Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:46 pm

Squids wrote:People that don't know how to drive through roundabouts.


Thought you drove around them... maybe you're the 1 with the problem ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:17 pm

Classic dad joke 101
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mythical Creature » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:24 pm

Hitting a big grey kangaroo just before iron knob. Car escaped without a dent and I don't even know how that is possible considering the roo is now being eaten by crows.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mic » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:31 pm

Wrapping presents. :x
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:12 am

Similar to my comment in the things you rate thread. For the second year in a row Ive rocked up to the last day of work before Xmas at 7am when I could have got in at 9.30 and still claimed the same standard day when knocking off at noon. Doh!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:07 pm

Not being able to get a park in the main street of Port Pirie, ffs.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:13 pm

just park in the median strip, plenty of room there!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby overloaded » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:14 pm

Squids wrote:Not being able to get a park in the main street of Port Pirie, ffs.

boo hoo
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:38 pm

overloaded wrote:
Squids wrote:Not being able to get a park in the main street of Port Pirie, ffs.

boo hoo


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Apostle » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:56 pm

Buys a new $1,250 '65 Fender Princeton Reverb guitar amp for Xmas...shop has to order it in from supplier...picks it up...notices on way home that there are 3 staples on top of box but empty holes for another 4 staples...gets home and unpacks it...discovers then that bottom of box has holes for 4 missing staples and is taped up...finds out that the pricks that sold him the amp have nicked all the paperwork for the amp (instruction manual, warranty card)...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:44 am

The Apostle wrote:Buys a new $1,250 '65 Fender Princeton Reverb guitar amp for Xmas...shop has to order it in from supplier...picks it up...notices on way home that there are 3 staples on top of box but empty holes for another 4 staples...gets home and unpacks it...discovers then that bottom of box has holes for 4 missing staples and is taped up...finds out that the pricks that sold him the amp have nicked all the paperwork for the amp (instruction manual, warranty card)...

you just blew your cover ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:38 am

Smashed back winscreen $662. F#<£ U Mark from O'Briens :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:10 pm

wristwatcher wrote:Smashed back winscreen $662. F#<£ U Mark from O'Briens :evil:


O'Briens are ripoffs. I had to replace my windscreen, they quoted me over $300. Complete windscreens did if for just over $100. Identical product.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:25 am

HH3 wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:Smashed back winscreen $662. F#<£ U Mark from O'Briens :evil:


O'Briens are ripoffs. I had to replace my windscreen, they quoted me over $300. Complete windscreens did if for just over $100. Identical product.

and Completes are South Australians too, I'm led to believe.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:50 am

We were in Paramatta about to drive back to Adelaide so that lisping rip off merchant was the quick fix solution. F#ck me did we eat some biscuits in the waiting room though
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CENTURION » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:00 am

wristwatcher wrote:We were in Paramatta about to drive back to Adelaide so that lisping rip off merchant was the quick fix solution. F#ck me did we eat some biscuits in the waiting room though

O'Bwiens will fix your windscween. and wip you off!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MightyEagles » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:34 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:45 pm

every time one of the Maddens says 'a good time'.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:48 pm

dedja wrote:every time one of the Maddens says 'a good time'.


they piss me off full stop.

carp music, sell outs, go back to america
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:47 pm

Squids wrote:
dedja wrote:every time one of the Maddens says 'a good time'.


they piss me off full stop.

carp music, sell outs, go back to america


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