todays stupid question

[Dogwatcher]

because I was bored and it dawned upon me whilst eating my sandwich.

the said ant was flung into oblivion for trying to invade my sandwich...so rightly deserved

This was just before I pull the lid off my spring valley juice to read the following fact (found under the lid)

"Tank-driving soldiers are superstitious of apricots"

So if you think my first question was stupid, try and explain that one!

Those bottle-top thingy's are always interesting ... Read one on Saturday night that said on average, Americans go through 100 acres of Pizza a day!!

Pizzas grown on trees?

[am Bays]

because I was bored and it dawned upon me whilst eating my sandwich.

the said ant was flung into oblivion for trying to invade my sandwich...so rightly deserved

This was just before I pull the lid off my spring valley juice to read the following fact (found under the lid)

"Tank-driving soldiers are superstitious of apricots"

So if you think my first question was stupid, try and explain that one!

Those bottle-top thingy's are always interesting ... Read one on Saturday night that said on average, Americans go through 100 acres of Pizza a day!!

Pizzas grown on trees?

No but you can get a dozen bags of Pizza to the acre....

[Booney]

They'll eat anything,those Americans...

[Deemu]

crazy yankees, they're all messed up. But how long is a chinaman?

[Mr Magoo]

crazy yankees, they're all messed up. But how long is a chinaman?

Of Course he is

[Footy Chick]

But how long is a chinaman?

Now there's a stupid question....

[Mr Magoo]

But how long is a chinaman?

Now there's a stupid question....

The Chinamans name is How Long

[Deemu]

But how long is a chinaman?

Now there's a stupid question....

ha righto. it wasn't a queston

[The Big Shrek]

Gravity pulls everything down in free fall at the same speed. An ant would only hit the ground at the same speed as a person would dropped from the same height. The force on it stopping would be bugger all because it weighs bugger all. F=ma.

[Booney]

But how long is a chinaman?

Twice the length that he is from one end to the middle.

[Deemu]

But how long is a chinaman?

Twice the length that he is from one end to the middle.

umm, hello?

[hearts on fire]

umm, hello?

hey mate.

[Pseudo]

...and SJABC comes along and spoils it all by bringing science into it....good one.

I couldn't actually work out why any one would give a rat's arse about how an ant would fall in the first place so thought I'd try to end the saga.
Wait until Psuedo comes along...he'll have the definitive answer to the question for sure

I reckon you were pretty much on the money Jabber.

[Dirko]

...and SJABC comes along and spoils it all by bringing science into it....good one.

I couldn't actually work out why any one would give a rat's arse about how an ant would fall in the first place so thought I'd try to end the saga.
Wait until Psuedo comes along...he'll have the definitive answer to the question for sure

I reckon you were pretty much on the money Jabber.

I knew 17 years of trimming Aircraft and working out the Envelope would come in handy

[Booney]

Where's FC,cant wait for today's...

[Footy Chick]

Ok, here is today's stupid question....

Was channel surfing last night and watched a brief moment of Survivor.

Now these girls have been stuck on an island with apparently no contact with the outside world for almost 2 months now, and run around freely in bikini bottoms with no sign of hair anywhere (now before you start asking crude questions, the first thing that came to mind was how manicured their eyebrows of all things were)

So my question is: How is it that these girls don't look like the wild woman of Borneau?

[Dirko]

Tweezers ?

[JK]

Amazing what sea creatures can do, haven't you ever seen Octopussy?

[Dirko]

Amazing what sea creatures can do, haven't you ever seen Octopussy?

Yeah why settle for One Pussy when you can have Eight !! Alright baby, get the Sea Slug out......

EDIT: Just found this site CLICK HERE

[Choccies]

Ok, here is today's stupid question....

Was channel surfing last night and watched a brief moment of Survivor.

Now these girls have been stuck on an island with apparently no contact with the outside world for almost 2 months now, and run around freely in bikini bottoms with no sign of hair anywhere (now before you start asking crude questions, the first thing that came to mind was how manicured their eyebrows of all things were)

So my question is: How is it that these girls don't look like the wild woman of Borneau?

The use the sap from the rare Bornean Oak tree, smeared onto a palm leaf and they use that as a primitive form of waxing.... Its simple really...