Things that give you the sh1ts

[Rik E Boy]

Islam, religion of peace my arse.

Take a look at Christianity over the last 2,000 years, hardly peaceful. If Australia was run by Extremist Fundamentalist Christians would Australia be peaceful? Sure the Koran can be misinterpreted but how about the Bible? Take a look at the way Fundamental Christians and Fundamental Jewish people interpret the O.T. There's a lot of violence in the O.T. to interpret the way people want. The Crusading knights used the Bible to justify killing Jews, Christians and Moslems. Christians have used the Bible to justify violence, prejudice and hated over the last 2,000. Why judge Islam over 1 idiot's behaviour?

They can all **** off.

regards,

REB

[HH3]

Heres a couple of verses from the Bible I live my life by.

*actually real verses believe it or not

2 Kings 18:27

“But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?”

Ezekiel 16:17

“You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.”

Deuteronomy 23:1

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Ezekial 23:19-20

Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

[Squids]

New Testament is where its at.

[woodublieve12]

"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass."


Hell Yeah!!!!

[OnSong]

"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass."


Hell Yeah!!!!

Classic

[Hefty]

People that bring babies into the office.

I do not care how many bodily functions a day your Ewok-hybrid child has!!

[HH3]

People that bring babies into the office.

I do not care how many bodily functions a day your Ewok-hybrid child has!!

Chance of breastfeeding doesnt sway your opinion at all?

[Johno6]

if they have kids = they put out

[wristwatcher]

People that bring babies into the office.

I do not care how many bodily functions a day your Ewok-hybrid child has!!

An what happens to these people and the groups that surround their unique phenomenons. Its as if they are infected with criptonite for spastics

We get more than one of these a week. I walked past a group of ooh ooh ah ah,s the other day and in a deep manly voice said... "nice baby" and kept walking. Youd swear i said that i started Ash Wednesdays fires. I did not recieve the memo that the social vernacular is to disturb the entire building with loud innapropriate gushing. Why should he/she be able to cry, scream, piss, fart, shit and lay down on the job when i cant whilst preventing everyone from effectively performing their tasks....rant over

[Mythical Creature]

Makes me laugh reading this. Just got back to my desk after my 16 month old running a muck through the office.

[Hefty]

People that bring babies into the office.

I do not care how many bodily functions a day your Ewok-hybrid child has!!

An what happens to these people and the groups that surround their unique phenomenons. Its as if they are infected with criptonite for spastics

We get more than one of these a week. I walked past a group of ooh ooh ah ah,s the other day and in a deep manly voice said... "nice baby" and kept walking. Youd swear i said that i started Ash Wednesdays fires. I did not recieve the memo that the social vernacular is to disturb the entire building with loud innapropriate gushing. Why should he/she be able to cry, scream, piss, fart, shit and lay down on the job when i cant whilst preventing everyone from effectively performing their tasks....rant over

If I hear another "gogo, gaga" I'm going to go postal!!!

[Hefty]

Makes me laugh reading this. Just got back to my desk after my 16 month old running a muck through the office.

U don't work at SA Tourism do you MC??

[am Bays]

An what happens to these people and the groups that surround their unique phenomenons. Its as if they are infected with criptonite for spastics

We get more than one of these a week. I walked past a group of ooh ooh ah ah,s the other day and in a deep manly voice said... "nice baby" and kept walking. Youd swear i said that i started Ash Wednesdays fires. I did not recieve the memo that the social vernacular is to disturb the entire building with loud innapropriate gushing. Why should he/she be able to cry, scream, piss, fart, shit and lay down on the job when i cant whilst preventing everyone from effectively performing their tasks....rant over

If I hear another "gogo, gaga" I'm going to go postal!!!

Be nice to that kid, their taxes are going to be paying for your tube feeds and for some 50-60 year old biddy to wipe your arse when you are in a nursing home....

[Q.]

That Ezekial brah was a hornbag.

[Strawb]

"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass."


Hell Yeah!!!!

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[Mythical Creature]

Makes me laugh reading this. Just got back to my desk after my 16 month old running a muck through the office.

U don't work at SA Tourism do you MC??

Na mate.

Wear the Fox Hat!

[Squids]

Australia Post

[Spargo]

Australia Post

Go on....

[Strawb]

Australia Post

Go on....

Postage overseas is a f*****G rip off 66 bucks for a hockey Jersey to Canada

[Squids]

Australia Post

Go on....

Instead of walking maybe 5 metres and knocking on the door, they decide to leave a parcel on top of my frigging letterbox..free for anyone that drives or walks past to take. I have a sticker on my letterbox saying 'no safe drop'. ******* useless duds.