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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon May 20, 2013 10:41 pm

HH3 wrote:My missus's cat taking a dump after she goes to bed, so I have 2 options.

1) Get close enough to clean the litter tray and most likely vomit

2) stay in the loungeroom and pretend I dont smell it for the next 4 hours...

Im picking the 2nd option, and hoping the stank dies down as the night goes on...

:lol:

I look forward to reading if the 2nd option works because the smell of cat shit seems to linger around for ages.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon May 20, 2013 10:43 pm

Just get more kitty litter and cover it and HARDEN UP while you're at it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon May 20, 2013 10:44 pm

Kick the cat in the guts.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Mon May 20, 2013 11:29 pm

**** lol
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon May 20, 2013 11:33 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 21, 2013 9:42 am

Its ok guys. I got through the ordeal.

And took great pleasure in sniffing twice, screwing up my face and asking her if she smelt something this morning :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby hawkseye » Tue May 21, 2013 10:36 am

Not being 30 seconds earlier witnessing a bag snatch. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed May 22, 2013 7:02 am

Training a new staff member, and finishing our work in half the time ... We've been twiddling our thumbs for the last 3 hours.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed May 22, 2013 9:45 am

Failed Creation wrote:Training a new staff member, and finishing our work in half the time ... We've been twiddling our thumbs for the last 3 hours.


You need a desk job. Once Im ahead of my work I can just peruse the inter-ma-net.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed May 22, 2013 9:48 am

What gives me the shits is only ever having days off because I have shit to do.

For example, my last day off I was running around juggling two cars so one could get fixed before it died.

Today its a house inspection.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed May 22, 2013 10:08 am

HH3 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Training a new staff member, and finishing our work in half the time ... We've been twiddling our thumbs for the last 3 hours.


You need a desk job. Once Im ahead of my work I can just peruse the inter-ma-net.


I need skills to get a desk job. Hence why I work in a convenience store.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Wed May 22, 2013 11:52 am

Man flu with no sick pay :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed May 22, 2013 12:40 pm

HH3 wrote:What gives me the shits is only ever having days off because I have shit to do.

For example, my last day off I was running around juggling two cars so one could get fixed before it died.

Today its a house inspection.


Do you use annual leave?

I use TOIL for that kind of shit.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Wed May 22, 2013 3:34 pm

holbrooks road
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Wed May 22, 2013 5:00 pm

Squids wrote:holbrooks road


Agreed ! What a complete balls up!!!! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed May 22, 2013 5:02 pm

Yep, it's a nightmare around there during peak travel times.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed May 22, 2013 5:05 pm

southee wrote:
Squids wrote:holbrooks road


Agreed ! What a complete balls up!!!! :evil:



Could have been worse if they decided to dig up the whole 115 year old water main replacing it with new one and could have also easily taken it through the Holbrooks/Henley Beach intersection......

Short term pain for long term gain like the next 100 years!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu May 23, 2013 12:02 pm

Islam, religion of peace my arse.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Thu May 23, 2013 12:20 pm

Squids wrote:Islam, religion of peace my arse.


extremists gonna extreme
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Thu May 23, 2013 12:23 pm

Q. wrote:
Squids wrote:Islam, religion of peace my arse.

extremists gonna extreme

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