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Postby whufc » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:39 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:45 pm

Someone pissing all over the toilet and floor at work, and me being the first person to need a shit after it. So that means if I wanna sit down, I have to clean it. Filthy ****

*the blanked out word starts with c...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:23 pm

HH3 wrote:Someone pissing all over the toilet and floor at work, and me being the first person to need a shit after it. So that means if I wanna sit down, I have to clean it. Filthy ****

*the blanked out word starts with c...


Maybe shit all over the floor then? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:27 pm

heater31 wrote:
HH3 wrote:Someone pissing all over the toilet and floor at work, and me being the first person to need a shit after it. So that means if I wanna sit down, I have to clean it. Filthy ****

*the blanked out word starts with c...


Maybe shit all over the floor then? ;)


Not gonna lie, the thought crossed my mind...but then I realised Id probably be the one made to clean it up anyway.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gozu » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:22 pm

Some blokes are real animals, a mate of mine used to work at a small factory and when it would be his turn to clean the toilets on the day some of the guys there would go in and do reverse kangas.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:24 pm

Never know what you're walking into with a shared/public toilet.

No what idea what some people do in there.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:41 pm

Magpiespower wrote:Never know what you're walking into with a shared/public toilet.

No what idea what some people do in there.

Grots!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:44 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Never know what you're walking into with a shared/public toilet.

No what idea what some people do in there.

Grots!


I refuse to use public toilets. I can make myself wait until I get home.



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:52 pm

HH3 wrote:
heater31 wrote:
HH3 wrote:Someone pissing all over the toilet and floor at work, and me being the first person to need a shit after it. So that means if I wanna sit down, I have to clean it. Filthy ****

*the blanked out word starts with c...


Maybe shit all over the floor then? ;)


Not gonna lie, the thought crossed my mind...but then I realised Id probably be the one made to clean it up anyway.


They'd also just assume it was you who pissed on the floor too
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:54 pm

pafc1870 wrote:
They'd also just assume it was you who pissed on the floor too


I made sure everyone knew about it. We've already had an internal email go around about this very problem. I was flipping out. Too bad if the guy that did it was in the vicinity. He would've felt kinda bad about himself coz of the things i was saying :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:01 pm

Failed Creation wrote:I refuse to use public toilets. I can make myself wait until I get home.


Recently, I was busting so bad I that had to use the public toilets at Salisbury Interchange.

Busting so bad I wouldn't have made it to the pubs either side of the tracks.

Part of me regrets not just pissing my pants on the platform rather than use that cesspool...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:08 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:Never know what you're walking into with a shared/public toilet.

No what idea what some people do in there.

Grots!


I refuse to use public toilets. I can make myself wait until I get home.



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:10 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:I refuse to use public toilets. I can make myself wait until I get home.


Recently, I was busting so bad I that had to use the public toilets at Salisbury Interchange.

Busting so bad I wouldn't have made it to the pubs either side of the tracks.

Part of me regrets not just pissing my pants on the platform rather than use that cesspool...


I made that mistake as a teenager, and lost a good pair of Chucks because of it...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:45 pm

Black Outs. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:31 am

Telstra - keep f**king up and stuffing me around, every time i call i'm on the phone for best part of 3/4 hour at least and argue with the person at the other end about what account/number i'm talking about! :evil: they have NO F*CKING IDEA!! :evil: :evil:

Once i've sorted out my latest issue i'm jumping ship - any suggestions on phone companies?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gossipgirl » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:58 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Telstra - keep f**king up and stuffing me around, every time i call i'm on the phone for best part of 3/4 hour at least and argue with the person at the other end about what account/number i'm talking about! :evil: they have NO F*CKING IDEA!! :evil: :evil:

Once i've sorted out my latest issue i'm jumping ship - any suggestions on phone companies?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:09 pm

people who whisper stuff in your ear so close their nose is in your ear hole.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:18 pm

Johno6 wrote:people who whisper stuff in your ear so close their nose is in your ear hole.


Isn't that a variation of an eskimo kiss? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:24 pm

Johno6 wrote:people who whisper stuff in your ear so close their nose is in your ear hole.


its ok if they give the lobe a bit of a nibble...but thats just my view
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:24 pm

Johno6 wrote:people who whisper stuff in your ear so close their nose is in your ear hole.

You sure it's their nose?
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