Things that give you the sh1ts

[smac]

Housewives complaining about their dirty sheets...

[JAS]

Bus driver's who think because they have a sticker on back of bus that they only have to indicate once before pulling back onto road.
Almost got T-boned tonight because over took bus and tried to get into my driveway when bus took off.

Mate great to see you bring this up.I drive a rubbish truck for a living and while i know that some of us can be a bit rude on the roads i think bus drivers are just plain dangerous.They seem to think that they can do what ever they like on the road and just cut you of and go on their merry way.I know that the stick says that they have right of way but does this mean they can do anything on the road ? Some one will get badly hurt one day from this.

Ain't only Adelaide either...my mate got cut up by a bus yesterday driving us into town (thank god for decent braking systems) and on the way home another started pulling away from a stop while we were along side but thankfully spotted us and chanaged his mind

In fairness, as someone who doesn't drive and relies on buses a lot, I have to say there are some very good bus drivers out there...unfortunately they are a very rare breed.

Could add to passengers who can't wait a few seconds for a bus to pull out and clear away before trying to cross the road. Saw one of those yesterday too. Old bat was no more than a metre from the back of the bus so on-coming cars had no hope of seeing her...nothing in her life could be so important that she couldn't wait a few more seconds. My sympathy was with the poor sod that she suddenly stepped out in front of...another cheer for good brakes...hope she learnt her lesson

Regards
JAS

[Booney]

Housewives complaining about their dirty sheets...

This is a problem for them no doubt.Dont get me wrong,Im happy to help getting them in that state anytime.

[smac]

Housewives complaining about their dirty sheets...

This is a problem for them no doubt.Dont get me wrong,Im happy to help getting them in that state anytime.

I was poking fun at Jabber and his earlier complaint. I think he's the only housewife we have on board around here.

But I get your drift...

[johntheclaret]

Bus driver's who think because they have a sticker on back of bus that they only have to indicate once before pulling back onto road.
Almost got T-boned tonight because over took bus and tried to get into my driveway when bus took off.

Mate great to see you bring this up.I drive a rubbish truck for a living and while i know that some of us can be a bit rude on the roads i think bus drivers are just plain dangerous.They seem to think that they can do what ever they like on the road and just cut you of and go on their merry way.I know that the stick says that they have right of way but does this mean they can do anything on the road ? Some one will get badly hurt one day from this.

Ain't only Adelaide either...my mate got cut up by a bus yesterday driving us into town (thank god for decent braking systems) and on the way home another started pulling away from a stop while we were along side but thankfully spotted us and chanaged his mind

In fairness, as someone who doesn't drive and relies on buses a lot, I have to say there are some very good bus drivers out there...unfortunately they are a very rare breed.

Could add to passengers who can't wait a few seconds for a bus to pull out and clear away before trying to cross the road. Saw one of those yesterday too. Old bat was no more than a metre from the back of the bus so on-coming cars had no hope of seeing her...nothing in her life could be so important that she couldn't wait a few more seconds. My sympathy was with the poor sod that she suddenly stepped out in front of...another cheer for good brakes...hope she learnt her lesson

Regards
JAS

She'd be rushing to the chippy for a fried mars bar JAS

[Dirko]

Housewives complaining about their dirty sheets...

This is a problem for them no doubt.Dont get me wrong,Im happy to help getting them in that state anytime.

, Struth...see what you've started Smaccer...

mental note to self...Keep Booney away from my sheets...

[Dogwatcher]

Housewives complaining about their dirty sheets...

You shouldn't sh*t the bed mate!

[smac]

Housewives complaining about their dirty sheets...

You shouldn't sh*t the bed mate!

Half time, change sides...

[Dogwatcher]

How RUDE

[JK]

Didn't even blow the whistle.

[smac]

Resisting temptation to reply to that CP!

[locky801]

Just for a change nothing gave me the sh**s today

[redden whites]

Nothing giving Locky the shits makes poor reading........that shits me

[smac]

Then go drive through his front wall, that 5hits him off for a few weeks.

[Dogwatcher]

Yeah - can't say anything sh*t me off yesterday either.
Was a lovely drive to Murray Bridge, then back to the Karoonda Farm Fair, where I watched SS make a fool of himself chasing sheep around plus knocked back a few beers.
The drive home saw a box of beers opened as well. Nice hour long drive back to home.
Then I spent time laughing at SS again as we took part in a Grape Stomp competition.
Great day!
Thanks for the laughs SS.

[Footy Chick]

Yeah - can't say anything sh*t me off yesterday either.
Was a lovely drive to Murray Bridge, then back to the Karoonda Farm Fair, where I watched SS make a fool of himself chasing sheep around plus knocked back a few beers.
The drive home saw a box of beers opened as well. Nice hour long drive back to home.
Then I spent time laughing at SS again as we took part in a Grape Stomp competition.
Great day!
Thanks for the laughs SS.

Photos?

[Dogwatcher]

Funnily enough, yes.
I don't have the camera though.

Funny as F though.

[JK]

I have some grape stomping photo's I could lend you but they are perhaps a little inappropriate to post here ... That and the fact the stompers don't resemble either yourself or SS

[Dirko]

Went to Hungry Jacks for a kids Birthday party, and thought I'd better get something to eat..

1 Whopper thanks...ummm sorry we aren't selling the Whopper !

WTF is this a joke as I look for the hidden camera ! Nope...

Apparently the burger meat didn't get tested or something so, maybe a few people with the 5hits
today after eating one !!

Had a double bacon cheeseburger deluxe for the first time in 10 years...good !!

[Dogwatcher]

I'm just curious about which part gave you the shits Jabber...

Was it:

A) Going to HJs
B) The fact there were no Whoppers because they were looking after your health
C) The fact you had to have another burger, which you seemed to like....

Well, which is it mate?????