Things that give you the sh1ts

[brod]

The Late Show with Dave Letterman!!!

This is on every night on Channel 10, resulting in the IPL being on a min half an hour delay.

Ditch FUNKING Dave, who watched the old codger?

[Dogwatcher]

I understand some of your pain. I have the same problem with listening to the ABC...

So I'm not the only one....

Your boss loves it too CN...

[johntheclaret]

All ready to settle down for a night in watching footy, and finding out No 3 son has drunk all your beer.

Selly is 3 kms away and it's p1ssing down

i take it a selly is the equivalent of a bottlo??

Yes, I think so. Selling out shop, or Off Licence. Not a drive through though

[johntheclaret]

Know how oyu feel JAS.

a)They spelt my name wrong on my card. So I told them, they said they would send a replacement.
Nothing came so I went into the branch and told them. They said they would send a replacement.
Nothing came. Then oneday I had to go into the bank because the ATM machine was broke. When I handed my card over to get the cash, guess what? "sorry Sir but your name on your card doesn't match your name on your account"
Yes, says I, I have told you about it before.
"OK we will let you use it this time but you can't use it again. You need a new card"
Finally got the new card, and low and behold, it has the same bloody spelling on it as the last one
goto a)

Me thinks we might use different banks Was all set for disappointment after reading of your experience. Went to nearest branch late Monday afternoon...explained to customer services girl...she types furiously on computer and tells me a new card will be sent on 25th. I have no choice but to take her word and leave expecting the worst. Bugger me a new card has just been delivered by the postie and it's now showing the correct details. My faith is restored (for now) in 'the sign of the black horse'

Regards
JAS

We do indeed. HBOS. Whats more gaulling, I have had that account now for more than 30 years

[Dogwatcher]

People who think they are so important that they have to wear their mobile phone ear piece around shopping centres etc. Seriously, are your job or social phone calls that important? Not likely.
It looks stupid.

[smac]

On that point... People who talk loudly on their mobiles when in a quiet environment. We have 2 of them at work.

[brod]

The Late Show with Dave Letterman!!!

This is on every night on Channel 10, resulting in the IPL being on a min half an hour delay.

Ditch FUNKING Dave, who watched the old codger?

Tonight hes not even in my TV guide yet there he funking is, being not funny once again

[hearts on fire]

The Late Show with Dave Letterman!!!

This is on every night on Channel 10, resulting in the IPL being on a min half an hour delay.

Ditch FUNKING Dave, who watched the old codger?

Tonight hes not even in my TV guide yet there he funking is be not funny once again

how old is he? 70? hes finished, hes past his used by date.

I could understand if he was funny, but hes NOT!

[Psyber]

The Late Show with Dave Letterman!!!

This is on every night on Channel 10, resulting in the IPL being on a min half an hour delay.

Ditch FUNKING Dave, who watched the old codger?

Tonight hes not even in my TV guide yet there he funking is be not funny once again

how old is he? 70? hes finished, hes past his used by date.

I could understand if he was funny, but hes NOT!

Are you sure you are not being "Ageist" - I have never watched him, but I have met some very able people well into their 70s amd even 80s - like, for example, a guy who got his private pilot's licence at 84.

[The Big Shrek]

The Late Show with Dave Letterman!!!

This is on every night on Channel 10, resulting in the IPL being on a min half an hour delay.

Ditch FUNKING Dave, who watched the old codger?

Tonight hes not even in my TV guide yet there he funking is be not funny once again

how old is he? 70? hes finished, hes past his used by date.

I could understand if he was funny, but hes NOT!

Are you sure you are not being "Ageist" - I have never watched him, but I have met some very able people well into their 70s amd even 80s - like, for example, a guy who got his private pilot's licence at 84.

Anything to get those old codgers off the road!

[redden whites]

The Late Show with Dave Letterman!!!

This is on every night on Channel 10, resulting in the IPL being on a min half an hour delay.

Ditch FUNKING Dave, who watched the old codger?

I reckon I would rather watch ageing commedians than old cricketers who have retired in a nothing competition.

[mighty_tiger_79]

STURTPETER on 5aa's swap-shop complaining about waiting on the line to use a FREE service to GET RID/SELL of whatever crap it was.......

[Psyber]

.. Are you sure you are not being "Ageist" - I have never watched him, but I have met some very able people well into their 70s amd even 80s - like, for example, a guy who got his private pilot's licence at 84.

Anything to get those old codgers off the road!

That's what happened to this guy from Horsham - when he got caught speeding for the third time the predjudiced and "ageist" local magistrate said he was too old to drive a high powered turbocharged car and took his licence for keeps - so he proved the magistrate wrong by proving he could pass the flying course and licence tests!

Pople are born stupid - it doesn't come with age. Dementia is a disease some but not all get, and is not automatic with age.

[Pseudo]

Being berated by some bloke in the parking lot of the local State Swim, because it was allegedly "really dangerous of me" to stop and wait when I was only halfway through turning into the entrance.

And he might have been right, if I hadn't stopped because some bloke was reversing out of a park right by the entrance just as I turned into it, thereby occupying the same space-time coordinates which I myself was trying to occupy.

Seriously, who lets these knuckleheads have drivers' licenses?

[Footy Chick]

That reminds me of the old bugger who stopped in the middle of Grand Junction Rd yesterday because I was waiting to do a U turn and he must have thought I was going to pull out in front of him or deliberately hit him...

[rod_rooster]

All ready to settle down for a night in watching footy, and finding out No 3 son has drunk all your beer.

Selly is 3 kms away and it's p1ssing down

i take it a selly is the equivalent of a bottlo??

Yes, I think so. Selling out shop, or Off Licence. Not a drive through though

What's worse jtc is that even had you gone and got the beers you would have had to wait ages for them to warm up to your preferred drinking temperature

[johntheclaret]

All ready to settle down for a night in watching footy, and finding out No 3 son has drunk all your beer.

Selly is 3 kms away and it's p1ssing down

i take it a selly is the equivalent of a bottlo??

Yes, I think so. Selling out shop, or Off Licence. Not a drive through though

What's worse jtc is that even had you gone and got the beers you would have had to wait ages for them to warm up to your preferred drinking temperature

Cheeky sod

[stampy]

i hate the last day of your holidays (today) cos all you think about is having to get up for work tomorrow

[smithy]

You call that work !

[TroyGFC]

if I refer back many pages I may have already said this BUT, Big F**king Brother!! Just made the mistake of falling asleep with C10 on, that f**king miggot and the Voice really really give me the shizens!! FFS its so last century this unreality TV.