53 pm

Tammy Baker flies to the rescue of Ricky Nixon
-"I'm over 17," she claims
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Re: A headline I'd like to see

Postby Johno6 » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:20 pm

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