Things that give you the sh1ts

[smac]

Not having a cat to kick ten shades of s***t out of when you lose games that you shouldn't....

I'll send you my address, happy for others to kick my cat - it hasn't had enough kicks of late, Centrals winning more often than not has seen a good life for the miserable animal...

[Footy Chick]

Cyclists that choose NOT to ride in the provided bike lane. . you don't pay bloody taxes on that bike so you DONT get to choose which side of the road to ride on BOOFHEAD...

[am Bays]

Cyclists that choose NOT to ride in the provided bike lane. . you don't pay bloody taxes on that bike so you DONT get to choose which side of the road to ride on BOOFHEAD...

Drivers who ease out of side streets to pushing into cueing traffic and block bike lanes and drivers who straddle bike lines wanting to turn right - FFS we don't park in your lanes blocking off your ability to go forward so stay the truck out of our lanes -MORONS!!!

[mighty_tiger_79]

cyclists because they dont pay taxes or registration!

and the wannabe's look terrible in lycra in the week leading upto and after the tour down under

[am Bays]

cyclists because they dont pay taxes or registration!

and the wannabe's look terrible in lycra in the week leading upto and after the tour down under

Lucky my arse is too big for lyrca so I don't even try....

I'll give you the tip why we don't pay taxes (for our bikes) the only time we pollute the air is when we fart and we don't ruin roads due to only having two small strips of rubber on the road at any one time.....

[Dogwatcher]

Why do you have to pay taxes to use the roads? I've always found that argument confusing. As has been pointed out - cyclists don't do much damage.
Next you'll say pedestrians have no rights as they don't pay taxes to cross the road. And don't forget about those dastardly gophers!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Why do you have to pay taxes to use the roads? I've always found that argument confusing. As has been pointed out - cyclists don't do much damage.
Next you'll say pedestrians have no rights as they don't pay taxes to cross the road. And don't forget about those dastardly gophers!

yeah them too, its so annoying when there is only person and they puch the button to cross the road, surely they should wait for others to arrive as to not stop traffic just for them.

GOPHERS they should pay a tax for driving recklessly through shopping centres

[Psyber]

Why do you have to pay taxes to use the roads? I've always found that argument confusing. As has been pointed out - cyclists don't do much damage.
Next you'll say pedestrians have no rights as they don't pay taxes to cross the road. And don't forget about those dastardly gophers!

yeah them too, its so annoying when there is only person and they puch the button to cross the road, surely they should wait for others to arrive as to not stop traffic just for them.

GOPHERS they should pay a tax for driving recklessly through shopping centres

It takes longer for pedestrians to get anywhere so they can't afford the wait!
Next you'll want 5 points for every one you mow down.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Why do you have to pay taxes to use the roads? I've always found that argument confusing. As has been pointed out - cyclists don't do much damage.
Next you'll say pedestrians have no rights as they don't pay taxes to cross the road. And don't forget about those dastardly gophers!

yeah them too, its so annoying when there is only person and they puch the button to cross the road, surely they should wait for others to arrive as to not stop traffic just for them.

GOPHERS they should pay a tax for driving recklessly through shopping centres

It takes longer for pedestrians to get anywhere so they can't afford the wait!
Next you'll want 5 points for every one you mow down.

i dont mow people down, i dont want to do damage to my car.

[JAS]

Panic ironing after an unexpected invite to 'do lunch' with a mate and catching your tummy with the edge of a hot iron...christ that smarts

Regards
JAS

[magpie in the 80's]

Panic ironing after an unexpected invite to 'do lunch' with a mate and catching your tummy with the edge of a hot iron...christ that smarts

Regards
JAS

and trying to answer quiz questions with the other hand

[TroyGFC]

Bus driver's who think because they have a sticker on back of bus that they only have to indicate once before pulling back onto road.
Almost got T-boned tonight because over took bus and tried to get into my driveway when bus took off.

[Dirko]

Comparing health insurance policies on line to re-evaluate and possibly change to a better package for my family...

FFS Put it in English people...Extras, Hospitals ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Footy Chick]

Servo's..

Wednesday morning would have to be the busiest time of the week. Yet they still only employ 1 person behind the cash register and you have line up for ages to pay for your bloody petrol

[tatts]

Bus driver's who think because they have a sticker on back of bus that they only have to indicate once before pulling back onto road.
Almost got T-boned tonight because over took bus and tried to get into my driveway when bus took off.

Mate great to see you bring this up.I drive a rubbish truck for a living and while i know that some of us can be a bit rude on the roads i think bus drivers are just plain dangerous.They seem to think that they can do what ever they like on the road and just cut you of and go on their merry way.I know that the stick says that they have right of way but does this mean they can do anything on the road ? Some one will get badly hurt one day from this.

[JK]

Well said Tatts, I concur

[Lunchcutter]

Egg Heads at my work that refuse to ask questions, going off by themselves, making "executive" decisions and all the while making the organisation look half arsed and giving out eroneous information just cause they wouldnt admit to not knowing and not asking for help... sheesh how you meant to learn or improve when you don't ask stuff you don't know.... confidence is one thing, over-confidence is another...

[Dirko]

Wind...strong wind...blowing the sheets off the line

Gotta wash them again now

[JK]

Wind...strong wind...blowing the sheets off the line

Gotta wash them again now

Sorry Jabber, you'll need to move that post to the "Things that give you the sheets" thread

[Dirko]

LMAO...

If they were the sheets for the kids beds I would've just re hung