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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon May 06, 2013 5:06 pm

Squids wrote:2 weeks off school, was wicked.


Bet the scabs were not....;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon May 06, 2013 5:16 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon May 06, 2013 5:18 pm

I got chicken pox when I was 29 - Australia Day to be precise.

ALthough, I didn't realise what it was at the time because I only had one blister on my nose - so I went to the cricket. Had 1 drink and was completely buggered by the 2nd over (after being there all morning to get a good spot on the hill and the 40c weather didn't help)

Next day - COVERED. Waiting at door when doctor opened. Doctor didn't even let me in the door. Goes away, writes me a sick note for 10 days and slips it under the door. Said it was the worst case he's ever seen :lol:

Pretty proud I didn't scratch myself to death and have very few pock marks to show for my efforts 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Mon May 06, 2013 5:32 pm

In got mine in summer when I was 17 waiting for my year twelve results... lets just say the Chicken Pox weren't the worst thing to happen that week...

I scratched myself stupid and am covered in scars....

Idiot...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon May 06, 2013 8:59 pm

TV its shit.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon May 06, 2013 9:00 pm

Squids wrote:TV its shit.


I used to think that way, but the wife talked me into getting Foxtel. It was the best idea she's ever had.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon May 06, 2013 9:07 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Squids wrote:TV its shit.


I used to think that way, but the wife talked me into getting Foxtel. It was the best idea she's ever had.



I'm sure she had to really twist your arm... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon May 06, 2013 9:09 pm

If its not footy is carp.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby kickinit » Mon May 06, 2013 9:11 pm

Squids wrote:If its not footy is carp.


thats why you get fox fox footy. also so you don't have to watch a commercial every time a goal is kicked.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon May 06, 2013 9:14 pm

Only so many replays squids can watch.

AFL 360 and On the Couch are also utter carp.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon May 06, 2013 9:15 pm

Read a book.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon May 06, 2013 9:29 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Squids wrote:TV its shit.


I used to think that way, but the wife talked me into getting Foxtel. It was the best idea she's ever had.



I'm sure she had to really twist your arm... ;)


Hahaha, without pay TV, my choices were The Big Bang Theory or nothing. With the aforementioned show, if you've seen one episode, you've seen them all.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Mon May 06, 2013 9:44 pm

Squids wrote:TV its shit.

TOTALLY agree!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Tue May 07, 2013 10:21 am

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Read a book.

I agree but can a squid read?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Tue May 07, 2013 2:15 pm

Strawb wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:Read a book.

I agree but can a squid read?


Of course, he swims in schools!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue May 07, 2013 2:29 pm

The Ash Man wrote:
Strawb wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:Read a book.

I agree but can a squid read?


Of course, he swims in schools!

Dad joke of the day!



Only a sucker would laugh at that ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Tue May 07, 2013 2:43 pm

wrong! a group of squids is a shoal
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue May 07, 2013 2:55 pm

and a single squid is also known as a douchebag




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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Tue May 07, 2013 2:58 pm

Johno6 wrote:and a single squid is also known as a douchebag




jk lol luv u babez


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Tue May 07, 2013 9:20 pm

Why they won't let me join the Port forum.
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