Things that give you the sh1ts

[Failed Creation]

Spiders. Had a big'un perched on my living room blinds. Wifey is at work, and I'm arachnophobic, so what did I do? I got my mum to come down and kill the little f**ker. Thanks mum.

How far did she have to come? Same household, or is there a car trip involved?

Car trip . It took her about 10-15 to show up, while I sat outside to watch the lightning.

OK. It wouldnt have been too bad if she lived with you.

My missus is the same. Flips the **** out whenever she sees a spider. I dont know if she'd call someone to come kill it if I wasnt here though.

Might I suggest stocking up on Industrial strength Raid.

To make matters worse, my wife is sh1t scared of spiders too.

Even bugs scare her, whereas I have no problem with them. But then again, she wins because I also have a fear of rats & mice, flying, heights and clowns.

[Squids]

SHO GUN POKIES

[Footy Chick]

SHO GUN POKIES

I took 5 hunj out of one on Wednesday..they're not so bad

[Squids]

SHO GUN POKIES

I took 5 hunj out of one on Wednesday..they're not so bad

Pieces of carp buddy.

[PPLions]

SHO GUN POKIES

Chili Time is always a better option. Always.

[PPLions]

Prank phone calls.

[cheetah]

Getting a rash!

[nolongerthere]

wankers that live in state housing (WA) that get pissed/drugged on a Saturday nite and smash glass all up the street , so i collected it all and threw it on their front lawn. Waiting to see wot happens next.

[Ian]

Mrs Ian giving our son and his band the ok to have practice in our back room, singer, bass, 2 guitars and a drummer in a 2.5m x 5m room, it's f****** loud!

[heater31]

Mrs Ian giving our son and his band the ok to have practice in our back room, singer, bass, 2 guitars and a drummer in a 2.5m x 5m room, it's f****** loud!

Time to reline the walls with this.....

[nwdfanparade]

Mrs Ian giving our son and his band the ok to have practice in our back room, singer, bass, 2 guitars and a drummer in a 2.5m x 5m room, it's f****** loud!

Paul McCartney , Jimmy Hendrix , Mozart and Beethoven all had parents and then there's that talentless shyte who never amounted to anything . (not necessarily making any comment on your son)

I can never understand why practicing music loudly makes it any better or improves a persons ability. Shyte music is shyte whether is loud or soft, practice or professional gig.
(again not necessarily making any comment on your son)

[helicopterking]

SHO GUN POKIES

Best mate= worst mate within $200

[RustyCage]

Mrs Ian giving our son and his band the ok to have practice in our back room, singer, bass, 2 guitars and a drummer in a 2.5m x 5m room, it's f****** loud!

Paul McCartney , Jimmy Hendrix , Mozart and Beethoven all had parents and then there's that talentless shyte who never amounted to anything . (not necessarily making any comment on your son)

I can never understand why practicing music loudly makes it any better or improves a persons ability. Shyte music is shyte whether is loud or soft, practice or professional gig.
(again not necessarily making any comment on your son)

Hard to play the drums quietly!

[valleys07]

Spiders. Had a big'un perched on my living room blinds. Wifey is at work, and I'm arachnophobic, so what did I do? I got my mum to come down and kill the little f**ker. Thanks mum.

My wife would be exactly the same. She would have to resort to calling me too as being an asthmatic, no bug spray exists in our household!

[Failed Creation]

Spiders. Had a big'un perched on my living room blinds. Wifey is at work, and I'm arachnophobic, so what did I do? I got my mum to come down and kill the little f**ker. Thanks mum.

My wife would be exactly the same. She would have to resort to calling me too as being an asthmatic, no bug spray exists in our household!

It's good to know I'm not alone.

[woodublieve12]

starting to get a cold!!! seriuosly it's 512 degrees!!!


Plus this heat!

[Squids]

harden up ffs

[woodublieve12]

harden up ffs

i choose not to today!!! ffs

[Hefty]

My gambling addicition.

[Sky Pilot]

My gambling addicition.

My budget is $5 pa. If I dont use it, it accumulates. I have $50 in the jar.