Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:39 am

All ready to settle down for a night in watching footy, and finding out No 3 son has drunk all your beer.

Selly is 3 kms away and it's p1ssing down :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smithy » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:22 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:27 am

People who get out of their car in the express lane of a drive through. :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:11 am

Booney wrote:People who get out of their car in the express lane of a drive through. :twisted:


Oh what I wouldn't give for a drive thru. Apart from McDonalds, KFC and BK, we don't have others.

Whilst I'm at it.

Having to go to the supermarket to get my booze, queing to get onto the cark park, driving around 20 minutes until you finally get a space, then queing at the till whilst some fwt decides they're going to pay their £1,20 grocery bill with a cheque before finally queing to get off the car park, all in the p1ssing rain.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby rogernumber10 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:20 am

johntheclaret wrote:
Booney wrote:People who get out of their car in the express lane of a drive through. :twisted:


Oh what I wouldn't give for a drive thru. Apart from McDonalds, KFC and BK, we don't have others.

Whilst I'm at it.

Having to go to the supermarket to get my booze, queing to get onto the cark park, driving around 20 minutes until you finally get a space, then queing at the till whilst some fwt decides they're going to pay their £1,20 grocery bill with a cheque before finally queing to get off the car park, all in the p1ssing rain.



Agreed, nothing more annoying than someone in the 8 items or less queue deciding to pay with a credit card. FFS, that should be a cash only aisle if you are paying under 10 bucks.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:55 am

smithy wrote:John Arne Riise
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:44 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:29 pm

johntheclaret wrote:All ready to settle down for a night in watching footy, and finding out No 3 son has drunk all your beer.

Selly is 3 kms away and it's p1ssing down :twisted:


i take it a selly is the equivalent of a bottlo??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:11 pm

3 small cars managing to take up 4 large car parking spaces.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RoosterMarty » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:16 pm

johntheclaret wrote:All ready to settle down for a night in watching footy, and finding out No 3 son has drunk all your beer.

Selly is 3 kms away and it's p1ssing down :twisted:



Sometimes that has happened the other way around in my house :lol: Even had to resort to drinking Bacardi and coke the night Cardiff made it through to the Final. 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby redden whites » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:54 pm

Tight arses blocking South Rd at Ashford cueing up for the Woolies petrol station.Yeah thats right D**kheads those hazard lights give you the right to block an entire out of the city lane at 5.15pm for 9 minutes until moving off the road and then blocking the footpath for another 3...all class. FFS book these clowns for being a public menace or something for gods sake.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:14 pm

redden whites wrote:Tight arses blocking South Rd at Ashford cueing up for the Woolies petrol station.Yeah thats right D**kheads those hazard lights give you the right to block an entire out of the city lane at 5.15pm for 9 minutes until moving off the road and then blocking the footpath for another 3...all class. FFS book these clowns for being a public menace or something for gods sake.

And at say 4 cents a litre and a 60 litre tank perhaps! Even at 10 cents a litre that's only $6.00. :roll:
I fill up on Tuesday or Wednesday if I'm going past, but otherwise I don't think what you save is worth the waste of time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:16 pm

Psyber wrote:
redden whites wrote:Tight arses blocking South Rd at Ashford cueing up for the Woolies petrol station.Yeah thats right D**kheads those hazard lights give you the right to block an entire out of the city lane at 5.15pm for 9 minutes until moving off the road and then blocking the footpath for another 3...all class. FFS book these clowns for being a public menace or something for gods sake.

And at say 4 cents a litre and a 60 litre tank perhaps! Even at 10 cents a litre that's only $6.00. :roll:
I fill up on Tuesday or Wednesday if I'm going past, but otherwise I don't think what you save is worth the waste of time.

Can you send me only $6.00 per week please? A lump sum of $300.00 per year will also be acceptable, that allows a 2 week discount for payment in advance. :wink:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:22 pm

smac wrote:
Psyber wrote:
redden whites wrote:Tight arses blocking South Rd at Ashford cueing up for the Woolies petrol station.Yeah thats right D**kheads those hazard lights give you the right to block an entire out of the city lane at 5.15pm for 9 minutes until moving off the road and then blocking the footpath for another 3...all class. FFS book these clowns for being a public menace or something for gods sake.

And at say 4 cents a litre and a 60 litre tank perhaps! Even at 10 cents a litre that's only $6.00. :roll:
I fill up on Tuesday or Wednesday if I'm going past, but otherwise I don't think what you save is worth the waste of time.

Can you send me only $6.00 per week please? A lump sum of $300.00 per year will also be acceptable, that allows a 2 week discount for payment in advance. :wink:

Hmmm ... if I indulge my impulse to retire young I may have to revise my habits/attitudes - perhaps my time will be worth less then. :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:58 pm

How much is petrol these days? (Fully serviced company car :lol: )
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:59 pm

johntheclaret wrote:Know how oyu feel JAS.

a)They spelt my name wrong on my card. So I told them, they said they would send a replacement.
Nothing came so I went into the branch and told them. They said they would send a replacement.
Nothing came. Then oneday I had to go into the bank because the ATM machine was broke. When I handed my card over to get the cash, guess what? "sorry Sir but your name on your card doesn't match your name on your account"
Yes, says I, I have told you about it before.
"OK we will let you use it this time but you can't use it again. You need a new card" :roll:
Finally got the new card, and low and behold, it has the same bloody spelling on it as the last one :roll:
goto a)


Me thinks we might use different banks :wink: Was all set for disappointment after reading of your experience. Went to nearest branch late Monday afternoon...explained to customer services girl...she types furiously on computer and tells me a new card will be sent on 25th. I have no choice but to take her word and leave expecting the worst. Bugger me :shock: a new card has just been delivered by the postie and it's now showing the correct details. My faith is restored (for now) in 'the sign of the black horse' :wink: :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby rogernumber10 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:59 pm

Talkback radio

Give me the strength to turn it off, not listen in (just in case) for any work issues, then get into argument with hosts / producers, and waste an hour with angst and mental energy when said hour would have been much better served listening to music.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:06 am

I understand some of your pain. I have the same problem with listening to the ABC...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:08 am

Dogwatcher wrote:I understand some of your pain. I have the same problem with listening to the ABC...


So I'm not the only one....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:37 pm

When you leave your phone in water and it dose not work and have wait until Sunday to get a new phone
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