Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:01 pm

nwdfanparade wrote:
You want to know what the cop said :?: "If you look down the barrel of the gun, if you don't see a bullet, the gun's not loaded" :rolleyes:
In the words of John McEnroe "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS" :shock:


So does he mean if you cant see a bullet down the barrel you should tell the bloke pointing a gun at your head to go **** himself?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:23 pm

nwdfanparade wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'll remember that for next time someone has a gun pointed in my face. Thanks.



Just don't blame me if you get your head blown off :oops:


It would be pretty hard for LM to blame you without a head!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:25 pm

he could still kick you though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:26 pm

Hefty wrote:
nwdfanparade wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I'll remember that for next time someone has a gun pointed in my face. Thanks.



Just don't blame me if you get your head blown off :oops:


It would be pretty hard for LM to blame you without a head!!!


I've been off my head before mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:26 pm

Footy Chick wrote:he could still kick you though.


Or do a burnout on him.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby nwdfanparade » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:12 pm

HH3 wrote:
nwdfanparade wrote:
You want to know what the cop said :?: "If you look down the barrel of the gun, if you don't see a bullet, the gun's not loaded" :rolleyes:
In the words of John McEnroe "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS" :shock:


So does he mean if you cant see a bullet down the barrel you should tell the bloke pointing a gun at your head to go **** himself?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tigermad » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:32 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:24 pm

The players are trying their best but their best is unfortunately not up to it at the moment, it's the selectors p!ss me off something chronic, they do not fill me with confidence at all.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:32 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:The players are trying their best but their best is unfortunately not up to it at the moment, it's the selectors p!ss me off something chronic, they do not fill me with confidence at all.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:48 pm

whufc wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:The players are trying their best but their best is unfortunately not up to it at the moment, it's the selectors p!ss me off something chronic, they do not fill me with confidence at all.


X2! Great post


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:45 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:52 am

HH3 wrote:Downgrading from an FG XR6 to a Focus to pay off some debt. Has to be done to stop living week to week, but still not happy about it.

Mate you won't regret it in the long run. You will be able to buy you XR6 back in a couple of years for peanuts
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:27 am

Sky Pilot wrote:
HH3 wrote:Downgrading from an FG XR6 to a Focus to pay off some debt. Has to be done to stop living week to week, but still not happy about it.

Mate you won't regret it in the long run. You will be able to buy you XR6 back in a couple of years for peanuts


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:26 am

HH3 wrote:
nwdfanparade wrote:
You want to know what the cop said :?: "If you look down the barrel of the gun, if you don't see a bullet, the gun's not loaded" :rolleyes:
In the words of John McEnroe "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS" :shock:
So does he mean if you cant see a bullet down the barrel you should tell the bloke pointing a gun at your head to go **** himself?

Of course, if the light is poor, you may need to ask the gunman to be patient while you shine a torch down the barrel to be sure. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:42 am

Psyber wrote:
HH3 wrote:
nwdfanparade wrote:
You want to know what the cop said :?: "If you look down the barrel of the gun, if you don't see a bullet, the gun's not loaded" :rolleyes:
In the words of John McEnroe "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS" :shock:
So does he mean if you cant see a bullet down the barrel you should tell the bloke pointing a gun at your head to go **** himself?

Of course, if the light is poor, you may need to ask the gunman to be patient while you shine a torch down the barrel to be sure. ;)


or if it is a longer barreled revolver or rifle. although if it is a rifle, even when not loaded they make a handy club...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:14 pm

Did anyone go to the gym before Facebook was invented?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:19 pm

OnSong wrote:Did anyone go to the gym before Facebook was invented?


Yes they just didnt tell everyone about it!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:22 pm

pafc1870 wrote:
OnSong wrote:Did anyone go to the gym before Facebook was invented?


Yes they just didnt tell everyone about it!


Did anyone eat food before instagram?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby scoob » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:27 pm

Squids wrote:
pafc1870 wrote:
OnSong wrote:Did anyone go to the gym before Facebook was invented?


Yes they just didnt tell everyone about it!


Did anyone eat food before instagram?


Did anyone even do deadlifts at the gym before SAfooty was invented?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:34 pm

scoob wrote:
Squids wrote:
pafc1870 wrote:
OnSong wrote:Did anyone go to the gym before Facebook was invented?


Yes they just didnt tell everyone about it!


Did anyone eat food before instagram?


Did anyone even do deadlifts at the gym before SAfooty was invented?


dead lifts are banned at the SAfooty gym.
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