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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:09 pm

Molotov cocktail?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:24 pm

No thanks, I'm driving. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:37 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:52 pm

Taking a 9 on the par four sixth and a 7 on the par three tenth at Port Augusta this morning. Stuffed up what could have been a very decent sub par handicap round. Grrrrr!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:02 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:Taking a 9 on the par four sixth and a 7 on the par three tenth at Port Augusta this morning. Stuffed up what could have been a very decent sub par handicap round. Grrrrr!



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:13 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:Taking a 9 on the par four sixth and a 7 on the par three tenth at Port Augusta this morning. Stuffed up what could have been a very decent sub par handicap round. Grrrrr!


ouch

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:16 pm

OnSong wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:Taking a 9 on the par four sixth and a 7 on the par three tenth at Port Augusta this morning. Stuffed up what could have been a very decent sub par handicap round. Grrrrr!


ouch

x2

X3 FFS!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:43 pm

Port Augusta has a golf course, you learn something new everyday.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:51 pm

Squids wrote:Port Augusta has a golf course, you learn something new everyday.

It certainly does have a course. And it is way better than many suburban layouts. It is kept green by using the recycled water from the STEDS scheme. It also is a sanctuary for several types of goannas and birds.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:53 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:
Squids wrote:Port Augusta has a golf course, you learn something new everyday.

It certainly does have a course. And it is way better than many suburban layouts. It is kept green by using the recycled water from the STEDS scheme. It also is a sanctuary for several types of goannas and birds.


What do you think of the Port Pirie golf course?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:02 pm

Squids wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
Squids wrote:Port Augusta has a golf course, you learn something new everyday.

It certainly does have a course. And it is way better than many suburban layouts. It is kept green by using the recycled water from the STEDS scheme. It also is a sanctuary for several types of goannas and birds.


What do you think of the Port Pirie golf course?

Pirie has a golf course?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:24 pm

Squids wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:
Squids wrote:Port Augusta has a golf course, you learn something new everyday.

It certainly does have a course. And it is way better than many suburban layouts. It is kept green by using the recycled water from the STEDS scheme. It also is a sanctuary for several types of goannas and birds.


What do you think of the Port Pirie golf course?

I played it before they lost their greens and went to scrapes and it was average but okay. But these days it is just awful I'm told
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:17 pm

scoob wrote:
Q. wrote:
scoob wrote:
Q. wrote:Needing to see a podiatrist and the high possibly of requiring orthotics, only to realise that your Extras Benefits doesn't ******* cover Podiatry whatsoever :evil:


biggest con ever


You willing to expand on this?


strengthen your feet and you won't need orthotics... orthotics will only further weaken your foot further and mask the underlying problems


Or get yer feet amputated. Never need an orthotic again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:21 pm

scoob wrote:
OnSong wrote:
scoob wrote:Like all those millenium of people that didn't have orthotics - they struggled big time. Wheelchair sales have decreased dramatically with the invention of orthotics!!!

I'm done with this. You win, orthotics are bullsh!t. Whatever.


No, I'm sorry you are right orthotics are the answer.


Really? All these years I thought it was Jesus....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:45 pm

Pseudo wrote:
scoob wrote:
No, I'm sorry you are right orthotics are the answer.


Really? All these years I thought it was Jesus....


**** who has the patients? ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:57 pm

Being 1 river card from winning the poker tournament tonight
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:20 am

People who continually drive 10 Kms under the speed limit when you are following them on a single lane road or highway and then when the road opens up to a double lane or overtaking lane they speed up or break the speed limit so as you then can not pass them unless you speed
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:24 am

this hangover.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:12 am

When the cat carps on the handle of the kitty litter scoop. This happens too often to be unintentional :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:19 am

Only one cure for cats ... involves a body of water, string and a brick
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