Things that make you laugh

[CENTURION]

that should be posted under the "things that make you cringe" forum.

[The Dark Knight]

The various Reality shows on MTV, absolute garbage, what a f**cking joke.

[brod]

Certain cricket captains not be able to train cos they are going to John Farham

[mighty_tiger_79]

Michael Clarke

[Magpiespower]

The angry hairdresser going mental at builders working on the exterior of his salon who disturbed the four o'clock appointment...

[Johno6]

pINEAPPLE eXPRESS

[mickey]

pINEAPPLE eXPRESS

Caps lock stuck on by any chance ??

[Q.]

pINEAPPLE eXPRESS

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mother******!

[Johno6]

haha Mickey, do it all the time coz of program at work.


Quichey - then he blows half his foot off with the shottie.
gold!

couple lines i like

Angie Anderson: **** you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!


Red: Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?
Dale Denton: I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.
Red: You don't seem chill.
Dale Denton: I'm more chill than you.
Red: You're more chill than me?
Dale Denton: Yeah.
Red: Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?
Dale Denton: A suit.
Red: Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
Dale Denton: Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.
Red: Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend.




Dale Denton: [while hiding in the woods, on the run from Ted's henchmen] Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Dale Denton: I'm just - I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.

[Brucetiki]

The girl who lost their passport on The Amazing Race at a servo, and someone just happens to hand it in at LAX!

[Brodlach]

The girl who lost their passport on The Amazing Race at a servo, and someone just happens to hand it in at LAX!

Lucky the cameraman is a honest person

[Brucetiki]

The kind person (whom I suspect resides on these forums) who left a few little...presents...on my desk this morning...

Lets just say it'll come in handy for toilet paper

[Footy Chick]

It wasnt me! I walked through the doors with you!

[valleys07]

The kind person (whom I suspect resides on these forums) who left a few little...presents...on my desk this morning...

Lets just say it'll come in handy for toilet paper

Innocent!!!

[Magpiespower]

Buck's weekends.

So wrong.

And yet so funny.

[dedja]

That 'gay marriage' will incite 'the end of the world as we know it' according to the bible belt.

Well David d'Lima and Roslyn Phillips, I don't give a puck about your Festival of Light, or whatever name you call yourselves today.

[Lightning McQueen]

Having a trip down memory lane through the "teenage crushes" thread, very funny.

[Dog_ger]

A safooty.net choir....

Anyone interested.

Practice on sundays probably respectable, like on the torrens somewhere in adelaide...?

We are only here once, lets have some fun....

[JK]

http://www.jokeroo.com/user-content/vid ... clist.html

[mighty_tiger_79]

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/banzai/run/f ... ching-bus/