Things that give you the sh1ts

[Johno6]

combination of giving me the shits, I don't understand why and I need to know.

my **** short cuts keep disappearing from my desktop on my work pc.

and the it guy has no idea.

his way to fix it was
"I put a short cut on your desk top, see if it disappears..."

he is so **** useless.

[smac]

If you find a solution, let me know. My PA complains of this weekly, sick of listening to it.

[HH3]

If you find a solution, let me know. My PA complains of this weekly, sick of listening to it.

OOooo PA... la di da

Wish I had a damn PA

[smac]

It's good, I won't deny it.

[fisho mcspaz]

Even more annoying when you are going to use the self serve checkouts and someone with there 3 trolley loads has her trolleys blocking 3 self serve checkouts and yells at you when you move it to use a checkout

Oh yeah, I bloody hate that.

[fisho mcspaz]

Something else that gives me the shits - Mr McSpaz just informed me that for the past few years I've been 'trying to reclaim some lost teenager-hood' and he doesn't like what it's turned me into. OK. 1) Why are you saying this now? Why not 'a few years ago' when it allegedly began? 2) Is my teenager self that hideous? No wonder my dad used to punch me. 3) If, as you say, I am reclaiming a lost teenager-hood, I don't apologise for that. I had a hell of an adolescence and I've spent the majority of my life living in fear - sounds like crap I know, with all the flippant bulls*** I come out with, but it's true enough - so I'll take my happiness where I can, thank you very much!

(I hope very much that we can sort this rubbish out, as we have two beautiful boys and to break the family apart would break us all, but jeez sometimes I'd just like to give him a good kick in the balls to put it all in perspective.)

[Footy Chick]

What shits me today, is that 7mate has advertised tonight's episode of American Pickers as a new episode - but it isn't

[Johno6]

"Daaad, the cars bwoken"

**** hate this ad.

[Footy Chick]

"Daaad, the cars bwoken"

**** hate this ad.

Really? I think it's hilarious

[heater31]

The sun rise in the UK summer. No bastard can get any sleep here

[woodublieve12]

having to wear a port scarfe at work cause i lost a bet!!!

[Bully]

reports say the driver who caused the accident at gilberton yesterday outside the buckingham arms hotel was seen only 30 minutes before drinking at the walkerville tavern.

[Hefty]

reports say the driver who caused the accident at gilberton yesterday outside the buckingham arms hotel was seen only 30 minutes before drinking at the walkerville tavern.

Didn't the driver of the vehicle that caused the accident have a heart attack??

[Bully]

reports say the driver who caused the accident at gilberton yesterday outside the buckingham arms hotel was seen only 30 minutes before drinking at the walkerville tavern.

Didn't the driver of the vehicle that caused the accident have a heart attack??

no idea just read it that the driver was seen at the walkerville tavern, may have been he was slumped at the wheel, having the heart attack or early stages of one, and people driving past thought he was drunk. Just what i have read and heard.

[woodublieve12]

reports say the driver who caused the accident at gilberton yesterday outside the buckingham arms hotel was seen only 30 minutes before drinking at the walkerville tavern.

Didn't the driver of the vehicle that caused the accident have a heart attack??

i heard that too... i reckon that is the truth.

[The Ash Man]

reports say the driver who caused the accident at gilberton yesterday outside the buckingham arms hotel was seen only 30 minutes before drinking at the walkerville tavern.

Didn't the driver of the vehicle that caused the accident have a heart attack??

i heard that too... i reckon that is the truth.

Where is the Walkerville Tavern?

[Hefty]

reports say the driver who caused the accident at gilberton yesterday outside the buckingham arms hotel was seen only 30 minutes before drinking at the walkerville tavern.

Didn't the driver of the vehicle that caused the accident have a heart attack??

i heard that too... i reckon that is the truth.

Where is the Walkerville Tavern?

Walkerville

[Dissident]

s'either the Walkers Arms or the Sussex I would guess?

[Psyber]

If you find a solution, let me know. My PA complains of this weekly, sick of listening to it.

There is a setting somewhere in the Control Panel options where you can untick a ticked by default "Clean up unused desktop icons" setting.
I can never find it and have to search for it in "help" each time.
And I suspect some OS updates reselect it for you - at least in XP.

[Ian]

Incorrect use of basic words in the English language

thEn does not mean the same as thAn, they are very different, and there are dozens more examples of words used incorrectly which then changes the whole meaning of what someone is trying to say