Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:14 am

I'm still laughing that I'm not a DH ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

I’m only the administrator of the estate of dedja
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:13 am

My year 12 English teacher used to call one of these --> * an asterix.

I made some comment about them fighting roman legionaries. Then, after she looked blankly at me, I had to explain myself.

The effing bitch marked me lower for the rest of the year because of that, I swear....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:30 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:40 am

Brisbane traffic!! Especially the gateway motorway/pacific motorway merge through to springwood. 7 lane merge into 3 with roadworks going on. pain in the arse. everyday I use this section and its the worst bottle neck in australia
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:05 am

Bully wrote:Brisbane traffic!! Especially the gateway motorway/pacific motorway merge through to springwood. 7 lane merge into 3 with roadworks going on. pain in the arse. everyday I use this section and its the worst bottle neck in australia
I drove through Brisbane from north to south heading for a Motel in Highgate Hill in 2010.
It was Hell, and seemed to be designed to force all traffic into Tollways, which I was trying to avoid on principle.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:48 pm

Celtic Thunder.

Mum has been blasting that s#!t all morning.

Top o' the mornin' my ass!
Everyone can eat s#!t! A big bag of s#!t! I'm the greatest man in the world!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tigermad » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:05 pm

The Glenelg football cub !!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby prowling panther » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:49 am

You are not alone....

Every poster on here agrees with you....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:12 am

Leading some good ($) footy tipping comps, and playing it "safe" this weekend with all the favourites. Should have just taken who I thought would win. Welcome to chokesville!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ian » Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:37 pm

James Ralston :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:50 pm

I can't stand it when people add the suffix 'gate' to a scandal, like Tippettgate, Sirengate and Tigergate. Find a more creative suffix, damn you!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:59 pm

Teenagers. F*** I'm deadset certain I wasn't that annoying back in my day.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:01 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Teenagers. F*** I'm deadset certain I wasn't that annoying back in my day.


We probably were, but we'd never admit it...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:03 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:Teenagers. F*** I'm deadset certain I wasn't that annoying back in my day.


We probably were, but we'd never admit it...

I will I was annoying as hell as a teenager
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:04 pm

Strawb wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:Teenagers. F*** I'm deadset certain I wasn't that annoying back in my day.


We probably were, but we'd never admit it...

I will I was annoying as hell as a teenager


So was I. I was an angry young bastard, who hated everyone and everything.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:06 pm

Other things currently giving me the s***s (I'm PMSing hardcore so I am very angry right now):

My cats not cleaning their bottoms properly
Mr McSpaz raising his eyebrows at me whenever I say something exaggerated or just plain stupid (he should know to just let it go for now and call me out on it when I'm in a more normal frame of mind!)
People on FB getting upset when I don't message them back. Go outside and do something in the real world! Dickheads!
The fact that there is no alcohol in the house right now
Popcorn getting stuck between your teeth
The characters in Twilight, especially Bella. F*** ME DEAD.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:11 pm

I've said it before, and I'll say it again (sorry guys!), but selfies give me the shits. It's the ultimate sign of vanity.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:32 pm

Ive gotta say, I enjoy Fishos selfie attempts
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:18 am

Failed Creation wrote:
Strawb wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:Teenagers. F*** I'm deadset certain I wasn't that annoying back in my day.


We probably were, but we'd never admit it...

I will I was annoying as hell as a teenager


So was I. I was an angry young bastard, who hated everyone and everything.


I'm a grumpy old bastard who hates everyone and everything. Nice to know that age hasn't changed me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:19 am

fisho mcspaz wrote:Other things currently giving me the s***s (I'm PMSing hardcore so I am very angry right now):

My cats not cleaning their bottoms properly


On the plus side, you can let them lick your face...
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