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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:35 pm
by HH3
I have it set to not record history on my laptop....

I look at some hellllllllll dodgy shit.....

*nothing illegal.....honest

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:58 pm
by Johno6
I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:03 pm
by heater31
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


Mate, she just took you to Perth for a double....you are going on a long spell ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:08 pm
by HH3
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


If she ever does, just give me a hoy...ill take one for ya buddy...

(dont even care what you've been looking at)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:12 pm
by Johno6
Ive been look at girl on guy stuff, missionary position.

its pretty messed up man

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:12 pm
by Johno6
heater31 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


Mate, she just took you to Perth for a double....you are going on a long spell ;)


explains why all the un used condoms were chucked in the bin

I just figured it was coz they had expired.........................

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:14 pm
by scoob
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


If she ever does, just give me a hoy...ill take one for ya buddy...

(dont even care what you've been looking at)


You will when that donkey rolls up

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:14 pm
by Johno6
scoob wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:I'm scare that one day my missus will see my history and be keen to do some of it!


If she ever does, just give me a hoy...ill take one for ya buddy...

(dont even care what you've been looking at)


You will when that donkey rolls up



that's no donkey, that's all me baby!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:15 pm
by Squids
Seems like neither of you have stumbled upon that side of the internet

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:16 pm
by Johno6
Squids wrote:Seems like neither of you have stumbled upon that side of the internet



if you ask my work employer he will tell you I have completed the internet.

im waiting for the sequel to come out.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:16 pm
by HH3
Johno6 wrote:Ive been look at girl on guy stuff, missionary position.

its pretty messed up man


I have typed 3 different replies to this, and Im pretty sure I would be having a little break from SA Footy if I submitted any of them...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:17 pm
by HH3
Johno6 wrote:
Squids wrote:Seems like neither of you have stumbled upon that side of the internet



if you ask my work employer he will tell you I have completed the internet.

im waiting for the sequel to come out.


The Internet II - **** Harder

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:19 pm
by Johno6
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:Ive been look at girl on guy stuff, missionary position.

its pretty messed up man


I have typed 3 different replies to this, and Im pretty sure I would be having a little break from SA Footy if I submitted any of them...


trust me its worth it

I still laugh at my post that got me banned

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:21 pm
by HH3
It was pretty good, but I think you could do better.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:22 pm
by scoob
I still find the leg humping one quite amusing to look back on... ah the memories!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:16 pm
by Pseudo
Johno6 wrote:there's one rule in particular on the internet I prefer to abide by........

Rule 34?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:20 pm
by The Sleeping Giant
Be sure to get one of these also

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:56 pm
by Johno6
Pseudo wrote:
Johno6 wrote:there's one rule in particular on the internet I prefer to abide by........

Rule 34?



;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:53 am
by Wedgie
Bus drivers inability to brake gradually. There goes my Achilles again, thanks dickhead.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:58 am
by scoob
Wedgie wrote:Bus drivers inability to brake gradually. There goes my Achilles again, thanks dickhead.


WTF were you doing catching a bus?

You get done DUI or something?