Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:17 am

Everyone can eat s#!t! A big bag of s#!t! I'm the greatest man in the world!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mickey » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:10 pm

The sharp end witty songs you hear at the soccer...

To the tune of You are my Sunshine:

You are a retard
A Melbourne retard
You are simple
And you are sad
Your needs are special
You've got one brain cell
And that's the most you've ever had
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby GWW » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:05 pm

Ratings failure of Kyle Sandilands' (and Jacki O's) show on Monday night.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:25 pm

GWW wrote:Ratings failure of Kyle Sandilands' (and Jacki O's) show on Monday night.


Careful, he might hunt you down for that :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mickey » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:33 pm

Butt muppet
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:46 pm

mickey wrote:
Butt muppet

I use that! :D
Direct quote:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RJM » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:23 pm

Disclaimer: Yes I did go to the pub this afternoon however it was a very short visit and I'm not hammered in any way shape or form.

I was just wheeling out my wheelie bins when what do I see sat on my front lawn?

A bloody white rabbit.

I watched it. It watched me. As soon as I moved to finish putting the bin out (didn't try to approach the rabbit) it bolted under my car then down the driveway and under the gate into my back yard.

I've had a look out the back and it's nowhere to be seen. Obviously someone's pet but I have no idea who around here has a pet rabbit. I tend to keep to myself. Our back neighbours got the boot not too long ago so perhaps it may have come from there.

Now I do need a drink but I'm a bit concerned that pink elephants may appear. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:23 pm

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Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:33 pm

Media Park wrote:
mickey wrote:
Butt muppet

I use that! :D



You use a butt muppet? Interesting......
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby CK » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:55 am

Writing something only slightly negative, commenting on aspects of their role, about a sporting figure, and finding a few days later, they unfriended me on Facebook :)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mickey » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:59 pm

Name and shame Ck
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:27 pm

mickey wrote:Name and shame Ck


yeah we are all friends in here
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:59 pm

Johno6 wrote:
Media Park wrote:
mickey wrote:
Butt muppet

I use that! :D



You use a butt muppet? Interesting......


The phrase only Johno :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:46 am

thankfully noone was hurt but a taxi crashing into hudsons at the airport
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:40 am

Redback "Supporters"...........

(goes for all teams and all sports tho i guess
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Big Phil » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:11 am

The sad, pedantic nature of some people in this world :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:34 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:49 pm

Even funnier Q? There will still be 1000's there plastered.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Squids » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:03 pm

Thats disgraceful.

How do they even justify it when tickets at $140?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby OnSong » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:04 pm

Squids wrote:Thats disgraceful.

How do they even justify it when tickets at $140?

Half the people there don't drink alcohol...
Right in front of me. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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