Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:39 pm

Spargo wrote:
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Failed Creation wrote:It must be serious if you can't finish a beer. I hope you recover quickly.

Cheers mate, it felt like my stomach was twisted, hopefully I can go redeem my two leftovers tonight, I'm tempted to order a big greasy hamburger.

It's never a bad time for a hamburger!

........ or beer.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:42 pm

Booney wrote:Yep, it's so much more than a breakfast drink.


I used to have a hat that said pretty much the same thing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:32 pm

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HH3 wrote:Being the only bidder on something I want on eBay for 9 ******* days, and then some spud starts driving the price up with 5 hours to go.

**** wit


Snipers who outbid you when there's only 1 or 2 seconds left. :evil:


Pretty sure the person bidding against me and the person selling it were the same person.

The other bidders history is weird. He only bids once or twice on things, always the same sort of things the seller sells, and has ZERO feedback. So that leads me to believe that hes never bought anything.

Jacked the price up $6 but I still got it. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:38 pm

Pretty certain there's rules against that :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hazbeen » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:49 am

Overseas telemarketers that ring non stop when i'm trying to sleep during the day, or at anytime.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby nwdfanparade » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:24 am

Hazbeen wrote:Overseas telemarketers that ring non stop when i'm trying to sleep during the day, or at anytime.


I have a screen phone and subscribe to caller id, $6 a month. If the phone rings and I don't recognise the number or if it comes up as private number or overseas (getting regular calls with the on the screen) I ignore the call. If someone I know leaves a message on the answering machine, then I return their call. Most often the nuisance calls just hang up when it reverts to the answering machine. Doesn't stop all the nuisance calls, but discourages them. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:47 am

Hazbeen wrote:Overseas telemarketers that ring non stop when i'm trying to sleep during the day, or at anytime.


Hazbeen, you can put your number on the "Do Not Call' Register.

www.donotcall.gov.au
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:49 am

Australians who say they hate the cricket. You don't have to love it but saying you hate the cricket is Un-Australian and it gives me the shits
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:01 pm

wristwatcher wrote:Australians who say they hate the cricket. You don't have to love it but saying you hate the cricket is Un-Australian and it gives me the shits


I know I said this statement a couple of days ago, but those are the most accurate words ever spoken.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby nwdfanparade » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:22 pm

Hefty wrote:
Hazbeen wrote:Overseas telemarketers that ring non stop when i'm trying to sleep during the day, or at anytime.


Hazbeen, you can put your number on the "Do Not Call' Register.

http://www.donotcall.gov.au


I've registered my phone number on the donotcall register but still get phone calls that hung up when it goes to the answering machine. Stops a lot but not all. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby GWW » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:39 pm

I'm on the DO NOT CALL register, but get calls from the people claiming they are from Microsoft, and they want to fix my computer.

As a result, for most of the time these days, I unplug my landline, as all the people who would want to contact me, would do so via my mobile number.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:47 pm

dont no call registers are for legit companies. This DOES NOT include scam calls or people trying to "help you with a virus" from microsoft.

Just something you need to put up with. If its "such and such trying to seel you something" , then, this is the do not call register
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Smashed Crab » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:55 pm

Split my last pair of work jeans today. Stuck miles away from civilisation, or a shop. FML!! Going to be cold rocking up in shorts for the next week.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:29 pm

get a new, private number. no more calls. we have had a private number since we got our house 6 years ago, and to my knowledge we have never had a nuisance call, legit sales or scams.

best bit is if you dont give it to annoying rellies they cant look you up ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:38 pm

Just don't have a home phone, heaps easier ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:41 pm

agreed, I've never had one, not even when I worked at Telstra! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:12 pm

i did, but it was always connected to my internet, never a phone on the end of it
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:34 pm

Footy Chick wrote:agreed, I've never had one, not even when I worked at Telstra! :lol:


Since I moved out of home, I've never had an interest in having a home phone.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:50 pm

Fred gives me the shits. I can't see how anyone in any age group could like what this arsehat does.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:56 pm

Failed Creation wrote:Fred gives me the shits. I can't see how anyone in any age group could like what this arsehat does.


A bit harsh, he's harmless.

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