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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:09 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Booney wrote:"Outductions" - When talking about how Port are or have handled Chad and Kane Cornes, Tom Harley said :

"Good clubs handle the induction of young players well, really good clubs also handle the outduction of older players well."

Cometti - " Outductions? " :shock:

Harley, completely clueless - "Yep, outductions".

:lol:


Nah. Clueless would be kicking Harley out of your club after one game so he could go on and captain two premierships somewhere else. Thanks Choco! :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Squawk » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:32 pm

Dedja vs straight talker - here

http://www.safooty.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=34106

It really gets good from page 3 but you should start at the beginning to get the full context. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:43 am

Squawk wrote:Dedja vs straight talker - here

http://www.safooty.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=34106

It really gets good from page 3 but you should start at the beginning to get the full context. :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:54 am

Squawk wrote:Dedja vs straight talker - here

http://www.safooty.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=34106

It really gets good from page 3 but you should start at the beginning to get the full context. :lol:


:lol: :lol: That is a quality read!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:11 am

Completely off topic of course, but hilarious... :lol:
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Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:51 pm

Introvert, extrovert, doesn't matter

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Introver ... 2387957996

Would have to be one of the most infamous X Factor auditions
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:18 am

Brucetiki wrote:Introvert, extrovert, doesn't matter

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Introver ... 2387957996

Would have to be one of the most infamous X Factor auditions


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:43 am

I don't watch shows like X Factor, but got a "have a look at this" from my boss this morning...

As much of a train wreck as that was, it's stuck in my head... :evil:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mickey » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:22 pm

Other forums that take pot shots at us here, but only get maybe 10 posts in total for the whole site a day...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:54 pm

mickey wrote:Other forums that take pot shots at us here, but only get maybe 10 posts in total for the whole site a day...


But it gives posters like Strawb, sapaul, and redandblack somewhere to whinge about this site... ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:22 pm

Star Wars Bulldogs

George Lucas just can't help himself...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:27 pm

mickey wrote:Other forums that take pot shots at us here, but only get maybe 10 posts in total for the whole site a day...


What forums would those be mickey?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:32 am

"You're pi**ed, lady".

Leanne Edelsten - can't believe she still keeps the dodgy doc's surname - should've pulled the ol' "Do you know who I am?"

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-and-bars/edelsten-recounts-evening-of-intimidation-by-security-staff-20110831-1jm3g.html
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:14 am

My Dream Team making their Grand Final...of the minor premiership

They way they played this year I'm amazed they got past the first week of the finals!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:16 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby CENTURION » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:54 pm

mickey wrote:Other forums that take pot shots at us here, but only get maybe 10 posts in total for the whole site a day...

that's HILARIOUS!! ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:13 pm

How quiet the announcements thread has been today! #:-s
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:42 am

The missus throws her smoke towards our butt bin (and misses).

We sit outside for a while, and just as she goes back in, she says, "does something smell like fire?"

Uninterested, on this website of course, I say "nope."

As I go to dispose of MY smoke, the butt bin is on fire...

I put it out, and call out "Yes babe, something smelt like fire..."
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Things that make you laugh

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:10 am

The missus asking if I want cheesecake for dessert. You bet, my 2 favorite things. Cheese and cake. I thought I was your favorite thing she asks. After a pause I replied, Your in my top ten.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:18 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:The missus asking if I want cheesecake for dessert. You bet, my 2 favorite things. Cheese and cake. I thought I was your favorite thing she asks. After a pause I replied, Your in my top ten.

So your missus is neither cheesy nor cakey?
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