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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:08 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:14 pm

people who have a lisp, and say sentences with lots of s's classic
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:05 pm

Gets me every time.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:22 pm

Im on a 3 day workshop at the moment, one fo the country chicks had a big night last night and was late for this mornings start, she apologised by saying the hotel hadnt changed the clock in her room from DSL time. Got most of us thinking and if that was the case she should have turned up to work an hour early not late!

Bad excuse...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mickey » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:31 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:11 pm

Today's (31 Oct '11) featured article on Wikipedia, and the predictable brouhaha which has erupted on the discussion page. Tho' it is a shame (but understandable) that they've removed the accompanying image.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:24 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:46 am

The fact my Dad rang Centrelink to see how much he can have in his bank account just in case he won X Lotto. A true pensioner now!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:14 am

Here's why I put five bucks on Sarah Jessica Parker to win the Melbourne Cup.

Filly's got form...

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:30 am

id rather bang the horse....


this morning at work one of the older guys parked his car under the carport, left it in drive turned it off and didnt put the hand brake on... the car rolled into one of the work semi's... gold!!

he just come back from 2 weeks holiday.... welcome back buddy!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Warrior » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:22 pm

Gotta laugh yesterday. As a lot of yesterday's crowd at Morphetville caught the tram down to the Bay to continue the festivities, one of the passengers on the tram didn't have a ticket. It was our old friend on TV for the GG Group. Well the tram was stopped and our man was kicked off due to being unfinancial. One quick passenger yelled out some advice "Gotta get a Ticket!" as he was given the boot.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:23 pm

Footy Warrior wrote:Gotta laugh yesterday. As a lot of yesterday's crowd at Morphetville caught the tram down to the Bay to continue the festivities, one of the passengers on the tram didn't have a ticket. It was our old friend on TV for the GG Group. Well the tram was stopped and our man was kicked off due to being unfinancial. One quick passenger yelled out some advice "Gotta get a Ticket!" as he was given the boot.


LMAO - I'm sure I'll bump into him soon enough at my local. I'll remind him of that. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby GWW » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:25 pm

Footy Warrior wrote:Gotta laugh yesterday. As a lot of yesterday's crowd at Morphetville caught the tram down to the Bay to continue the festivities, one of the passengers on the tram didn't have a ticket. It was our old friend on TV for the GG Group. Well the tram was stopped and our man was kicked off due to being unfinancial. One quick passenger yelled out some advice "Gotta get a Ticket!" as he was given the boot.


Did this particular person have a connection with an Eastern suburbs SANFL club in the 1980's?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Big Phil » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:27 pm

GWW wrote:
Footy Warrior wrote:Gotta laugh yesterday. As a lot of yesterday's crowd at Morphetville caught the tram down to the Bay to continue the festivities, one of the passengers on the tram didn't have a ticket. It was our old friend on TV for the GG Group. Well the tram was stopped and our man was kicked off due to being unfinancial. One quick passenger yelled out some advice "Gotta get a Ticket!" as he was given the boot.


Did this particular person have a connection with an Eastern suburbs SANFL club in the 1980's?


And does this person like to talk with his hands?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:00 pm

Big Phil wrote:
GWW wrote:
Did this particular person have a connection with an Eastern suburbs SANFL club in the 1980's?


And does this person like to talk with his hands?


And live at Norwood?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:25 pm

Justin Bieber...

http://www.pedestrian.tv/music/news/jus ... /57102.htm
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:42 pm


"many who believed Bieber was not yet at the age when he had functioning genitalia" =))
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:50 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:

"many who believed Bieber was not yet at the age when he had functioning genitalia" =))

I didn't think his nuts had dropped.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:50 am

18 year-old oxygen thief gets done for assaulting a transit officer.

Gets into a punch-up outside the court in broad daylight in full view of the cops.

After re-reading the article to make sure this was correct, I shook my head and had to laugh at this absolute grub's breathtaking stupidity...

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/declan-omullane-pleads-guilty-and-has-no-regrets-for-transit-officer-attack-in-manly/story-e6freuzi-1226184039587
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:29 am

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