Xmas Shows- the next day.....

[Punk Rooster]

Let's see, any product of that escapade should have been born about mid to late September 1976.
There's roughly a coupla mil up for grabs if you can prove paternity...

done!

[The Ash Man]

Just would like your thoughts on what is acceptable at a work christmas show. We had ours yesterday and a guy who did a streak and partied pretty hard didn't front up for work today. He also mooned the steam ranger as it went past the car park as we were getting onto the bus!

Is it better to front up to work and face the music with a bad hangover the next day or do you need a days grace to recooperate?

Has he rocked up today TB??

[Booney]

Good question. He'd be doing the jobs nobody ever wants to do if I was his boss.

[JK]

Good question. He'd be doing the jobs nobody ever wants to do if I was his boss.

Done that before, but for a very different reason ... Had some bloke working with us about 10 year ago who saw some food in the fridge and said "Can I have that?" to which I very sarcastically replied "Only if you're happy to leave me without any lunch!"

Anyway, I come back downstairs about 20 mins later and sure enough there he is polishing off my lunch ... WTF!

[Tooting Bec]

Just would like your thoughts on what is acceptable at a work christmas show. We had ours yesterday and a guy who did a streak and partied pretty hard didn't front up for work today. He also mooned the steam ranger as it went past the car park as we were getting onto the bus!

Is it better to front up to work and face the music with a bad hangover the next day or do you need a days grace to recooperate?

Has he rocked up today TB??

He's in today guys. It was probably a good thing that he didn't rock up yesterday as everyone just talked about his antics and deflected the heat off four or five other people that were quite loose as well. He reminded me today that even though he was nearly incoherent he managed to still get a phone number off one of the waitresses. I suitably reminded him that she was ugly and nearly weighed over the ton mark! Shattering!

[The Ash Man]

Good question. He'd be doing the jobs nobody ever wants to do if I was his boss.

Done that before, but for a very different reason ... Had some bloke working with us about 10 year ago who saw some food in the fridge and said "Can I have that?" to which I very sarcastically replied "Only if you're happy to leave me without any lunch!"

Anyway, I come back downstairs about 20 mins later and sure enough there he is polishing off my lunch ... WTF!

Haha
Thats pretty ballsy!!

[Q.]

Just would like your thoughts on what is acceptable at a work christmas show. We had ours yesterday and a guy who did a streak and partied pretty hard didn't front up for work today. He also mooned the steam ranger as it went past the car park as we were getting onto the bus!

Is it better to front up to work and face the music with a bad hangover the next day or do you need a days grace to recooperate?

TB, a big one saturday night and then a follow up the next day!! Good work. Sure it isn't you who chucked a sickie?

[Tooting Bec]

No mate, I been at work the whole time even though not a full capacity! Nice to say g'day to some of the forum guys like yourself when your out and about!

[Q.]

Hope I was coherent enough No doubt I'll see ya at Summer Break and maybe I'll be more conducive for a chat

[Pseudo]

Done that before, but for a very different reason ... Had some bloke working with us about 10 year ago who saw some food in the fridge and said "Can I have that?" to which I very sarcastically replied "Only if you're happy to leave me without any lunch!"

Anyway, I come back downstairs about 20 mins later and sure enough there he is polishing off my lunch ... WTF!

Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon on my desk calendar just recently.... brief pause while I flip through last week's discards... Here we go, Friday November 21:

Frame 1:
Pointy-haired boss: I'll be right back. I'm going to grab a Ted sandwich before the meeting.
Carol the secretary: A what?

Frame 2:
Pointy-haired boss: The food people always leave one sandwich in the break room fridge labelled Ted. It tastes like ham.

Frame 3:
In the meeting room. The Pointy-haired boss is happily munching a sandwich, with a wrapper labelled "Ted" on the table in front of him. Next to the boss is a visibly upset worker. Next to him is Dilbert.
Dilbert: You're looking good, Ted. Have you lost weight?

[Drop Bear]

Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon on my desk calendar just recently.... brief pause while I flip through last week's discards... Here we go, Friday November 21:

Frame 1:
Pointy-haired boss: I'll be right back. I'm going to grab a Ted sandwich before the meeting.
Carol the secretary: A what?

Frame 2:
Pointy-haired boss: The food people always leave one sandwich in the break room fridge labelled Ted. It tastes like ham.

Frame 3:
In the meeting room. The Pointy-haired boss is happily munching a sandwich, with a wrapper labelled "Ted" on the table in front of him. Next to the boss is a visibly upset worker. Next to him is Dilbert.
Dilbert: You're looking good, Ted. Have you lost weight?

Classic! The should go in Mal's jokes thread.