Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Groover » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:35 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:37 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sky Pilot » Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:47 pm

Shop assistants who close every transaction with "have a nice day".
Faaaaarking American culture
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:06 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:Shop assistants who close every transaction with "have a nice day".
Faaaaarking American culture


Some would call it being polite
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby the big bang » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:35 pm

mickey wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:Shop assistants who close every transaction with "have a nice day".
Faaaaarking American culture


Some would call it being polite



i woulda went with that too mickey.

what are they supposed to say as you're leaving?

'Get a dog up ya'???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:39 pm

Groover wrote:Working today...


with a hangover :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:41 pm

the big bang wrote:
mickey wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:Shop assistants who close every transaction with "have a nice day".
Faaaaarking American culture


Some would call it being polite



i woulda went with that too mickey.

what are they supposed to say as you're leaving?

'Get a dog up ya'???

how about "Seeyalater"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:43 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:Shop assistants who close every transaction with "have a nice day".
Faaaaarking American culture


Actually, that level of politeness in customer service is a very Australian thing. In the US and UK you are generally met with complete indifference.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gozu » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:44 pm

I think SP is more an 'Ooroo' type ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:52 pm

thank you come again
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:04 pm

there's a bird at our local supermarket who says 'yeah, sure thing' ... faark its annoying
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:59 pm

Q. wrote:
Sky Pilot wrote:Shop assistants who close every transaction with "have a nice day".
Faaaaarking American culture


Actually, that level of politeness in customer service is a very Australian thing. In the US and UK you are generally met with complete indifference.

for now....but that will change.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Apostle » Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:58 pm

The Apostle wrote:Buys a new $1,250 '65 Fender Princeton Reverb guitar amp for Xmas...shop has to order it in from supplier...picks it up...notices on way home that there are 3 staples on top of box but empty holes for another 4 staples...gets home and unpacks it...discovers then that bottom of box has holes for 4 missing staples and is taped up...finds out that the pricks that sold him the amp have nicked all the paperwork for the amp (instruction manual, warranty card)...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:22 am

The insomnia that has been ruining my life for the past week and a half...

Christmas day is going to be sh1t because I just can't getting to freaking sleep...


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:29 pm

the neighbours and the smell of their webber wondering past our house and making me hungry
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby on the rails » Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:11 pm

Last 3 trips to Sydney for Xmas with the wife's relatives - 2007 / 2009 and this year 2012! Rained each time on Xmas Day!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:28 pm

Lucky you have never been a "weather" person.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:55 pm

Annoying drunk neighbours on Christmas Day...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby ilovethelegs » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:08 am

Parents who buy their kids thousands of dollars worth of pointless shit for Xmas.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:59 am

people who own 4WDs and sit in the right hand lane, under the speed limit, then get the shits when you want to pass them, and stare you down when you go past.
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