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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:57 pm
by Squids
Thanks Dr Footy Chick the rest of you can go and get bent.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:22 pm
by Footy Chick
Footy Chick wrote:that's sinuses! Go buy a sinus rinse.

and as my mother used to say...

"You won't die"


Unless it's a tumor.

It might be a tumor.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:25 pm
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:that's sinuses! Go buy a sinus rinse.

and as my mother used to say...

"You won't die"


Unless it's a tumor.

It might be a tumor.


In that case, refer back to Boonies advice.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:22 pm
by shoe boy
Road works.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:37 pm
by Failed Creation
Here's my Shit List for today:

1. The Channel 9 cameras focusing too much on the players' wives and girlfriends. They had NOTHING to do with our triumph today.
2. The Hotels Combined commercial. That dude is begging for a kick in the face.
3. The new Pringles commercial, with the douchey looking wankers watching their leader 'create' a shape out of a chip... wankers of the highest order.
4. Commercial radio. Can't stand the bullshit chatter and oversaturated playlists.

Just as I brought up point 1, the trollops came back on... :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:07 pm
by cracka
People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:12 pm
by scoob
cracka wrote:People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.


Thats why they employ the kids and the dropkicks - to go and collect them

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:22 pm
by Spargo
scoob wrote:
cracka wrote:People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.


Thats why they employ the kids and the dropkicks - to go and collect them

With respect to all the dropkicks out there....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:24 pm
by scoob
Spargo wrote:
scoob wrote:
cracka wrote:People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.


Thats why they employ the kids and the dropkicks - to go and collect them

With respect to all the dropkicks out there....


There ain't too many brain surgeons collecting the trolleys

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:29 pm
by Brodlach
scoob wrote:
cracka wrote:People who are too lazy to take their shopping trolley to the rack & just leave it in the car park.


Thats why they employ the kids and the dropkicks - to go and collect them



How is your job going? ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:55 pm
by Footy Chick
Failed Creation wrote:Here's my Shit List for today:

1. The Channel 9 cameras focusing too much on the players' wives and girlfriends. They had NOTHING to do with our triumph today.
2. The Hotels Combined commercial. That dude is begging for a kick in the face.
3. The new Pringles commercial, with the douchey looking wankers watching their leader 'create' a shape out of a chip... wankers of the highest order.
4. Commercial radio. Can't stand the bullshit chatter and oversaturated playlists.

Just as I brought up point 1, the trollops came back on... :evil:



Geez...turn 30 and you get automatic grumpy old man status ;-)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:16 pm
by Failed Creation
Footy Chick wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Here's my Shit List for today:

1. The Channel 9 cameras focusing too much on the players' wives and girlfriends. They had NOTHING to do with our triumph today.
2. The Hotels Combined commercial. That dude is begging for a kick in the face.
3. The new Pringles commercial, with the douchey looking wankers watching their leader 'create' a shape out of a chip... wankers of the highest order.
4. Commercial radio. Can't stand the bullshit chatter and oversaturated playlists.

Just as I brought up point 1, the trollops came back on... :evil:



Geez...turn 30 and you get automatic grumpy old man status ;-)


Hahaha, I've always been grumpy. You should check out my first ever post in this thread...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:58 pm
by Failed Creation
Found it!

From January 5th, 2013, at 9:06 pm.

Failed Creation wrote:Here's some things that give me the sh1ts:

- MTV doesn't seem to play music any more, just shows about pregnant kids and drunk and obnoxious Yanks and Poms.
- Gangnam Style... why does anyone like that crap?
- Pitbull. He can't rap, and he looks like his namesake chewing a wasp.
- LMFAO. My farts make better tunes.
- Aussie actors putting on fake American accents in movies and TV shows.
- Kesha. Please die, lest people start putting dollar signs in their name. She's an advertisement for sloppy drunk girls.
- People that post 100 photos and status updates a day about their stupid kids on Facebook. The rest of the world care less than you do, you just don't know it.
- People that seem to do nothing but put up 'selfies' on Facebook. Get a life.
- Coldplay.
- Hamish and Andy. I don't find them funny at all.
- Scrubs. I watched an episode once, and I still want my 22 minutes back.
- Beyoncé. Despite what Kayne thinks, Single Ladies was a sh1t video.
- Whoever came up with the catchphrase "Come at me, bro". Thanks for making every two-bit thug wannabe think they're the bees knees.
- Overused footy terms like "Leadership group", "Get around him", and "club culture".
- Overrated songs that everyone seems to love, such as Khe Sanh, Livin' on a Prayer, Stairway to Heaven and Enter Sandman. They aren't the best songs ever written, and I'm pretty sure they're not even the best songs by those bands.

Phew, there's my rant done and dusted. For now.

I just needed to blow off some steam.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:09 am
by mighty_tiger_79
gangman style - theres a blast from the past

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:35 am
by Booney
Failed Creation wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Here's my Shit List for today:
1. The Channel 9 cameras focusing too much on the players' wives and girlfriends. They had NOTHING to do with our triumph today.
2. The Hotels Combined commercial. That dude is begging for a kick in the face.
3. The new Pringles commercial, with the douchey looking wankers watching their leader 'create' a shape out of a chip... wankers of the highest order.
4. Commercial radio. Can't stand the bullshit chatter and oversaturated playlists.
Just as I brought up point 1, the trollops came back on... :evil:

Geez...turn 30 and you get automatic grumpy old man status ;-)

Hahaha, I've always been grumpy. You should check out my first ever post in this thread...


I've read your first post. Now that you're 30 you'll note that things like LMFAO, Gangnam Style and "Come at me bro" are part of pop culture that, like mosquitos, come into your life without you really even noticing, cause a bit of a fluster as they buzz in and around your ear and then before you know it they are gone again. Only to be replaced by another....and another.....and another...... :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:14 am
by Q.
Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Here's my Shit List for today:
1. The Channel 9 cameras focusing too much on the players' wives and girlfriends. They had NOTHING to do with our triumph today.
2. The Hotels Combined commercial. That dude is begging for a kick in the face.
3. The new Pringles commercial, with the douchey looking wankers watching their leader 'create' a shape out of a chip... wankers of the highest order.
4. Commercial radio. Can't stand the bullshit chatter and oversaturated playlists.
Just as I brought up point 1, the trollops came back on... :evil:

Geez...turn 30 and you get automatic grumpy old man status ;-)

Hahaha, I've always been grumpy. You should check out my first ever post in this thread...


I've read your first post. Now that you're 30 you'll note that things like LMFAO, Gangnam Style and "Come at me bro" are part of pop culture that, like mosquitos, come into your life without you really even noticing, cause a bit of a fluster as they buzz in and around your ear and then before you know it they are gone again. Only to be replaced by another....and another.....and another...... :lol:


That's totes amazeballs.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:19 am
by Booney
Thats what she said.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:21 am
by Footy Chick
I know, right....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:23 am
by valleys07
Its like O-M-G!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:34 am
by Mr Beefy
is "sack chuck FFS" part of pop culture?