Damn you auto correct.

Anything!

Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon May 12, 2014 11:24 am

Any ideas for dads bday
----I don't know. Let's thaw them out to eat.
----Lol!!!!
I mean take him out to eat!!
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue May 13, 2014 11:54 am

----My gspot totally just said booger when I tried to get directions to burger king.
Ur gspot? Lol your gspot can talk
----Huh?
----Omg! I sent that to John too!
Did you mean ur gps? Or gspot?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed May 14, 2014 11:39 am

Hey I'm throwing up will you get extraterrestrials for me if she hands any out
----Lol. Extraterrestrials? Yes. Feel better.
Lolo
Extra poopturds
----Awesome.
Damnit p a p e r s
----Lol. I will get all of those things
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu May 15, 2014 11:42 am

Omega I don't like my distant family. My cousin keeps wanking me up every Furher minutes saying I'm Casey for cocaine blimps.

NO! None of that came out right. Let me try again.

Ohmaigawd* I don't like my distant family. My cousin keeps waking* me up every five* minutes saying I'm crazy for coco* puffs*. Autocorrect is being updated and is going wacky.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sun May 18, 2014 11:37 am

If you are coming for coffee in the morning, bring your French venerialdesease
Vanilla please
Please not the other thing
----Ha ha! That's going on DYAC!!
I think I peed while crying and snorting
----Is the French venereal disease better?
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sun May 18, 2014 11:48 am

----Are you coming home soon? picking up food on ur way? We have no food except shartbreads and I can't eat ay more of them They're giving me heartburn.

Shartbreads? That doesn't soud appetizing....

----I meant shartbreads
----Omg why does my phone want to say that???!

DYAC
----Short breads
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon May 19, 2014 11:19 am

Okay, well I guess I'm fixing to leave here ... Ugh I'm in a bad mood now.
----I will make it better with my greasy a$$ :)
----craziness
Bahahahahahahahahah I'm dying!!! Greasy a$$ bahahahahaaHaha
----LMAO I didn't mean that I swear lolstupid autocorrect
Lol suuuure lol
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue May 20, 2014 11:26 am

----Happy mothers day s@#tstain! Luv luv xoxo
----OMG I meant sweetness! Way to ruin your day, huh? Lol I'm so sry
----I love you
----I'm a horrible person and going to hell
S@#tstain ... Hahaha! Well happy mothers day to u too f@#kface ... LOL ... Love u too!
---- Lmao touché!
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed May 21, 2014 11:09 am

----:)
Ok thanks
----Don't forget to return movies. Also, think of dinner. Stuffed bell lepers?
----Hmmmmm ... Peppers. I don't think I want lepers for dinner.
Yeah they tend to fall apart
----That they do.
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu May 22, 2014 12:05 pm

----Take the hamburger meat out of the freezer.
And put it where
Should I put it in the vagina or the counter
REFRGERATOR!!!!!!!!*
----It may thaw out faster in a vagina but it will probably taste better if you just leave it on the counter
Good call
----That was awesome
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri May 23, 2014 12:18 pm

----I was look at my erection in the mirror, and I noticed my head is huge
----OMG!!! Erection?? DEFLECTION!!
----Dammit ... Reflection
Haha!
----That was quite embarrassing
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WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sun May 25, 2014 10:56 am

K
Kroger has a deal on baby back kids at the highland store.
----What????Lol
Lol....that would be baby back ribs
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon May 26, 2014 11:21 am

----Hope your feeling better
Thanks. I don't get d@#k very often. I predict it won't last long
Omg
SICK
Omg
----Well maybe if you got more you wouldn't be sick
I don't know what to say.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue May 27, 2014 11:32 am

----I have my first date with Justin today! Going hiking.
Okay! Have fun!
Do yourself a favour; wear really thick makeup!
----That was so mean
----Wow....You have no reply? Okay then.
I meant mittens! It is 24 degrees.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed May 28, 2014 11:36 am

----What's on the agenda today? Wanna do lunch?
Sure but not until later
Have to jerk your father off at work at 1:30.
----Oh.My.God.
----Please fix that sentence!
I have to drop him off! Ha ha! I am blushing.
His car is in the shop.
----Big difference!!!!!!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu May 29, 2014 5:22 pm

----Dan and I are going out dinners in the microwave
awesome! your the best! where you heading?
----he's going to shot me his c@#K!!! im super excited!!!
WTF mom ewww why would you say that?????
----OMG!!! his *C@#K
yeah got it mom thanks
----stupid phone D O C K! where he keeps his boat!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri May 30, 2014 11:27 am

----I just swallowed a huge piece of bubble gum. Is that any big deal?
Girl please. You'll be fine. I've swallowed so much cum in my life and I'm still here.
----I didn't need to know that mother!
That was a word changed by my phone! Wowwiee
----I'll say! you slut! Haha!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:58 am

----I imagine it'll be less painful
oh yeah it will never be a painful again. I'm glad you're over that hurdle
how attached are you to the black person under your bed?
----Lmao you mean purse
Lol I cannot believe that just happened. yes I meant to say purse
----Autocorrect.com
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:17 am

Yep
----Lol
Nanananananananananananananana BREAST MILK!!!
OMG BATMAN*****
Omg omg omg lolololololol
----Bhahahaha wtf!?!
Auto correct FTW
----Lmfao awesome!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:50 am

----OMG!! I was driving in the fast lane doing 80 and my tits flow off!!! Waiting for AAA to come! It was so scary!!!
Lol
----Lmao!!! *tire TIRE flew off!!! Damn you autocorrect!!! Hahahahahah
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