Things that give you the sh1ts

[HH3]

I dont get the "if its yellow, let it mellow" mentality. I dont want to walk into the toilet on a 40 degree day and piss into your rancid stinking piss. Im going to flush it before I start, and then flush it again when Im done, because I have the common courtesy not to leave my body waste lingering in the bowl for the next person to deal with.

[Roxy the Rat Girl]

I dont get the "if its yellow, let it mellow" mentality. I dont want to walk into the toilet on a 40 degree day and piss into your rancid stinking piss. Im going to flush it before I start, and then flush it again when Im done, because I have the common courtesy not to leave my body waste lingering in the bowl for the next person to deal with.

Perhaps - If it's yellow flush by half, if it's brown flush it fast? And check it stays flushed!

[CENTURION]

wee doesn't need flushing every time....unless you have eaten Asparagus.

[HH3]

Or if the only liquid these people consume is coffee...generates a pretty harsh stank. And theres no point if its for water preservation, coz thats not happening coz I flush the rank piss before I start... Fair enough if you wanna do that in your own house, but dont force your stank on other people.

[CENTURION]

hold your breath

[Failed Creation]

Why does Nikki Minaj sometimes break into a British accent? By the way, her name sounds eerily like a vaginal disorder...

"I can't come out tonight, I've got a touch of Nikki Minaj"

You could also use Fifi Box instead of Minaj in that sentence too.

[Dutchy]

Also lucky we had credit card insurance.

Brings home the danger of internet shopping etc.

Credit Card insurance wont help that, bank will refund any transaction that you did not authorise.

[Brodlach]

The Madden brothers singing at the cricket.

[Dutchy]

The Madden brothers

Has the USA given up on them and have we adopted them?

[gadj1976]

The Madden brothers

Has the USA given up on them and have we adopted them?

it seems we have. We must be the only ones buying their records.

I logged onto safooty to comment about how much they've taken over our screens (during the cricket). It seems I'm not the only one thinking the same thing.

BTW, I'd also like to slag the selectors of the team. If you're serious about selecting a 20/20 team, then select the best players during the BBL. Nannes, Pomersbach, must be in the side.

[whufc]

The Madden brothers

Has the USA given up on them and have we adopted them?

it seems we have. We must be the only ones buying their records.

I logged onto safooty to comment about how much they've taken over our screens (during the cricket). It seems I'm not the only one thinking the same thing.

BTW, I'd also like to slag the selectors of the team. If you're serious about selecting a 20/20 team, then select the best players during the BBL. Nannes, Pomersbach, must be in the side.

Can Nannes play for considering he has played international cricket for the Netherlands, if he can I agree with u about him being in the best eleven T20 side

[Squids]

my body on a sunday morning

[Gozu]

The Madden brothers

Has the USA given up on them and have we adopted them?

it seems we have. We must be the only ones buying their records.

I logged onto safooty to comment about how much they've taken over our screens (during the cricket). It seems I'm not the only one thinking the same thing.

BTW, I'd also like to slag the selectors of the team. If you're serious about selecting a 20/20 team, then select the best players during the BBL. Nannes, Pomersbach, must be in the side.

Can Nannes play for considering he has played international cricket for the Netherlands, if he can I agree with u about him being in the best eleven T20 side

He already has, his last international cricket was for Australia at the 2010 T20 WC. He played for the Netherlands the year before.

[nwdfanparade]

Wrist watches with plastic wrist bands. Bought one just over 2 years ago because the previous watch's plastic wrist band broke. Today my current watch's band broke. No more watches for me. Next time I need to know the time I'll just open up my mobile phone. Sick of wasting money buying watches every couple of years.

[Failed Creation]

Getting old gives me the sh*ts. I looked at the Triple J Hottest 100 list for 2012, and it's sad to say I don't really like any of those songs. It's probably why I haven't listen to that station for years...

[Sky Pilot]

Wrist watches with plastic wrist bands. Bought one just over 2 years ago because the previous watch's plastic wrist band broke. Today my current watch's band broke. No more watches for me. Next time I need to know the time I'll just open up my mobile phone. Sick of wasting money buying watches every couple of years.

I'm a watch freak. Never wear the same one two days in a row. Mostly leather bands but some rubber and some metal link.

[Footy Chick]

the inevitable bombardment of "Are we covered for flood?" calls we're unneccesarily likely to experience tomorrow, even though it hasn't properly rained here for about 2 months

We live in the driest state on the driest continent in the world. We are not going to flood anytime soon.*

* - towns along the Murray possibly excepted

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[heater31]

the inevitable bombardment of "Are we covered for flood?" calls we're unneccesarily likely to experience tomorrow, even though it hasn't properly rained here for about 2 months

We live in the driest state on the driest continent in the world. We are not going to flood anytime soon.*

* - towns along the Murray possibly excepted

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Tell them to read their paper work

[heater31]

Sorry, this would be close to the dumbest post I've ever seen on this site ... and that's saying something

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I work in an industry where I get similar questions, from dumb people who are too lazy to find information out for themselves.

Key lesson is to read the fine print and you would be amazed at what you can learn....

[dedja]

wasn't directed at you ...