Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:38 am

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Dogwatcher wrote:Bloody weather ruining the annual backyard cricket comp at the Swit CG.
Guess we'll just have to drink a few beers now.


What? No covers?


I shouldn't have been so pessimistic. We played, in the rain. Used sawdust for the batting/bowling marks. The taped up ball was getting some really zing in those conditions.

A wet deck will always liven up the backyard pitch. Speaking of which, I have recommenced curating mine. Shifted it over slightly to give the other foot or so a break. Haha.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:43 am

dedja wrote:Just about the leave home for a holiday and we lose power and have to wait until the power's back as we can't close the panel door .. FFS


SA Power Networks disrupting peoples holidays.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:47 am

How did they work out the power will be restored at 1:19pm? ... FFS, pulled that out of their arse

Approximate Notification Time - Areas Affected - Estimated Numbers of Customers Affected - Approx. Restoration Time - Cause - Status
14/01/2013 10:49 AM - Athelstone, Highbury, Hope Valley, St Agnes - 2259 - 14/01/2013 01:19 PM - Damage to our equipment - Work is in progress
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:11 pm

Faark, I think this caused it ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6553464101

A MAN has died in a crash at Hope Valley.

The man was driving a white Nissan sedan when he crashed into a Stobie pole on Grand Junction Rd, about 10.50am.

The man died at the scene.

Motorists are advised that road closures are in place on Grand Junction Rd near Canopus Ave.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:14 pm

Couriers who claim we will deliver between 9-11

12:14 and nothing


I want to go fishing you tossbags.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:02 pm

dedja wrote:Faark, I think this caused it ...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6553464101

A MAN has died in a crash at Hope Valley.

The man was driving a white Nissan sedan when he crashed into a Stobie pole on Grand Junction Rd, about 10.50am.

The man died at the scene.

Motorists are advised that road closures are in place on Grand Junction Rd near Canopus Ave.


Thankfully that car doesn't look familiar to me.

WTF do you mean you think you may have caused it? :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:08 pm

Squids wrote:Couriers who claim we will deliver between 9-11

12:14 and nothing


I want to go fishing you tossbags.


2:08

nothing


ffs
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:23 pm

Squids wrote:
Squids wrote:Couriers who claim we will deliver between 9-11

12:14 and nothing


I want to go fishing you tossbags.


2:08

nothing


ffs


just go fishing :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:32 pm

No. Keep waiting. :-)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:41 pm

dedja wrote:How did they work out the power will be restored at 1:19pm? ... FFS, pulled that out of their arse

Approximate Notification Time - Areas Affected - Estimated Numbers of Customers Affected - Approx. Restoration Time - Cause - Status
14/01/2013 10:49 AM - Athelstone, Highbury, Hope Valley, St Agnes - 2259 - 14/01/2013 01:19 PM - Damage to our equipment - Work is in progress


10.49 + 2.5 hours.

At North Beach we rocked up at 7.50 to find out the power was out from 6.22pm. ETA on the power coming back on was 6.22am. It came on within the hour though. But the time is just a guide for people to keep them at bay till they get a chance to fix it. I'd rather them tell me 6.22am than 8pm and be late.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:08 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Squids wrote:
Squids wrote:Couriers who claim we will deliver between 9-11

12:14 and nothing


I want to go fishing you tossbags.


2:08

nothing


ffs


just go fishing :lol:



4:30 and it finally comes.


good news is high tide at 7:11 looks the goods

Harvey Norman you are a bunch of spuds.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:29 pm

Squids wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Squids wrote:
Squids wrote:Couriers who claim we will deliver between 9-11

12:14 and nothing


I want to go fishing you tossbags.


2:08

nothing


ffs


just go fishing :lol:



4:30 and it finally comes.


good news is high tide at 7:11 looks the goods

Harvey Norman you are a bunch of spuds.

Cool story bro, LMAO. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:55 am

Why does Pink pull stupid faces in just about every photo she's in? She looks like a twat.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:42 am

Failed Creation wrote:Why does Pink pull stupid faces in just about every photo she's in? She looks like a twat.



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:43 am

Bully wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Why does Pink pull stupid faces in just about every photo she's in? She looks like a twat.



x2

It's standard issue from certain people in the media. Locally, Andrew Jarman was/is a serial poser and face-puller whenever a camera comes out.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Roxy the Rat Girl » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:49 am

[/quote]It's standard issue from certain people in the media. Locally, Andrew Jarman was/is a serial poser and face-puller whenever a camera comes out.[/quote]

Andrew Jarman is a bit more than a face puller!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:04 am

Failed Creation wrote:Why does Pink pull stupid faces in just about every photo she's in? She looks like a twat.

dunno, I don't watch her.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:07 am

Roxy the Rat Girl wrote:
It's standard issue from certain people in the media. Locally, Andrew Jarman was/is a serial poser and face-puller whenever a camera comes out.[/quote]

Andrew Jarman is a bit more than a face puller![/quote]
Like what for instance?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:19 am

Sky Pilot wrote:
Roxy the Rat Girl wrote:
It's standard issue from certain people in the media. Locally, Andrew Jarman was/is a serial poser and face-puller whenever a camera comes out.


Andrew Jarman is a bit more than a face puller![/quote]
Like what for instance?[/quote]
he pulled a crowd!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:28 am

Sky Pilot wrote:
Bully wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Why does Pink pull stupid faces in just about every photo she's in? She looks like a twat.



x2

It's standard issue from certain people in the media. Locally, Andrew Jarman was/is a serial poser and face-puller whenever a camera comes out.


I think in Pink's case, she's doing it to make herself look like 'badarse'. She fails miserably at it though. A real badarse wouldn't have to advertise, we'd all just know it.
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