Things that make you laugh

[JAS]

Never mind worrying about Rucci and the AFL and the SANFL and all that.

None of it will matter if your councils are as slack as Leicester City Council. Thank god for the Freedom Of Information Act or we may never have known...run for your lives people...before it's too late

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798

A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.

Regards
JAS

[SABRE]

Drunkest man alive...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/sun-exclusive/3624149/Greatest-drunk-walk-ever.html

Memories.

This bloke had a few schooners too I reckon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqbAQN9zkgs

WARNING: These gentlemen are pure professionals and highly skilled researchers out to prove that sobriety is unnatural.
All babies, whether human or animal are born with an inherent ability to feel the earth spinning beneath them.
Thus, the first staggering steps we all make before learning to adjust to the quite natural movements of the cosmos.
What a pity maturity, balance and sobriety have caused so many of us to lose this wonderful gift.

However, salvation is at hand, blessed alcohol is not only medicinal in making wives appear human and children bearable,
it is also the magical chemical that allows one to regress to a time of innocence. It allows you to again feel the entire
planet spinning fast around itself, the sun, the galaxy and universe in which we live. Being a little older than the scientists
above and after years of painstaking study myself, it is obvious to a qualified eye what intellectuals such as these fine
men are having trouble negotiating.

During Spring and Autumn it’s fine to wander blissfully about as alcohol allows one to feel the way nature intended and to
enjoy the enlightening effects of the various giddy orbits we experience. But coming to grips with our planet’s spin is one
thing, it’s the seasonal extremes of axial tilt that brings so many fine researchers to a staggering or vomiting end, as seen
in the videos above and at any footy club after a good win.

If amateurs intend deep scientific exploration of these effects during Summer or Winter, they should remain seated or lay
down somewhere, though not on a highway, that’s a different oblivion altogether. Although it’s a great pain killer, you don’t
want to spill a drop of that precious nectar due to collisions with ignorant motorists who think THEY own the bloody road.
Oh no, my fellow earthbound astronauts, go and enjoy that glow of knowing absolutely everything in safety, if you can.
Personally, I don't believe you've really searched for a higher plane of thought until you’ve woken up in a tree, dangling from
interstate power lines or in a filthy Bangkok bed married to a set of bagpipes. Never mind, just take my word for it.

Let us all drink to science! And study bloody hard! For the truth is out there and an infinite number of secrets are just
waiting to be unlocked.

With the key to the liquor cabinet.

Cheers,
SABRE

References: W.C. Fields, Dean Martin, Bacchus G.O.W. aka Dionysus

[Media Park]

While listening the 5AA last night, the amount of Port people emailing and smsing Rowie and Cornsey saying that they havent read the Port team out and calling them bias towards the crows etc .... um you have the BYE chimps

Their best chance for a win... haha.

[Brucetiki]

Wereslow's incompetence broadcast on national television!

[Media Park]

Wereslow's incompetence broadcast on national television!

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[GWW]

Wereslow's incompetence broadcast on national television!

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This might answer your question:

[Thiele]

Wereslow's incompetence broadcast on national television!

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Was when the dude ran on to Football Park and off again and just walked out normally before the cops caught him

[GWW]

He faces a 3 month ban. Thats a joke in itself. He should cop a 5 year ban minimum.

[fish]

He faces a 3 month ban. Thats a joke in itself. He should cop a 5 year ban minimum.

Yep it should be a year at least. Thankfully he didn't do any damage but it could have worked out far worse than it did.

A quip on "Before the Game" was that the WESLO staff were all too busy guarding Neil Craig!

[Media Park]

Ahh, I get the pun with the spelling (duh MP), and now it all makes sense!!! Cheers.

[Magpiespower]

[Magpiespower]

Wanna get one of these Miami Heat championship tees...

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/06/miami-herald-miami-heat-championship-ad/1

[Johno6]

this

[whufc]

New South Wales state of origin guernsey having a massive Victorian Bitter logo in the center of it.

[Magpiespower]

New South Wales state of origin guernsey having a massive Victorian Bitter logo in the center of it.

Haha!

How tacky does it look?

Even worse that the dirty VB logo is plastered all over the Kangaroos jersey, too...

[Magpiespower]

Kevin Rudd.

[JK]

Sister (and business partner) had to make a presentation to our biggest client (Melbourne based), in one of their stores in Perth.

Had no end of trouble trying to get on a flight, but finally managed to grab the last seat on the red-eye this morning.

Not long after touching down she hears from our clients who were unable to get a flight out of Melbourne due to the ash, and the presentation can't proceed without them .. So now she's stuck in Perth twiddling her thumbs with no idea of which day she'll be able to get a flight out of there.

[The Dark Knight]

New South Wales state of origin guernsey having a massive Victorian Bitter logo in the center of it.

Haha!

How tacky does it look?

Even worse that the dirty VB logo is plastered all over the Kangaroos jersey, too...

Haha, I was watching game 2 the other day after I recorded it and could not believe the NSW Blues are sponsored by VB. What a joke!!

[Lightning McQueen]

Haha, I was watching game 2 the other day after I recorded it and could not believe the NSW Blues are sponsored by VB. What a joke!!

I could be wrong but I thought I heard last year that they struggled for sponsorship because fans were that passionate and the possible sponsors didn't want to harm their sales in Qld in order to sponsor NSW.

[Magpiespower]

I could be wrong but I thought I heard last year that they struggled for sponsorship because fans were that passionate and the possible sponsors didn't want to harm their sales in Qld in order to sponsor NSW.

The only beer NSW should have on their jersey...