Things that give you the sh1ts

Anything!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:54 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I hear ya, it took me YEARS to pay off HECS for a degree I didn't even finish :(

I'm still paying HECS off 13 years after I finished Uni and 7 years after I finished paying off my debt.

Guaranteed $5000 TAX return each year. Brilliant scheme.
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
User avatar
am Bays
Coach
 
 
Posts: 19730
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:04 pm
Location: The back bar at Lennies
Has liked: 182 times
Been liked: 2123 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:55 pm

How much do you have to earn before you have to pay off your HECS debt?
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
User avatar
Failed Creation
Coach
 
 
Posts: 21222
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:42 am
Location: Location, Location.
Has liked: 3310 times
Been liked: 615 times
Grassroots Team: Gawler Central

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:03 pm

am Bays wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I hear ya, it took me YEARS to pay off HECS for a degree I didn't even finish :(

I'm still paying HECS off 13 years after I finished Uni and 7 years after I finished paying off my debt.

Guaranteed $5000 TAX return each year. Brilliant scheme.


I do the same thing plus get an extra 5% tax taken out each pay... forced savings and then party time in July....
User avatar
Jase
League - Best 21
 
 
Posts: 2366
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:26 pm
Location: Valley Parade
Has liked: 1639 times
Been liked: 606 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:04 pm

am Bays wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:I hear ya, it took me YEARS to pay off HECS for a degree I didn't even finish :(

I'm still paying HECS off 13 years after I finished Uni and 7 years after I finished paying off my debt.

Guaranteed $5000 TAX return each year. Brilliant scheme.


how u do this?
User avatar
Q.
Coach
 
 
Posts: 22019
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:16 pm
Location: El Dorado
Has liked: 970 times
Been liked: 2397 times
Grassroots Team: Houghton Districts

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:09 pm

By ticking the "yes" box on my tax file form when I'm asked if I have a HELP/HECS debt. Given my salary I basically pay an extra $190 in tax.
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
User avatar
am Bays
Coach
 
 
Posts: 19730
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:04 pm
Location: The back bar at Lennies
Has liked: 182 times
Been liked: 2123 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby test » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:13 pm

Foxtel being down in the area until 7pm tomorrow night, missing AFL360, first time ever watching digital tv. How I met your mother has been on all night on various channels, and American shows about hillbillies hunting crocs or buying crap. Had to happen on a night when I had little to do..
test
League Bench Warmer
 
Posts: 1335
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:48 pm
Has liked: 143 times
Been liked: 31 times
Grassroots Team: Wallaroo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby test » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:14 pm

am Bays wrote:By ticking the "yes" box on my tax file form when I'm asked if I have a HELP/HECS debt. Given my salary I basically pay an extra $190 in tax.


Even though you don't have a HECS debt anymore you claim you do? Rolling the dice there....
test
League Bench Warmer
 
Posts: 1335
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:48 pm
Has liked: 143 times
Been liked: 31 times
Grassroots Team: Wallaroo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:13 am

Failed Creation wrote:How much do you have to earn before you have to pay off your HECS debt?


$49,095.

5 years out of uni and I've only paid twice on mine
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
User avatar
RustyCage
Moderator
 
 
Posts: 15304
Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:23 pm
Location: Adelaide
Has liked: 1269 times
Been liked: 938 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ron Burgundy » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:12 am

test wrote:
am Bays wrote:By ticking the "yes" box on my tax file form when I'm asked if I have a HELP/HECS debt. Given my salary I basically pay an extra $190 in tax.


Even though you don't have a HECS debt anymore you claim you do? Rolling the dice there....


It is merely telling the employer to take more tax out to allow for the HECS debt. No different to anyone asking their employer to take out extra tax. Always a nice bonus in the July though.

No dice being rolled really.
Ron Burgundy
League - Best 21
 
Posts: 1741
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 9:52 pm
Has liked: 174 times
Been liked: 137 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby test » Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:20 am

Ron Burgundy wrote:
test wrote:
am Bays wrote:By ticking the "yes" box on my tax file form when I'm asked if I have a HELP/HECS debt. Given my salary I basically pay an extra $190 in tax.


Even though you don't have a HECS debt anymore you claim you do? Rolling the dice there....


It is merely telling the employer to take more tax out to allow for the HECS debt. No different to anyone asking their employer to take out extra tax. Always a nice bonus in the July though.

No dice being rolled really.


Ah I get it, nice one!
test
League Bench Warmer
 
Posts: 1335
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:48 pm
Has liked: 143 times
Been liked: 31 times
Grassroots Team: Wallaroo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:16 pm

Power blackout with 12 minutes left in the State Of Origin decider :twisted:
July 11th 2012....
Brodlach wrote:Rory Laird might end up the best IMO, he is an absolute jet. He has been in great form at the Bloods



2024 Melbourne Cup Punting Challenge winner knocking off the Pirate King!
User avatar
Brodlach
Coach
 
 
Posts: 49856
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:18 pm
Location: Unley
Has liked: 72 times
Been liked: 4867 times
Grassroots Team: Colonel Light Gardens

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:21 pm

Brodlach wrote:Power blackout with 12 minutes left in the State Of Origin decider :twisted:


Close now.
Cannabis is safer than alcohol
User avatar
The Sleeping Giant
Coach
 
Posts: 13693
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:49 pm
Location: Not dying alone
Has liked: 69 times
Been liked: 193 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:22 pm

at your house or at the ground? :lol:
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
User avatar
Footy Chick
Moderator
 
 
Posts: 26903
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:44 pm
Location: anywhere I want to be...
Has liked: 1766 times
Been liked: 2190 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:37 pm

That stupid guck in streakin **** in the rugby.

Cost me a multi qld -4.5.

U **** wit mother ******
R.I.P Mum 28/02/12



Asterix Users - Squibs
User avatar
Johno6
Coach
 
Posts: 14684
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:37 am
Has liked: 344 times
Been liked: 604 times
Grassroots Team: Golden Grove

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:40 pm

LOL. That was gold.
Cannabis is safer than alcohol
User avatar
The Sleeping Giant
Coach
 
Posts: 13693
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:49 pm
Location: Not dying alone
Has liked: 69 times
Been liked: 193 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Interceptor » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:46 pm

Funny how the streaker made all the way to the centre of play then managed to trip.
Security and cops swarming around him while play continued around it all...
User avatar
Interceptor
League - Top 5
 
 
Posts: 2989
Joined: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London, UK
Has liked: 7 times
Been liked: 25 times

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:48 pm

Runs 90 meters like the flash.
Runs last 10 meters like Forrest Gump with his leg braces on.
R.I.P Mum 28/02/12



Asterix Users - Squibs
User avatar
Johno6
Coach
 
Posts: 14684
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:37 am
Has liked: 344 times
Been liked: 604 times
Grassroots Team: Golden Grove

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:03 pm

The heater in my office being ******...and the guy I share the office with having his windows wide **** open. Getting massive gusts of wind through and he wont listen to anyone when they say its **** freezing in here. Dickface
I TOLD YOU SO

2013/14 NFL Tipping Comp Champion
User avatar
HH3
Coach
 
Posts: 11643
Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:14 pm
Has liked: 3301 times
Been liked: 2433 times
Grassroots Team: North Haven

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:57 pm

Shannon Noll on the Radio Rentals ad!!

If I see Nollsy walking down the street I will roundhouse punch him in the d1ck!!
Hefty
League Bench Warmer
 
 
Posts: 1142
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:29 pm
Has liked: 133 times
Been liked: 110 times
Grassroots Team: Golden Grove

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:08 pm

Hefty wrote:Shannon Noll on the Radio Rentals ad!!

If I see Nollsy walking down the street I will roundhouse punch him in the d1ck!!



and if I see your 2nd cousin in the street I'll do the same ;) 8)
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
User avatar
Footy Chick
Moderator
 
 
Posts: 26903
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:44 pm
Location: anywhere I want to be...
Has liked: 1766 times
Been liked: 2190 times

PreviousNext

Board index   General Talk  General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

Around the place

Competitions   SANFL Official Site | Country Footy SA | Southern Football League | VFL Footy
Club Forums   Snouts Louts | The Roost | Redlegs Forum |