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Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:26 am

dedja wrote:Only one cure for cats ... involves a body of water, string and a brick


repace the brick with dynamite then you can be sure the job is done ;) damn cat
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:28 am

dedja wrote:Only one cure for cats ... involves a body of water, string and a brick


while that certainly works, there are other methods. mine involve a lead injection delivered at about 3000 feet per second....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:30 am

of course ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:31 am

I used to hate cats until I started seeing a chick who had 7...now I dont mind them...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:35 am

octopussy? ... cool
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:58 am

Roxy the Rat Girl wrote:
dedja wrote:Only one cure for cats ... involves a body of water, string and a brick


repace the brick with dynamite then you can be sure the job is done ;) damn cat

don't kill it! just cut its feet off.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:30 pm

HH3 wrote:I used to hate cats until I started seeing a chick who had 7...now I dont mind them...



That's a lot of pussy :P
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:41 pm

HH3 wrote:I used to hate cats until I started seeing a chick who had 7...now I dont mind them...

Chicks that have 7 cats dont usually interact with the opposite sex.

Be an interesting case study.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:09 pm

HH3 wrote:I used to hate cats until I started seeing a chick who had 7...now I dont mind them...



Dint realise you were into older women......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:18 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:19 pm

HH3 wrote:I used to hate cats until I started seeing a chick who had 7...now I dont mind them...


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:21 pm

This is a tad long but worth it ...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:18 pm

This hangover.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:22 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby UK Fan » Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:30 pm

Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:I used to hate cats until I started seeing a chick who had 7...now I dont mind them...

Chicks that have 7 cats dont usually interact with the opposite sex.

Be an interesting case study.


Let us know how u go with that :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:30 pm

When I met the lady who became my second wife she had two cats (Clytemnestra and Hecuba).
The second time I stayed over at her place Hecuba gave birth to her litter of three kittens on my chest at 3am...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:36 pm

Psyber wrote:When I met the lady who became my second wife she had two cats (Clytemnestra and Hecuba).
The second time I stayed over at her place Hecuba gave birth to her litter of three kittens on my chest at 3am...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:05 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Aerie » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:54 pm

OnSong wrote:
Psyber wrote:When I met the lady who became my second wife she had two cats (Clytemnestra and Hecuba).
The second time I stayed over at her place Hecuba gave birth to her litter of three kittens on my chest at 3am...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:21 pm

Seeing Helen Hunt totally nude several times in the film i watched last night!!!! Can't get the images out of my head!!! As i said in the good movies thread, her body wasn't so bad, but the fact Helen Hunt got her stuff just hasn't sat well with me all day!!! :(
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