Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:31 am

[quote="fisho mcspaz


Oooh...yes please. Tight naked, or saggy naked? How descriptive is it?

Ah, never mind, I guess Ill find out :D[/quote]

Well, I must say that I'd never quite thought about it in that context... BUT, my main character is a 14-year-old girl, so thus tight as a bloody, um, tight thing. Her mum is 28, same age as me, and very tall, fair, big-breasted, and uninhibited. They all were. They were indoctrinated into the Christian faith early on, but they only took certain elements out of it. They believed in sharing, and in loving one's neighbour, and in swearing marriage before a symbolic crucifix, but they had no inhibitions about nudity, particularly as adultery was almost unknown on the island. So pretty much the ladies could swing their tits as much as they pleased without consequence.[/quote][/quote]


does it have pictures?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:27 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:[quote="fisho mcspaz


Oooh...yes please. Tight naked, or saggy naked? How descriptive is it?

Ah, never mind, I guess Ill find out :D


Well, I must say that I'd never quite thought about it in that context... BUT, my main character is a 14-year-old girl, so thus tight as a bloody, um, tight thing. Her mum is 28, same age as me, and very tall, fair, big-breasted, and uninhibited. They all were. They were indoctrinated into the Christian faith early on, but they only took certain elements out of it. They believed in sharing, and in loving one's neighbour, and in swearing marriage before a symbolic crucifix, but they had no inhibitions about nudity, particularly as adultery was almost unknown on the island. So pretty much the ladies could swing their tits as much as they pleased without consequence.[/quote][/quote]


does it have pictures?[/quote]

Or 3D pop-up pictures?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:28 am

Any chance of it being made into a movie?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:37 am

This place has the feel of the nudist beach on Euro Trip
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:38 am

mickey wrote:Any chance of it being made into a movie?


If enough of you bastards buy the book then maybe it will ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:10 pm

Last night got my missus to order a pepperoni pizza. The guy told her they dont do pepperoni, and she'll have to add pepperoni to a supreme.

Apparently they dont do pepperoni pizzas. (Ive had them from there millions of times)

Cheese and pepperoni is too hard, so ended up with a supreme.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:14 pm

HH3 wrote:Last night got my missus to order a pepperoni pizza. The guy told her they dont do pepperoni, and she'll have to add pepperoni to a supreme.

Apparently they dont do pepperoni pizzas. (Ive had them from there millions of times)

Cheese and pepperoni is too hard, so ended up with a supreme.


Pepperoni pizza is the bomb. Especially form Lulu's.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Last night got my missus to order a pepperoni pizza. The guy told her they dont do pepperoni, and she'll have to add pepperoni to a supreme.

Apparently they dont do pepperoni pizzas. (Ive had them from there millions of times)

Cheese and pepperoni is too hard, so ended up with a supreme.


Pepperoni pizza is the bomb. Especially form Lulu's.

Agreed! .. unless you are worried about cholesterol levels lol, Lulu's box swims in oil after you've eaten the pizza lol.

Lulu's - Pepperoni Pizza and BBQ Chicken Wings :D :D Oh many a Friday night smashing them back with some nice cold ones lol.. prob why i'm the size of a house :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:14 pm

Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:20 pm

People who think Facebook is their personal blog and feel the need to tell me how cold they are in the morning, when they're going to sleep, what they're doing at lunch time, a picture of their frigging toast, how far they've ridden or walked, selfies and a million shares of craptacular quotes/funny pics.
Fair enough if you're doing something interesting such as going overseas and want to let people know where you are and safe, an amusing thing you see or you just met Gary Ablett or want to let people know what even you're going to so they might want to join you, even an update once or twice a week while being somewhere but ffs its not a diary for boring people.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gozu » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:23 pm

Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...


How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:10 am

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Agreed! .. unless you are worried about cholesterol levels lol, Lulu's box swims in oil after you've eaten the pizza lol.

Lulu's - Pepperoni Pizza and BBQ Chicken Wings :D :D Oh many a Friday night smashing them back with some nice cold ones lol.. prob why i'm the size of a house :lol:



It's my last weekend of living near Lulu's so I'll be having one last go at it, their yiros pizza is something special too.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:53 am

Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...

I'm a big fan for spicy and mexican is a regular.. the pizza shop on Montague Road Para Vista (Used to be Romans?) they do a pretty hot mexican and they do a ghost chilli pizza! :D


... nailed it 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:56 am

Phantom Gossiper wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...

I'm a big fan for spicy and mexican is a regular.. the pizza shop on Montague Road Para Vista (Used to be Romans?) they do a pretty hot mexican and they do a ghost chilli pizza! :D


... nailed it 8)


Is that in the little group of shops, just opposite/up from Australian Pizza House?
I haven't been there since it WAS Romans!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:04 am

Gozu wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
My only Mexican experience is with Pizza, Tortilla, and Enchilada. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:10 am

Psyber wrote:
Gozu wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
My only Mexican experience is with Pizza, Tortilla, and Enchilada. :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:21 am

HH3 wrote:
Psyber wrote:
Gozu wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...
How many Mexicans you had Psyb? ;)
My only Mexican experience is with Pizza, Tortilla, and Enchilada. :lol:


Taco?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:30 pm

Dissident wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:
Psyber wrote:Reading this I've just realised I haven't had any Pizza since 2008.
Now I have the urge to nick out and get one - I used to like Mexican...

I'm a big fan for spicy and mexican is a regular.. the pizza shop on Montague Road Para Vista (Used to be Romans?) they do a pretty hot mexican and they do a ghost chilli pizza! :D


... nailed it 8)


Is that in the little group of shops, just opposite/up from Australian Pizza House?
I haven't been there since it WAS Romans!

Yup... pretty much opposite Para Vista Primary.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Alaska » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:37 pm

A Pizza shop opposite a primary school!!!
That’s it I am writing to the Council and have it shut down!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dissident » Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:28 pm

Alaska wrote:A Pizza shop opposite a primary school!!!
That’s it I am writing to the Council and have it shut down!


If it were open school hours, you'd have a case :)
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