Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:35 pm

Only in car parks.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:53 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Don't blame 4wds. Most people can't drive anything.
I can't drive anything else!
Both my cars are 4WDs, even if one is sports coupé from 1995.
(OK, in truth, I can drive anything I can get hold of I guess - but that and my new Vitara are the only ones I have the keys for.)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:39 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:I don't think middle aged women driving 4wds are a major problem on the roads, do you?


Most women in most cars in general are a problem
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:47 am

Waiting all last week for some jim jams I bought on ebay to arrive. Got to work this morning to see a package on my desk. Get all excited about how nice and cozy Im gonna be tonight and BOOM!!! 2 sizes too big....stupid ****. It even has the right size on the invoice that came with them...

Better get a free pair. Ill pop into my mums place and get her to alter these ones :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:00 am

People in the workplace with the inability to change the toilet paper roll after they have used it all.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:02 am

helicopterking wrote:People in the workplace with the inability to change the toilet paper roll after they have used it all.

agreed... How bloody hard is it!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:11 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:People in the workplace with the inability to change the toilet paper roll after they have used it all.

agreed... How bloody hard is it!!!


I work in an office with people who I think would be able to maintain a toilet.

it is like if their wives/mums aren't here they cant even wipes their own arses.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:20 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:People in the workplace with the inability to change the toilet paper roll after they have used it all.

agreed... How bloody hard is it!!!

Take your own, I never go anywhere without a roll of sorbent double ply.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:26 am

Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:People in the workplace with the inability to change the toilet paper roll after they have used it all.

agreed... How bloody hard is it!!!

Take your own, I never go anywhere without a roll of sorbent double ply.


not sure why, but that comment made me think of this guy...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:42 am

Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:People in the workplace with the inability to change the toilet paper roll after they have used it all.

agreed... How bloody hard is it!!!

Take your own, I never go anywhere without a roll of sorbent double ply.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:35 am

helicopterking wrote:There is no shortage of toilet paper, just a refusal to replace it


Our place brought fancy new shaped thrones where the water just wont line up from the dropping point without altering where you take your set shot from.
Not a major problem but there's nothing worse that the pig before you not cleaning their mess, I've turned into Finch now and then send e-mails out to all the males at work trying to weed out the animal.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:44 am

Christopher Pyne! a real class act :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gossipgirl » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:21 pm

shoe boy wrote:Christopher Pyne! a real class act :lol:


agreed but people still vote for him !!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:31 pm

The tv ad for gumtree, where she sells all the guys stuff that he didnt want to get rid of, and then demands all the money. What a bitch
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:33 pm

pafc1870 wrote:The tv ad for gumtree, where she sells all the guys stuff that he didnt want to get rid of, and then demands all the money. What a bitch


Pretty sure thats theft
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:38 pm

It would be a relationship ender too!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:49 pm

pafc1870 wrote:The tv ad for gumtree, where she sells all the guys stuff that he didnt want to get rid of, and then demands all the money. What a bitch


My wife changes the channel when that ad comes on, because I bitch about it all the time...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:07 pm

I know I've probably mentioned this before, but my mate's missus is always posting selfies on Facebook... Is she in love with herself that much?

Maybe I should delete her off my account, because she doesn't like me anyway. I have a feeling she's also the reason I'm not invited to my mate's wedding. Oh well, I wasn't going to go anyway. It's during footy season.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:24 pm

Failed Creation wrote:I know I've probably mentioned this before, but my mate's missus is always posting selfies on Facebook... Is she in love with herself that much?

Maybe I should delete her off my account, because she doesn't like me anyway. I have a feeling she's also the reason I'm not invited to my mate's wedding. Oh well, I wasn't going to go anyway. It's during footy season.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:27 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:I know I've probably mentioned this before, but my mate's missus is always posting selfies on Facebook... Is she in love with herself that much?

Maybe I should delete her off my account, because she doesn't like me anyway. I have a feeling she's also the reason I'm not invited to my mate's wedding. Oh well, I wasn't going to go anyway. It's during footy season.


If she doesn't like you anyway, start posting things like "We know what you look like".


Hahaha, good call. She's also the type that has to let the world know every little detail about what her or her kid are doing...
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