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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby CENTURION » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:50 pm

Dutchy wrote:Fevs tweet last night about coming to do a function at Centrals -

BrendanFevola25 Brendan Fevola
Off to Adelaide can't wait :(

:lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:46 pm

MONSFAW I just wee'd myself :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mickey » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:31 pm

Friends facebook status

Is off to Hanson road after getting her electricity bill!!!! Jesus!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Media Park » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:29 pm

Lightbulbs...
Direct quote:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:55 pm

A workplace investigation is underway at an indoor firing range after a man accidentally shot himself in the groin.
The incident at the Marksman Indoor Firing Range on Franklin St in the city happened when the man, 40, accidentally shot himself in the groin-upper leg area about 3.30pm.

An SA Police spokesman said the man was an employee at the firing range.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:28 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:08 am

Pseudo wrote:Image


lmao, GOLD! :lol:

Full story here:

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1296
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:36 pm

Shouldn't the dog poo bins be some colour that distinguished them from post boxes - perhaps brown? ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:14 pm

At my nephews Christening today, the couple doing the announcements at the end were doing such a terrible job with them that the priest fell asleep during them and made a comment along the lines of 'Thank God for that' when they got off the pulpit!.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:50 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTR5uFVtgnw
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Drop Bear » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:58 pm

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2 ... thing.html
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Gingernuts » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:03 pm

The poor bastard at work trying to give 4 tickets away to the Port game this weekend.

Snowball versus Hell.

:lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:30 pm

Gingernuts wrote:The poor bastard at work trying to give 4 tickets away to the Port game this weekend.

Snowball versus Hell.

:lol:


What is he offering with them? ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Gingernuts » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:39 pm

Booney wrote:
Gingernuts wrote:The poor bastard at work trying to give 4 tickets away to the Port game this weekend.

Snowball versus Hell.

:lol:


What is he offering with them? ;)


Not enough. :lol:

The best bit was that his email finished with "first one to reply to this email gets them". LMAO.

Poor buggers been hammered with all sorts of stupid replies - even the CEO replied with "I could use them to start my fire". :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:40 pm

Fire is winning at the moment.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:07 pm

Gingernuts wrote:The poor bastard at work trying to give 4 tickets away to the Port game this weekend.

Snowball versus Hell.

:lol:

Why doesn't he say he has 4 tickets to the Bulldogs game instead.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JAS » Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:02 pm

People who get one over on the Neos

Trojan T-shirt targets German right-wing rock fans
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14465150

Hope the message also appeared if any of them got caught in public out and about in the rain too :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:58 am

Watching King of Queens the other night and hearing Carrie say to Doug "Will you shut your Dorito chute and listen"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:49 am

Grampires

Long-awaited sequel to When Harry Met Sally.

Starring Billy Crystal and Helen Mirren...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brucetiki » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:01 pm

My mate on Wipeout today at Dreamworld - I learnt many new words this afternoon!
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